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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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For a laugh...
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Tue, 20 August 2002 03:13
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This is Ali G's homework assignment. He must use each
of the words below into a sentence.
1. Foreclose
If I pay child support today, I got no money
foreclose.
2. Rectum
I had two Cadillac's, but me Julie rectum.
3. Hotel
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel
everybody.
4. Disappointment
My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis
I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and
said penis.
6. Israel
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look
fake." He say,"Bullsh*t, that watch Israel".
7. Undermine
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.
8.Acoustic
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and
took me to the poolhall.
9. Iraq
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq,
you break.
10. Stain
My mother-in-law stopped by and I asked her, "Do
you plan on stain for dinner?"
11. Seldom
My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so I
seldom.
12. Honor
At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who
was honor first?"
13. Odyssey
I tol' my bro, "You odyssey the tits on that ho!"
14. Fortify
I ask this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
"fortify."
17. Income
I just got in bed wit da ho an' income me Julie.
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