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10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Thu, 29 January 2004 15:53
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1. You start saying no to 4-somes with 3 other girls
2. You say no to "no strings attached" sex for fear it may damage your chances at a lasting relationship
3. You throw your excellent music taste out the window and start listening to sappy love music (yes, Ballads by good bands, such as Patience by the gunners, count as sappy love music)
4. You realise how much all these Ballads apply to you and your girl.
5. Most conversations you hold with people, regardless of how long you've known them, involve that one special person.
6. Your friends, who know that the best way to get you talking is to ask about music or cars, now always ask after new developemnts with this girl.
7. You spend 11 hours of the day with her, and wish there was more time.
8. Your mind is so fried you think stuff like "the chances of that happening are right up there with jesus rising from the ashes of my toenail clippings and proclaiming himself lord of my trash can" is funny, and she's polite enough to laugh at it anyhow.
9. She mediates your driving (which usually is described as anywhere from "like a racecar driver", to "an adrenaline rush", to "crazy, psychotic, you're going to get me killed") simply by telling you how she was involved in a serious car accident.
10. You post something like this on a car club forum, largely populated by people who dont care 
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Thu, 29 January 2004 22:08
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regarding point three (3). By law you need to get an external mediator to review the music mentioned in said point. The mediator will then decide whether or not you need a slap in the back of the head for listening to crappy ghey music OR a congratulations for sticking to your guns (no pun intended) and staying true to yourself and your music tastes.
I have appointed 'Mr. Brownstone' to be your mediator, he is unavailable at this point in time as he has some business to attend to in 'The Garden'. Seeing as tho 'You Ain't The First' he will place u in a queue and attend to you after his meeting with 'My Michelle' in 'Paradise City'.
Hey did u manage to get into any Ocean Colour Scene?
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Thu, 29 January 2004 22:27
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sounds like my relationship with my celica....
.... "forsaking all others" 
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Thu, 29 January 2004 22:32
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point 10 noted. 
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Thu, 29 January 2004 22:34
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....ahem.....
yes well..... 
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Thu, 29 January 2004 23:52
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Okay, so you spend 11 hours a day with her, are totally besotted with her, yet you aren't in a relationship with her...explain...
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 00:05
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well ar least we know u are not gay then ... thus your gay comments (and max's) are acceptable
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 00:34
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| justcallmefrank wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 07:52 |
Okay, so you spend 11 hours a day with her, are totally besotted with her, yet you aren't in a relationship with her...explain...
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Hmm, yeah, I saw that too
Please explain
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 00:44
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Re point 3 -  So true! I had to endure "Angels bought me here" by Guy Sebastion about a million times without making any witty/sarcastic/stupid comments or dry retching. Luckily now my gf's heard it too often and doesn't like it anymore.
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 00:51
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You poor poor man.
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 01:09
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I'm guessing that would be the same as Perths Mix94.5? With Bodica and Bartram?
If so, I console you, I put up with it every morning on the way to work, and every day home. Damn parents
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Fri, 30 January 2004 01:11
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We get Mix 101.1
My girlfriends best friend listens to that when she drives the whole time, and as soon as a GOOD song comes on she chucks in a tape of Guy Sebastian or something else like that.
That's why, even with my shithouse car, I prefer to drive.
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Fri, 30 January 2004 01:11
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That station is soooo bad...
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 01:19
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ask her out all ready dude, but you do realise relationships are only good for the first year then you have to beg for sex, you argue about anything, you cant see the boys without some form of punishment.
the things you do for a bit of booty
can i please stress never never never say no to sex with 3 horny chicks ARE YOU MAD!
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 01:25
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| coronamark2 wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 09:19 |
ask her out all ready dude, but you do realise relationships are only good for the first year then you have to beg for sex, you argue about anything, you cant see the boys without some form of punishment.
the things you do for a bit of booty
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Sounds like somebody is pussywhipped
WAAH-PISHK WAAH-PISHK
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 01:34
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Whether or not he has to beg for it, he's still getting some 
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 01:45
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Shutup and start begging yourself
Richard Mercer, 'the love god' with Love song dedications
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 01:47
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Look who's talking...I don't have to beg at all 
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 01:52
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| CrUZsida wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 09:25 |
| coronamark2 wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 09:19 |
ask her out all ready dude, but you do realise relationships are only good for the first year then you have to beg for sex, you argue about anything, you cant see the boys without some form of punishment.
the things you do for a bit of booty
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Sounds like somebody is pussywhipped
WAAH-PISHK WAAH-PISHK
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its true man and if you have a woman you should know this there evil, mind you im getting me some shaven haven tonight 
GET THE WHIP OUT WAAH-PISHK WAAH-PISHK
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 02:01
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Hahaha, damn you ppl and your getting some toniteness
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 02:03
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I got some last night, and I probably will tonight too. I love my girlfriend. Having one is great.
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 02:07
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Yeah, just rub it in, thanks. 
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 02:18
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Me too...are you feeling any better yet?
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 02:22
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NO, and I just found out that the party i'm going to tomoz may not have that spa after all
ARRRRGGHHHH
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 02:23
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Maybe you won't pass out then...  Least the women will still be there!
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 02:24
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eep - never expected this many replies to some random ramblings late at night
rob: yeah, I downloaded a bunch of their stuff and quite like it
everyone: The music is self inflicted sappy love crap - she laughed at me when I told her what I'd been listening to (she actually has good taste in music)
everyone: For a list of reasons and complications I'm not going to go in to, we're not going out (yet)
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 02:25
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Yeah, but not in Bikinis.
We don't live in Perths summer for no reason goddammit
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 02:30
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WET T - SHIRT COMP!
just keep all the guys with man boobs at home
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Fri, 30 January 2004 02:33
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Oooh, I like your thinkin, I'll see what I can do
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 02:33
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| lumpy wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 08:44 |
Re point 3 - So true! I had to endure "Angels bought me here" by Guy Sebastion about a million times without making any witty/sarcastic/stupid comments or dry retching. Luckily now my gf's heard it too often and doesn't like it anymore.
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I've always alerted my girlfriend to the fact, the song is crap, and the format in which he was "discovered" was shit too, and I don't believe my 9cc at a time weight loss program has suffered?!!!
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Fri, 30 January 2004 02:51
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| Les wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 11:05 |
well ar least we know u are not gay then ... thus your gay comments (and max's) are acceptable
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It's only gay if there are feelings involved...
And Draven, surely point 2 doesn't apply to me!! Or Les!
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Fri, 30 January 2004 03:44
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If you aren't going out with her yet, and ur spending 11 hrs with her, i think you are wasting your time, you shouldn't be around anyone for that long, you will go mad methinks.
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 04:37
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mmm - but you haven't met her
besides which, that was a once-off thing. not totally planned, just sort of happened
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Fri, 30 January 2004 04:38
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you know, i can relate to all that draven...  
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 05:19
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Forget that. The chick I'm seeing now loves Trance just as much as me.
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 05:26
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| Nark wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 13:51 |
| Les wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 11:05 |
well ar least we know u are not gay then ... thus your gay comments (and max's) are acceptable
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It's only gay if there are feelings involved...
And Draven, surely point 2 doesn't apply to me!! Or Les!
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biatch
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 06:20
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Hahah u guys!!!
seriously...who's gay and who's not
Draven dude...you go on and on about being so study...
but you can't hook a chick that u talk to for 11 hours...dont give me this 'I'm giving it tiem bullshiit' unless she's a devout catholic (full respect to)
theres nothing much more I can say other than 'go for it'...if u're waiting for her to make that move...quit waiting you lazy bastard...
And Changing yourself to be more likeable...alllll falls apart in the end when u finish that 'obsessive' part of the relationship and you guys become 'comfortable' and u go back to loving what u love and when she sits there and watches in amazement at u're fakeness...
I only really ever have to try once...although that may not really work in u're situation...learn to jump...if you don't...u'll never learn to fall...and if u can't fall...well then u can't be caught by all the pretty little angels that you so desire...
I'm too old for cliches...just do it...hurry up.
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 06:26
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oh dear, its all starting to make sense::
| draven wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 02:53 |
1. You start saying no to 4-somes with 3 other girls
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no comment 
and PS - that date: lock it away eddie...
| draven wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 02:53 |
5. Most conversations you hold with people, regardless of how long you've known them, involve that one special person.
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Yep
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6. Your friends, who know that the best way to get you talking is to ask about music or cars, now always ask after new developemnts with this girl.
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Yep
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9. She mediates your driving (which usually is described as anywhere from "like a racecar driver", to "an adrenaline rush", to "crazy, psychotic, you're going to get me killed") simply by telling you how she was involved in a serious car accident.
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Duly noted (wondered why you had trouble getting my car over 3.5k rpm  )
| draven wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 02:53 |
10. You post something like this on a car club forum, largely populated by people who dont care
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oh dear god
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Fri, 30 January 2004 06:43
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| GRLTOY wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 14:20 |
Hahah u guys!!!
seriously...who's gay and who's not
Draven dude...you go on and on about being so study...
but you can't hook a chick that u talk to for 11 hours...dont give me this 'I'm giving it tiem bullshiit' unless she's a devout catholic (full respect to)
theres nothing much more I can say other than 'go for it'...if u're waiting for her to make that move...quit waiting you lazy bastard...
And Changing yourself to be more likeable...alllll falls apart in the end when u finish that 'obsessive' part of the relationship and you guys become 'comfortable' and u go back to loving what u love and when she sits there and watches in amazement at u're fakeness...
I only really ever have to try once...although that may not really work in u're situation...learn to jump...if you don't...u'll never learn to fall...and if u can't fall...well then u can't be caught by all the pretty little angels that you so desire...
I'm too old for cliches...just do it...hurry up.
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I told you guys all chicks are nutz / evil
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Fri, 30 January 2004 09:17
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Females are evil...almost as evil and money hungry as cars!
I'm all for casual no strings attached sex(as long as i'm not with anyone...i'm human, i'm a bloke, i'm young....and i need sex, lots and lots of it!)
Especially since the girls i usually chase after will never meet or know about certain female "friends" of mine whom i have a mutual "agreement" with every now and again
My current problem involves a mate who i havnt had much if any contact with in the past 18 months...and his Ex GF(they where together for a couple of years)
Managed to get her out for a meal next week...hopfully what i've considered as flirting is actually that
She is a fucken awesome chick(and flexible like gumby! *drools*)
Anyways
main aim for this post was...did you really turn down a 4some?
i'm really hoping this was a no...or that the females who may of been involved are total bush pigs!
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Fri, 30 January 2004 09:22
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| Cyber-punk wrote on Fri, 30 January 2004 20:17 |
...or that the females who may of been involved are total bush pigs!
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i certainly intend to find out
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Re: 10 ways you know you're completely besotted
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Fri, 30 January 2004 13:42
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alright
first, grltoy
who said anything about changing for her?
I drive sensibly because she's been involved in a car accident - that's a common courtesy.
ed: I new your baby was new, and I really didn't want to go thrashing the hell out of someone else's car, that's why I was babying it
it you offer me the chance again, I'll grab it's titties and squeeze
cyber: yes, I really did turn down a 4-some. Yes, they were all average or good looking.
whoever said I should make my move now - as I said, the situation is quite complicated... but suffice to say I've done all that can be done.
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Fri, 30 January 2004 14:51
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and an appropriate quote from Mr Cranky (www.mrcranky.com)
"This perpetuates the myth that nice guys can finish first when all that ever happens to nice guys in the real world is that they get emotionally cornholed over and over again until they eventually die unfulfilled and bitter."
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Sat, 31 January 2004 01:20
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I'm sorry, you can't put a big mofo post like that for all of us to read, then say "It's too complicated to tell us"...thats crap, spill
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Sat, 31 January 2004 02:37
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"too complicated to tell us"
read: polite way of saying none of your buisness
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Sat, 31 January 2004 03:01
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Hehe...point taken
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Sat, 31 January 2004 10:58
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everything is always my business
tell or i cry like a woman!
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Sat, 31 January 2004 13:56
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better get the tissues ready then
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Sun, 01 February 2004 12:21
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all posts like these do is make me realsise how lucky i am with my babyee, ive been nothing but myself from day one and she loves me for it
draven btw i would like 2 congrat u 4 self control, know what its like (mine wasnt a 4some yet was on the same level ie a penthouse pet centrefold)
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Sun, 01 February 2004 23:21
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or maybe max is just worried I'll stop putting out one I have a girl
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Mon, 02 February 2004 01:53
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girls have failed me.
so i bought the supra.
sweeeeeeeeeet loving
oh precious why does it chug all of a sudden???? sooo strange...
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Mon, 02 February 2004 03:26
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"This perpetuates the myth that nice guys can finish first when all that ever happens to nice guys in the real world is that they get emotionally cornholed over and over again until they eventually die unfulfilled and bitter."
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amen to that
but bitter can be fun 
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Mon, 02 February 2004 03:29
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a majority of 80% toymodders thing I have no balls, and 55% think rob and I have a secret relationship.
I'm guessing 90% think there's something weird going on between me n max, 75% think I'm either going for les or ed, and the rest probably assume I've got cable internet access in my white padded cell.
not doing too badly for myself
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Mon, 02 February 2004 03:35
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ROFL!!
So in other words, you are one messed up dude.
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Mon, 02 February 2004 03:35
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actually sound pretty normal to me sorry draven......
internet jokes are better than having mates that try and look at your dick when you're taking a piss and show everyone and who pat you on the arse when you're trying to do something dangerous (ie orange guns, carrying heavy shit)
needless to say these mates are guys. and ones with girlfriends at that
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Mon, 02 February 2004 03:37
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Me messed up? I think that reflects that toymodeders have mixed up ideas in their heads
and riley.... you've got weird mates
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