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P.I.M.P
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Sat, 24 January 2004 10:57
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tell us about your worst experiences with the opposite sex.  from repulsive to funny.....not repulsive enough to get the thread deleted tho....
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Sat, 24 January 2004 11:31
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Well you know at a party getting funky on the couch lean over to kiss and then i chucked my guts out all over her lol never saw her again! and i was sick for like a week!! damn dirty BBQ!!!
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I supported Toymods
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Sat, 24 January 2004 11:33
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I got asked for a 4-some last night - me and 3 girls
no it's not a bad experience, but I gotta share it with someone.
Just sitting in a pub looking bored for half an hour waiting for my friends to turn up, and a girl comes over and says "Hi. Me and 2 of the girls at that table would like to take you home with us". None of them were ugly, all uni students...
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melbourne
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July 2003
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Sat, 24 January 2004 11:36
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and....why didnt you go! 
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melbourne
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Sat, 24 January 2004 11:38
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HAhaHAHAhaaha i just rememberd a moment when my ex gf was ya know sucking the lolly pop when her braces caught a snag now thats pain! 2 stiches!!!! has this happend to anyone else?
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September 2003
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Sat, 24 January 2004 11:55
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haha nup, that would hurt heaps tho. are you a bit of a looka' draven? a 3 girl denial would be nice to have under the belt 
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I supported Toymods
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Sat, 24 January 2004 12:47
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they seemed to think so - I think I'm pretty average 
still, it's one hell of an ego boost to get an offer like that, I can tell ya 
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Sat, 24 January 2004 13:18
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So did you go home with them? Or are you attached?
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I supported Toymods
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Sat, 24 January 2004 13:44
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A gentleman never tells...
but the answer is, sadly, neither.
I have my eyes on another girl
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Sun, 25 January 2004 00:48
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| draven wrote on Sun, 25 January 2004 00:44 |
A gentleman never tells...
but the answer is, sadly, neither.
I have my eyes on another girl
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I supported Toymods
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Sun, 25 January 2004 00:58
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yes, alas.
not that I could resist going home with one of them in the end
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Ballarat, Victoria
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March 2003
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Sun, 25 January 2004 01:25
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| draven wrote on Sun, 25 January 2004 11:58 |
yes, alas.
not that I could resist going home with one of them in the end
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the consellation prize?
nice ego burst though...
you know its nice when you're drunk enough when you think splotches on someones neck are hickies... and you ask them 
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Ballarat, Vic.
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September 2002
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Sun, 25 January 2004 04:11
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one of my ex's parents were over protective. We were kicking back in her room one day in the middle of summer, so i just had shorts on or some shit. We were snuggled up infront of a fan and her folks come home and think we were upto shit (she was waving the red flag so i coudlnt if i wanted to anyway). Man i almost got the crap belted outa me for that. Funnily enough it happend again with another chick over a year later
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Sun, 25 January 2004 09:14
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One of the many reasons I took up martial arts Clown.
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Ballarat, Vic.
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September 2002
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Sun, 25 January 2004 09:20
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the second one was a short scary looking asian man. "get the fuck outa my house"
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Sun, 25 January 2004 12:23
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Old little Asian men can be realy scary. You don't know how many times they can kill you before you hit the ground.... 
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Sydney/Wollongong
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October 2003
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Location:
Melbourne
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October 2003
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Sun, 25 January 2004 14:01
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in the future when I can be bothered I will indulge in re-telling the events of my girlfriend's wardrobe. And the many, many times its saved me. Even the time I called a mate to come pic me up - whilst I was in the wardrobe.
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November 2003
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Sun, 25 January 2004 14:57
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| T APLUS 22 wrote on Mon, 26 January 2004 01:01 |
in the future when I can be bothered I will indulge in re-telling the events of my girlfriend's wardrobe. And the many, many times its saved me. Even the time I called a mate to come pic me up - whilst I was in the wardrobe.
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I supported Toymods
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Sun, 25 January 2004 16:06
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oh
just to embarass myself
when I was propositioned by these 3 girls, the most intelligent thing I could think of to say was "why"
and yes, everyone who knows (which is not all that many) keep asking me why I said no
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Mon, 26 January 2004 00:30
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Well draven, I think you definatly have the most PIMP potential... but your such a pimp letdown.
Ahh.... or something. 
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Mon, 26 January 2004 00:51
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b4 me and my now wife were living together i used to spend alot of time at her parents house, she had a sliding door to her room and a little chain latch as the "lock"
now, since her little bro had small hands he could shut the door most of the way with his hand inside and unlock the door , needless to say we got caught once or 50 times, AND after he caught us he wouldnt leave, thats a hell of a drooping feeling .
and he once had 2 mates over, my wife and i went to the movies, came home and found all my shit all over her room, RUBBERS everwhere, and lube too  
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Ballarat, Vic.
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September 2002
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Mon, 26 January 2004 06:04
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I remember one of my ex's, just to get back at our friends for being dicks after they procceeded to say "dont do anything with us beside you" (had to share a queen size bed) we looked at each other and got idea's....... when they found out a few days later (after having to convince them that we did) they sorta freaked out
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In Little Italy ;)
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December 2003
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Mon, 26 January 2004 08:54
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Awww I'm an Angel with no stories to tell 
Bad girls are only good girls that get caught
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Mon, 26 January 2004 09:35
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| GRLTOY wrote on Mon, 26 January 2004 19:54 |
Awww I'm an Angel with no stories to tell
Bad girls are only good girls that get caught
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They don't have to involve you getting caught to be good stories.
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Adelaide
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June 2003
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Mon, 26 January 2004 10:53
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one of my ex girlfriends parents let us sleep in the same room when we were still 16, so i wasnt complaining.
draven, i can sort of understand, a few times ive had HOT chicks come up to me and start talking to me unexpectedly, and ive just panicked and gone im busy and walk off, then straight after i think why the fuck did i just do that. i dont perform well when i am put on the spot, i only like dealing with situations i have planned.
the worst for me was when i had split up from a girlfriend (same one as above) who i went out with for over 3 years, and six months after she tricked me into having sex with her, man did i regret doing that, for the next week all that happened is i got bloody messages and phonecalls every ten minutes fuck it was so bad, the second i had finished i was like ahh fuck i didnt want this to happen, i didnt even consider it occuring.
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The Eastwood MASSIVE !
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Mon, 26 January 2004 15:00
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I made a joke about my girl friends period , which she was currently on , and she proceded to break up with me by kicking me in the balls drop kick soccer style. Then when I was on the ground in tears , she kicked me again in the same spot.
Needless to say I nearly passed out from the pain.
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Mon, 26 January 2004 15:24
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Diz: arrrrrrgh harsh. i hooked up with a chick on the weekend, and in her drunken stand not only did she knee my in the nuts, she bloody headbutted me aswell
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Mon, 26 January 2004 15:40
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| Shraka wrote on Sun, 25 January 2004 23:23 |
Old little Asian men can be realy scary. You don't know how many times they can kill you before you hit the ground....
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My GF is filo and her dad is hell scary lookin, One night she rings me at 2am to say her dad burst into her room yelling coz he heard a door close and thought I was in the house
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July 2002
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Tue, 27 January 2004 01:18
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| Old School wrote on Tue, 27 January 2004 02:40 |
| Shraka wrote on Sun, 25 January 2004 23:23 |
Old little Asian men can be realy scary. You don't know how many times they can kill you before you hit the ground....
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My GF is filo and her dad is hell scary lookin, One night she rings me at 2am to say her dad burst into her room yelling coz he heard a door close and thought I was in the house
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your fucked lol... change your name
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Tue, 27 January 2004 08:34
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Jag.
See my current girlfriend is Italian, and her dad is loud and wants to be scary... but I'm not scared of him at all, 'cuz he isn't short, old or Asian. *shakes head*
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I supported Toymods
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Tue, 27 January 2004 22:15
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I have now said no to fantastic sex twice in the past 3 days... once with a 4-some with 3 other girls, once with on absolutely drop dead sexy girl.
someone tell me what's wrong with me?
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Melbourne
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October 2003
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Tue, 27 January 2004 22:24
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| draven wrote on Wed, 28 January 2004 09:15 |
I have now said no to fantastic sex twice in the past 3 days... once with a 4-some with 3 other girls, once with on absolutely drop dead sexy girl.
someone tell me what's wrong with me?
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Do you find yourself getting really involved in watching any of the following shows: Queer as folk, Queer eye for the straight guy, the shopping channel, anything with Jamie Durie? If so...you might be finding out your batting for the wrong team.
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June 2003
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Wed, 28 January 2004 03:31
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whipped
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Wed, 28 January 2004 07:02
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you have another mistress that answers to JZA, or is that you're saving yourself for Leo?
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Wed, 28 January 2004 11:19
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| draven wrote on Wed, 28 January 2004 09:15 |
I have now said no to fantastic sex twice in the past 3 days... once with a 4-some with 3 other girls, once with on absolutely drop dead sexy girl.
someone tell me what's wrong with me?
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I supported Toymods
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Wed, 28 January 2004 13:36
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Miss JZA61 does also hold my affections, but she happily accepts my other girls
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Lost in the K hole
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Wed, 28 January 2004 14:03
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greg... that timescale places me squarely in the middle of the action... where is the "quick off-hand flick" to the bystanding mate??
bastard
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I supported Toymods
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Wed, 28 January 2004 14:05
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hmmmm
I'm suprised you didn't notice the bite marks on my neck
the one extremely sexy one is not for sharing - she's most definitly a keeper
the others .... well, they'll be at the century tavern friday week
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Wed, 28 January 2004 14:06
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| draven wrote on Thu, 29 January 2004 01:05 |
hmmmm
I'm suprised you didn't notice the bite marks on my neck
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errr, i did, i just shut up
century tavern huh *whips out palm pilot... turns off pager*
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Thu, 29 January 2004 00:03
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| ed_ma61 wrote on Thu, 29 January 2004 01:06 |
century tavern huh *whips out palm pilot... turns off pager*
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palm pilot... is thats what u call 'it' then?
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Thu, 29 January 2004 03:01
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| rob_RA40 wrote on Thu, 29 January 2004 11:03 |
| ed_ma61 wrote on Thu, 29 January 2004 01:06 |
century tavern huh *whips out palm pilot... turns off pager*
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palm pilot... is thats what u call 'it' then?
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mine is called the thunder from asunder
not really i just thought it might be funny
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Thu, 29 January 2004 03:13
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You're allways funny Evil... even when your not trying to be.
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Thu, 29 January 2004 03:19
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Thu, 29 January 2004 07:48
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| draven wrote on Wed, 28 January 2004 09:15 |
I have now said no to fantastic sex twice in the past 3 days... once with a 4-some with 3 other girls, once with on absolutely drop dead sexy girl.
someone tell me what's wrong with me?
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homosexual tendencies?
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Thu, 29 January 2004 07:56
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well, I did know ed was coming around today...
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Thu, 29 January 2004 08:20
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| draven wrote on Thu, 29 January 2004 18:56 |
well, I did know ed was coming around today...
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oh' ed doesent count
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Thu, 29 January 2004 08:25
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why not?
he's like 190cms of pure muscly man meat
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November 2003
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Thu, 29 January 2004 08:34
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Heh heh. Gaaaaay.
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Thu, 29 January 2004 09:13
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| draven wrote on Thu, 29 January 2004 19:25 |
why not?
he's like 190cms of pure muscly man meat
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yeah, im pretty tall aswell
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Ballarat, Vic.
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September 2002
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Thu, 29 January 2004 12:18
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i dunno if i mention this earlier or not.... but on the weekend I went to a party with 2 mates. One mate went to hook up with this chick he'd be workin on for a while...... i just went to see girl on girl action (and also help them get there). anyways nights starting to wind down and im with this chick (the chick that he wanted and hooked up with was pretty drunk and throwing up......) my mate decided he'd steal the chicks bed i hooked up with, she chased him and they never returned!!!! so we left him about 2 hours east of where we live hahahaha
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November 2003
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Thu, 29 January 2004 12:20
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| Clown wrote on Thu, 29 January 2004 23:18 |
so we left him about 2 hours east of where we live hahahaha
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Heh heh. Serves him right.
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December 2003
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Fri, 30 January 2004 06:26
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I'm feeling unloved
someone needs to give me more sex
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July 2002
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Fri, 30 January 2004 06:51
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| GRLTOY wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 17:26 |
I'm feeling unloved
someone needs to give me more sex
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probably not getting it cause u abuse the relationship between man and car
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Fri, 30 January 2004 07:01
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| ed_ma61 wrote on Thu, 29 January 2004 20:13 |
| draven wrote on Thu, 29 January 2004 19:25 |
why not?
he's like 190cms of pure muscly man meat
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yeah, im pretty tall aswell
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Now that just made my week
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Fri, 30 January 2004 13:57
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you keep your filthy hands off him
MINE!
and if "someone" needs to give you more sex, I know a couple of girls who are eager for some same-sex company.
And Ed's been single for entirely too long - I could share a bit with a girl I think
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December 2003
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Sat, 31 January 2004 05:56
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I abuse no such relationship between man and car...
I love the supra as much as he does
I feel you didn't understand my point in the other thread.
Maybe I'll rephrase and ammend it...
Making an analogy here I got my first real competition pony when I was about 10...I spent a further 6 or 7 years training, working, blood sweat and tears to be the undisputed champion of all grades of showjumping/equitation, dressage, sporting and anything else PC related that were attempted.
One PC interclub day I was warming my lil pony up and he tripped in an old shallow hole. The Banj fell lame and was never to regain full soundness (i.e. I could never compete him again). He ended up going to the RDA and was much loved there. He was put down in 2000 due to some form of penile cancer (apparently common in older horses).
Regardless, there was my sisters horse that I could ride, but it just wasn't the same. The partnership wasn't there, and so he got sold. I searched high and low for a big horse that moved much the same as Banj and had the same temprement...1997 I found him. 4.5yrs old green and barely educated I could tell from the trial ride that this was the one. On our Debut State-level open titles we won or placed in every height class we went into dropping a rail in the state ring put us out of contention. PC state champs in equitation and eventing saw us duelly placed in top 5 and 10 within the state. 3 years after I got him and immediately after the eventing title, too much heavy work saw him aggrevate a calcification within his foot (i.e. relatively undetecable and untreatabl).
About this time I decided to call it quits. I continue to ride, for pleasure not comp now. Remi's still with me, and it's shameful to see such talent wasted (confidently jumping in excess of 1.1m, advanced novice/elementary dressage training, pre-novice eventing).
Don't ever tell me that I don't understand feelings of loss and regret. Situations may not be the same but the underlying story is.
Ohhh and u'll be pleased to know that I got me some sex...but I still need more...annnnd bisexual tendencies are...welll...ummmz.....and integral part of a well balanced diet shall we say????
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Sat, 31 January 2004 06:16
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Ohhh and u'll be pleased to know that I got me some sex...but I still need more
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i'll volunteer
but seriously, i was over on stradbroke island one evening and getting cosy on the beach. Well, i'd had waaaay too much to drink and in the middle of some fun n games with a girl i had been eying for some time...i had to excuse myself & proceeded to dig a hole in the sand and throwup multiple times. I covered it up when i was finished but needless to say the mood had been ruined by then 
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November 2003
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Re: P.I.M.P
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Sat, 31 January 2004 09:38
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This is one of the many reasons I don't drink often. It can make sex happen less.
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Ballarat, Vic.
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Sat, 31 January 2004 15:20
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Bisexual chick into toyota's .errrrr i errrrr need to goto ............
Jim beam: helping ugly people get laid since ...... well i forgot!
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