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Location: Ballarat
Registered: September 2003
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taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 10:37
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peoples, tell us your injuries....broken bones...cuts...wounds...dislocations, anything to make us cringe. even if they are boring. tell us if uve nevr broken a bone hehe
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Registered: August 2002
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Tue, 17 February 2004 10:45

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You must be really bored....
Had my arm snapped in two playing goalkeeper at soccer when a striker figured my arm resembled a white sphere.
Coach pulled me off bandaged me back up and sent me out to play....that lasted about 2 minutes.
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Location: Colac, Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 10:48

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I was scalped partially by a spade in kindergarden ..
I got my revenge 5 years later and broke the kid who did it's nose .. crunchy
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Location: Posts: 992738234
Registered: February 2004
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 10:49

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No one can top this, when i was 16 i was in a train accident and i got caught in the gap between the train and platform, the train draged me for the majority of the platform it it sucked me under, i cut my leg open and broke every bone in it, stayed at monash for 2 1/2 months and had to walk again!! coped afew nasty scars and i mean NASTY, and im 18 this yr and get my TAC compensation!!!
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Location: Yagoona Sydney
Registered: December 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 10:49

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broke my right ark snapped both bones in my arm......... have 2 metal plates 6 screws in my arm now (Car accident)..... nice scar right up my arm......... had stitches (7) in my chin (fell off motorbike)......... fell off a roof at work when i was a formworker hurt my back nothing major just pulled muscles........ broke my right collorbone in football..... broke all fingers on my left hand in a car accident (hand hit dash went into cluster)
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Location: Newcastle, Hunter Valley
Registered: January 2004
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 10:53

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broken my right arm,
and also that little piece of skin that joins your head to your foreskin
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Location: Colac, Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 10:54

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you werent the " FARE EVADER " kid were you ??
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Location: Posts: 992738234
Registered: February 2004
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 10:55

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Classique71 wrote on Tue, 17 February 2004 21:54 | you werent the " FARE EVADER " kid were you ??
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No i did not jump out a door lol, this was a FREAK ACCIDENT
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Location: Colac, Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 11:07

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broke both my baby fingers, in separate incidents.
in a car accident at 80km/hr - no injuries.
fell out of a 2.5 metre tree face first onto cement, no injuries.
gouged a 1cm deep hole in my shin, courtesy of a sharp rock at the beach (still have the hole in my leg to prove it)
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Location: Colac, Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 11:09

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Draven - are you SURE there was no facial injuries ?
* snikker *
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I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 11:11

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well, nothing broken
I meant beyond the obvious hideousness resulting from it:)
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Location: Colac, Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 11:12

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Thats ok sweetie - the paper bag helps
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Location: melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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Location: Sydney/Wollongong
Registered: October 2003
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: April 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 11:26

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Well i never broke any bones yet but i did have a major moment once.
Managed to crush my hand between a gearbox and forklift mast on morning at work.This sent an unreal amount of pain up my arm which eventually had my arm just hanging there in agony.
So i lent against the wall waiting for it to pass when next thing i know i was being shaken awake by the co workers while lying on the ground.
Apparently i passed out from the pain (this can happen according to the doctors) and cause i was standing up i fell hard enough to crack my head open on the cement and started to convolse.
The ambo arrived a minute later with the sirens screaming and took me off to hosp for x-rays and things.
A pretty scarey moment for me at the time,and everyone else as well.
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Location: Posts: 992738234
Registered: February 2004
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 11:45

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might i add that i went 4times into micro surgery and one operation was 13hrs
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Location: NSW
Registered: October 2003
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Location: NSW
Registered: October 2003
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Location: Sydney
Registered: April 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 12:40

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I was eating an apple (I have braces) when a sharp piece of metal snapped off and got stuck in my bottom lip and i tried to operate my self making it worse so i had to go to hospital .
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Location: Bayside Melbourne.
Registered: May 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 12:43

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ke70_3SGTE wrote on Tue, 17 February 2004 21:49 | No one can top this, when i was 16 i was in a train accident and i got caught in the gap between the train and platform, the train draged me for the majority of the platform it it sucked me under, i cut my leg open and broke every bone in it, stayed at monash for 2 1/2 months and had to walk again!! coped afew nasty scars and i mean NASTY, and im 18 this yr and get my TAC compensation!!!
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I know a guy that jumped down onto the tracks at Windsor Station and couldn't get up onto the platform in time... the result: pretty much what you said. Was your accident at Windsor Station?
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Location: Ballarat, Victoria
Registered: March 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 14:59

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fractured my toe chasing my cat
cut my finger and fainted (and twitched) a few times once painting miniatures
tell us about your penis bandages grant
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Location: Ballarat
Registered: September 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 15:01

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dislocated 4 fingers, at different times, i have the ugliest hands u could ever hope for. ryley ripped my eye brow ring out the other day, thanks brother um, think thats about it.
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Location: sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 15:02

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well have broken an elbow going down slippery dip and a wrist tripping over a mat-nothing too serious.
most painfull thou was getting 2nd degree burns down my right arm from a boiling hot chocolate sauce. and then relivin the agony every day as they scraped off the dead flesh tissue till it heeld.
still have a nice little scar.
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Location: Ballarat
Registered: September 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 15:16

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lol, at fainting man.
lol at penis bandage. the penis bandage is one of the better high school dramas.
it had to do with my first sexual experience/experiences. i wanted this real hot girl for years, but we were just friends, and thats all she wanted, until her friend wanted me, then she got jealous and they both wanted me. until this point, i didnt give a shit about girls really, i was no joke, well, just never really horny. ready for it? i had never wanked manually in my life, only wet dreams, am i sharing a bit much here?...haha,
so i was 17 and never really gave the peni peen a workout. i got with the hot girls friend, who was about an 8/10, i was drunk as hell, she gave me a handjob, and god, oh god, she chaffed my dick. but it was funny, coz me and my mates got to make good jokes about it.
then, i gave it about 2 weeks, then the real hot one dumped her bf for me, and chased me like a super supra being arrogant i strung her out for a month, it was funny screwin round someone in the popular group. she got me, and this time i once again started recieving a hand job, it fucking killed, oh boy, it was horrifying. hurt for 2 weeks, just all the time, felt like it had been burned and then bashed. so had no choice but to wack a penis bandage on it. i then proceeded to get drunk, and showed everyone my penis bandage at a party. this might sound repulsive but it provided the biggest laughs of the season.
needless to say i have soughted out my sensitivity problems
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Location: Ballarat, Vic.
Registered: September 2002
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 15:19

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geeeeez
concussions X ?
dislocated toes etc.
broken wrist
2 stiches in ear from soccer
numerous pulled muscles
bloody soccer and skating hahaha
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Location: Ballarat, Victoria
Registered: March 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 15:20

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nothing worse than an abused dick, maybe a ruptured anus, who knows.
limping drunkenly back to a party is an awful experience
almost as bad as telling the chick you actually like that "my dicks feeling a lot better now"
ah well
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Location: UK at moment
Registered: May 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 15:34

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hehe - thank god no penile injuries for me yet!
1 broken arm courtesy of yz 125 when I was 14 - broken in 5 places, 2 operations, metal and shite in it.. in plaster for almost 12 months!
Other arm has been on fire and out of action for about 3 months - when I was 23 ..
both times told to expect some loss of use - and both times they have come back to 100%! ..
Modern medicine is great stuff ..
anyone had one of those yellow inhaler type things off the ambo's?
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Location: Melbourne, Western subs
Registered: January 2004
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 16:23

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Well, i was having this thing cut out of my arm, what ever the hell it was it was DEEP. Lucky my bf was there to hold my hand. i hate needles i was ready to pass out but him...he was watching the WHOLE thing. I ended up with like 4 stitches. A couple of days later, i was playing with our dog and they re opened, so.....of to the hospital i went again and sure enough he watched the whole thing. And once again i nearly passed out lol. the scar it left will be there for another good 10 years maybe more
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Location: Lost in the K hole
Registered: May 2002
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 21:37

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in no particular order:
broken femur
torn kidney
broken toe
big nasty laceration to ankle
contusion to side/back
broken rib
fractured scupula
fractured collar bone
dislocated shoulder
dislocated thumb
broken fingers
severed fingertip
tendon injury to finger
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Location: Adelaide
Registered: September 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 22:33

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Got snotted by a HJ Station Wagon whilst I was on a motorbike (I was overtaking him and he decided that a parking bay was anice spot to turn in unannounced. The result ;
3 months in hospital (8 weeks in traction)
Compound fracture of the L femur (now 3/4" shorter) (ended up on ground with L foot near my face with leg resting on chest - not very nice)cracked l lateral condyle
ruptured tendon R ankle
fractured 4th and 5th PIP joints in L hand
(one joint now fused)
large skin graft on L upper arm
Another time tried to cut off R small finger in Band Saw, but only managed a great little scar
Thats enough for now
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: October 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 22:50

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No broken bones, no major exterior body damage - just a small bowel obstruction. which is up there with pregnancy and kidney stones on the pain list. I can confirm the pain factor - 11/10 Anyone here had morphine? Me had lots and lots, too much in fact, causing me to have an 'episode'. In this episode i was under the impression that the world was going to colide with the moon and it was not a good thing. Also my legs were about 3 times there size and felt really sore. The nurses came into my room, and apparently (I don't remember) I yelled "WHO ARE YOU" to one of them as she tended to me. Then another lady rubbed my legs/feet which somehow brought them back to the original size. I think I must of passed out within minutes of the nurses arriving, once again - I don't remember.
This was the scariest feeling I've ever had, no doubt about it -drugs = BAD.
But as I said it was the morphine, and when they administer double shots And I'm still in pain thats a good gage of the level of pain we're talking here.
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I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 23:05

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were you a bare knuckle fighter before you went to med school ed?
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Location: brisbane
Registered: August 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Tue, 17 February 2004 23:59

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Broken hip at five years old. I was told i was never to play sport and that i was to have an office job.
Now i own a motorbike and play state level sport.
And other little sports injuries, broken fingers, nose x 3, toes. Oh! and my thumb on a gokart (damn people braking in corners)
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Location: Bayside Melbourne.
Registered: May 2003
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Wed, 18 February 2004 00:17

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I had maxcillofacial surgery in 1999... 4 hour operation where they cut the jaw bone lengthways and brought it forward... Also cut the upper bridge horizontally just below my nose and angled it to match the new position of the jaw... I have multiple titanium plates and screws holding it all in place now.
4 days in ICU over Christmas (23rd to 27th Dec) and 1 month before I could eat solid food another 2 months before the pain disappeared... Santa doesn't visit people in ICU.
I had a severe overbite, 12mm to be precise. And due to my muscle condition some of the overbite has regressed.
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Location: Posts: 992738234
Registered: February 2004
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Wed, 18 February 2004 00:21

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SIMDOG wrote on Tue, 17 February 2004 23:43 |
ke70_3SGTE wrote on Tue, 17 February 2004 21:49 | No one can top this, when i was 16 i was in a train accident and i got caught in the gap between the train and platform, the train draged me for the majority of the platform it it sucked me under, i cut my leg open and broke every bone in it, stayed at monash for 2 1/2 months and had to walk again!! coped afew nasty scars and i mean NASTY, and im 18 this yr and get my TAC compensation!!!
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I know a guy that jumped down onto the tracks at Windsor Station and couldn't get up onto the platform in time... the result: pretty much what you said. Was your accident at Windsor Station?
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Nah, mine was at gelnhunty station
i also had the saome operation as wolverine, i had adimantian grafted to all my bones, but i only have 1 big claw
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Registered: October 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Wed, 18 February 2004 00:48

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Most horrific medical experience: Dodgy dental work in Qld, (god bless the public system) resulting in an abcess right next to my brain. Three teeth extracted very slowly, without effective anaesthetic. Tooth breaks, abcess ruptures, my mouth floods with infected fluid. Indescribably disgusting, and very painful.
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I supported Toymods
Location: Australia
Registered: November 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Wed, 18 February 2004 00:59

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Need I say more, caused by rope
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Location: Perth
Registered: May 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Wed, 18 February 2004 01:52

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well in no paticuar order
broke my heel (one of the hardest bones to brakes supposively)
fractured my ankle (same time as i broke my heel)
sprained wrist /ankle * several
bit a hole threw my tounge
bit a chunk out of my lip
split my head open when i got hit by a car
split my head open getting kicked of a garage roof by my brother
split my head open when my brother threw his skateboard out in front of me while i was going down a hill on my knees on a skateboard
broken fingers
sliced my hand open 10 stiches braking in to my house
fell of a skateboard thrashing it down a huge hill still got scars on both elbows knees and hips
grated my chin on my driveway
numerous lumps fromy smashing my head on stuff
+ lots of scars
i think i might stay indoors
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Location: Canberra
Registered: August 2003
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Wed, 18 February 2004 03:07

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* I have broken just about every toe (at various times).
* Broken 2 fingers (maybe 3).
* Constantly dilocate my thumbs.
* 6 stiches in my eye brow (But i broke both bones in his arm!!)
* 1 operation on both legs for compartment syndrome.
* 4 operations on lower back for ingrown hair (sounds mild, but they literally cut 2 handfulls of flesh from the butt clevage, and leave it to heal naturally.)
* when collecting trolley's at woolies i was jogging with a trolly, the front wheels jammed, i went over the trolley, face first onto the handle bar, knocked out 5 teeth, broke top jaw and recieved a couple of dozen stiches for my efforts. I normally have a pretty high pain threshold, but this got the best of me, the dentist used as much local he was allowed and it still hurt like fuck when the teeth were going back in. On the plus i still have all my teeth, one might be dying tho.
* skinned my thumb when i was 12 came of bike and thumb got stuck between handle bars and road.
* Several concussions (one linked to the six stiches mentioned earlier!)
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Location: Sydney
Registered: February 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Wed, 18 February 2004 04:03

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jammed window shut on my finger, split open finger, 4 stitches
sliced corner off thumb with knife, 4 stitches
tore thumbnail off in preschool on the back of a tricycle.
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Location: Canberra
Registered: August 2003
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Wed, 18 February 2004 05:20

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Forgot one, 2nd-3rd degree burn to the wrist. (very cool cresent moon scar!!!) Take a look at the avatar to work out how i did that one!!!
A nurse friend of mine almost killed me for not going to a doctor on that one... she saw it a week after I did it and said there was difinitely about a 5c peice worth of 3rd degree and about a 20c of second degree...
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Location: Posts: 992738234
Registered: February 2004
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Wed, 18 February 2004 06:18

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I thought your avatar was the " lord of the rings " ring
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Location: Canberra
Registered: August 2003
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Wed, 18 February 2004 06:28

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Haha nope that is me fire spinning. They should have known the disclamer 'don't try this at home' was more like a dare.
FWIW I can spin poi(ball and chains, seen in the avatar), a single long or medium staff, and 2 short staves. I also dabble in the odd bit of fire breathing.
the burn on my wrist is from poi spinning, i have these really cool poi with double heads, tried a really hard move that i have never done before while they were lit, and the rest is history. BTW there was a camera, so it is all on film (dodgy webcam recording).
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Location: Posts: 992738234
Registered: February 2004
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Wed, 18 February 2004 06:30

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hahaha is that your face in the middle??? you look confused jk
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Location: Posts: 992738234
Registered: February 2004
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Wed, 18 February 2004 06:32

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Squid wrote on Wed, 18 February 2004 17:28 | BTW there was a camera, so it is all on film (dodgy webcam recording).
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You did this inside??? crazy bafoon, what if one broke off and set your place on fire, im sure it says not to use indoors!
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Location: Newcastle, Hunter Valley
Registered: January 2004
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Wed, 18 February 2004 08:42

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ke70_3SGTE wrote on Wed, 18 February 2004 17:32 |
Squid wrote on Wed, 18 February 2004 17:28 | BTW there was a camera, so it is all on film (dodgy webcam recording).
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You did this inside??? crazy bafoon, what if one broke off and set your place on fire, im sure it says not to use indoors!
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It probably did, but i guess he just took it as a dare
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Location: Brisbane
Registered: July 2002
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Wed, 18 February 2004 10:16

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mine arent as bad as everyone elses
12 yrs- fell THROUGH a roof from being on top.. back went through the support beams... through plasterboard and landed on concrete below.
Permanently injured back, passed out.. couldnt walk for a few days
few weeks after i went on same roof... was inside the roof this time and then fell through into a fucking bath tub!.
Thats 2 holes in this 1 roof.
Then a few weeks after that when i was "better" i fell out of a tree about 10 metres high into a creek.. only the creek had about 2 inch water in it... so i landed on rocks on my back.
The final shitty back thing was I was in this tree... about 3 metres high with this fat chick(mums friends daughter)... so her branch broke with her on it(she was FUCKING fat, weighs more than i do now and we were like 13) managed to hit me on way down..
I hit the ground face down.. her branch landed across the middle of my back... and she landed on it, absolutely FUCKING me.
It hurt for years pretty bad but bearable.. so i didnt treat it until a few weeks ago. My back is well fucked, atm Im going to chiro 3 times a week... and going for a year.
During the point where i couldnt move cause my back was so bad(about 3 weeks ago) i caught a flu. and then caught strep throat and have been sick for about 3 weeks and cause of strep throat.. havent eaten anything much for like a week.
thats all i can conjure atm
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ohhh... i came off a skateboard and grinded away a massive part of my ankle BONE on the rode coming down a big hill.. huge hole in my ankle, they didnt replace the bone.
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Location: Canberra
Registered: August 2003
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Thu, 19 February 2004 02:29

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People often mistake my concerntration look for my confused look, but trust me I did now exactly what was going on.
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Location: Canberra
Registered: August 2003
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Thu, 19 February 2004 02:34

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As a matter of fact that was out doors with the cam on a laptop.
You can do it inside if you use the right fuels, but it makes your house stink, and the flames look bad (not as big as fuels for outside). Further more the poi chains will not snap they are made of steel cable, and i use the safest grip on the finger loops (pointer and ring finger thru the loops). One of my mates uses pointer and middle finger, he dropped on once at a performance, sent it hurtling into the crowd.
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Location: Perth
Registered: August 2003
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Thu, 19 February 2004 20:53

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well when i was in my early teens some teenager wacked my over the head with a shovel, needed lots of staples (didn't hurt )
never had a broken bone, well i think i've had alot but just never been to the doctors
crushed my thumb when i was a kid by putting it between the two wheels of a exercise bike (don't know why)
fell face first when i was running and fell down a dozen steps on to the pavement (again didn't hurt)
oh and ripped all the skin off my left arm when i crashed my bike and got dragged along
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Location: Sydney
Registered: January 2004
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Fri, 20 February 2004 03:37

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don't fall over while running up escalators. I felt like a block of cheese.
Year 4, jumping for the middle rung on the monkey bars, missed and hit the platform on the other side with the bridge of my nose and split the skin right between my eyes. Ran down the playground to the teacher and sprayed her with blood (she had a white dress on) three stitches later I had a severely grazed nose and what looked like a monobrow. Didn't break my nose though.
Whilst soccer training the patella tendon separated from my kneecap and I couldn't even walk. However I still managed to ride my bike the 2.5 kilometres home. It was a few days before I even got it in a cast. Full leg, ie. ankle to thigh just for a knee injury.
Had a ford falcon bonnet slammed shut with my fingers hanging over the front fender.
Still haven't broken any bones.
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Location: Australia
Registered: December 2002
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Fri, 20 February 2004 03:45

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I had some of my toes almost cut off when I was 12, then 6 weeks later I had to have them wired together. A psycho kid at school tried to break my neck because I was not a catholic. Now I have a permanent and easy to set off neck injury. (I have to do neck movements while driving.)
Broken arm.
Came off bike on corner of Whickham and Brunswick streets Fortitude Valley almost got run over by van. Ripped knee and arm open.
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Location: Brisbane, QLD
Registered: February 2003
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Fri, 20 February 2004 07:02

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Dislocated both thumbs
"cracked" one of the top knuckles on my "fuck off" finger 
lots and lots of scratches(best is a hole about the size of a 50c peice in which i could see the bones in my elbow)
dislocated my shoulder and AC joint and snapping the collar bone in half all in one go
fracture along the ball of my foot
dislodged my knee cap
split my head and chin open(combined 15 stitches)
bit off about 1\5 of my tongue
stuck a rusty nail through my hand
broken big toe
broken little toe
probably others that i cant remember
oh, i've been knocked out 3 times, and knocked myself out twice
had concussion on atleast 4 other occasions
my head cops alot of abuse
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Location: Ballarat, Victoria
Registered: March 2003
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Fri, 20 February 2004 13:27

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5 stars for this thread
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Location: Perth
Registered: August 2003
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Fri, 20 February 2004 18:14

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if this thread is soppose to grose me out.... you failed!!!
i can't stop laughing
hey cyber-punk how did you knock yourself out two times
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Location: Posts: 992738234
Registered: February 2004
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Fri, 20 February 2004 23:46

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Cyber-punk wrote on Fri, 20 February 2004 18:02 | Dislocated both thumbs
"cracked" one of the top knuckles on my "fuck off" finger 
lots and lots of scratches(best is a hole about the size of a 50c peice in which i could see the bones in my elbow)
dislocated my shoulder and AC joint and snapping the collar bone in half all in one go
fracture along the ball of my foot
dislodged my knee cap
split my head and chin open(combined 15 stitches)
bit off about 1\5 of my tongue
stuck a rusty nail through my hand
broken big toe
broken little toe
probably others that i cant remember
oh, i've been knocked out 3 times, and knocked myself out twice
had concussion on atleast 4 other occasions
my head cops alot of abuse 
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Are you a senile old man?
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Location: Brisbane, QLD
Registered: February 2003
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Re: taste the pain
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Sun, 22 February 2004 02:18

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i'm not senile, i'm nearly 20...so i'm getting close 
i managed to knock myself out the first time like this:
next door neighbours yard, me and some mates are there, i'm spinning around in circles just to make myself dizzy(i was 15, had no booze and was bored) and then all of a sudden a mate charges me. So i run, my balance is really off so i end up doing this huge loop instead of running straight. i see a tree branch, i duck, i run head first into the trunk at a sprint 
the second time i was on a mates roof, drinking, watching the fireworks on the brisbane river and slipped off. Fell about 3 metres, hit, rolled a bit and hit my head on cement(that hurt alot)
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Location: Posts: 992738234
Registered: February 2004
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Re: taste the pain
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Sun, 22 February 2004 02:33

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Your avatar disturbs me
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Location: Ballarat, Vic.
Registered: September 2002
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Re: taste the pain
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Sun, 22 February 2004 05:34
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whats wrong with Ron?
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