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Fast & Furious - UK Style Mon, 29 March 2004 15:05 Go to next message
Thought this was funny (may be a repost!) Well worth a read Laughing

http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?threadid=16 216

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Re: Fast & Furious - UK Style Tue, 30 March 2004 09:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Fast & Furious - UK Style Tue, 30 March 2004 11:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Gotta love these pearls of wisdom Very Happy

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Aiiiii. Late one night in Asda carpark in the freezing cold and huddled around a single roll-up that eveyone's pretending is a spliff, even Gaz agrees that da FTO is better than most of the other 'jap crap' like the RX-7, Supra and 200SX. Reason being is that it's front wheel drive, rather than rear wheel drive like the others. He takes another deep toke and speaks his words of wisdom:

"shopping trollies are driven from da back, innit. And everyone knows they got cappy handlin' too, so Front wheelz drive is clearly betta. And fronts wheelspins betta, and EVERYONE knows dat only powerful cars wheelspin when turning out of junctions on full lock at five miles an hour"

He looks around, daring anyone to argue with his two years of tuning expertise and continues:

"Enywayz, Look at all the cars dat are in the magazines: Corsas, Saxos, Novas... all front wheelz drive. Dey wouldn't BE in da street mags if Rear wheel drive was betta, wud dey"

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Re: Fast & Furious - UK Style Tue, 30 March 2004 13:07 Go to previous message
roflmao how funny is it..

[QUOTEDon?t forget: The stare ? glare at anything with an even remotely powerful engine, anything driven by a male under 50 years old, or absolutely anything driven by a member of the opposite sex
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They are all reputed to be running 50psi on stock internals and put out 125hp(for 2 seconds!)


that is too funny man
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