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NSW
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August 2003
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Joke! hehehe.
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Tue, 02 March 2004 04:15
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A couple and their 7 children are waiting at a bus stop.
Blind man joins them, waiting for the bus too.
When the bus driver comes he says: "Sorry but I only have room for 8".
The man looks at his wife and says: "You take the kids on the bus and I'll walk with the blind man.
As the wife and the kids got on the bus, the man started walking with the blind guy.
As the blind man was Tapping away with his stick, the father of the kids was getting anoyed with the constant Tapping noise, so he says to him: "listen buddy, have you ever thought of putting a piece of rubber at the end of that stick, that Tapping noise is driving me crazy!"
The blind man replys:listen here you dropkick, if you had put a rubber at the end of your stick we'd be sitting on the bus right now!"
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Location:
Gawler, SA
Registered:
August 2003
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Re: Joke! hehehe.
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Tue, 02 March 2004 04:46
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Pretty good.
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Location:
NSW
Registered:
August 2003
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Re: Joke! hehehe.
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Tue, 02 March 2004 05:00
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A guy comes home early from work one day and finds his wife in bed with another man.
He looks at her and says: "what are you doing?!"
His wife looks at her lover and says: "See, I told you he was stupid."
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Location:
Campbelltown, NSW, Austra...
Registered:
January 2004
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Re: Joke! hehehe.
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Tue, 09 March 2004 10:33
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They are both perrty good, i liked the first one better tho.
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Location:
NSW
Registered:
August 2003
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Re: Joke! hehehe.
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Wed, 10 March 2004 01:51
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2 men are talking about the presents they have bought their wifes for Christmas.
First guy (very rich) says: "Well I bought my wife a new Merc SL500 for the weekends, and the new Merc 4x4 for the weekdays".
Second guy (not so rich at all) says: "Wooaow! Thats amazing. I just bought my wife a pair of thongs and a vibrator".
The rich guy looks at him confused and asks: "What made you get those two things".
The second guy replys: "If she doesnt like the thongs, she can go fu$k her self"!!!
Sorry for those who've heard these B4. 
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