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Re: New words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 04:37
 
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| Lectric wrote on Thu, 20 May 2004 14:31 |
singing....
My commodore brings all the boys to the drags,
cos its got 19" mags,
dam right its better then yours,
cos u drives a piece o sh1t fords......
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Aha and which side of the bed did you wake up on ? 
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 05:11
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Exactly why its funny!!!
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 05:33
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Ok I'll attempt...
My best mate brought a Honda on a cruise
And He's like ur all gunna lose
Damn right it's bedda dan urz
Cause it'd got ful sik neons unda da floorz
Going back to work now.....
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 05:39
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| Lambolica wrote on Thu, 20 May 2004 15:33 |
Ok I'll attempt...
My best mate brought a Honda on a cruise
And He's like ur all gunna lose
Damn right it's bedda dan urz
Cause it'd got ful sik neons unda da floorz
Going back to work now.....
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HAHAHAHAAHHAHA....
OK ummmmm
Mental Blank....ill be back later
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I supported Toymods
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 06:41
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my 86 leaves all the civic boys scarred
cos the 4ag always launches hard
and dam right its better then yours,
cos if it aint toyota, its obviously flawed.
teehee
look at me im eminem 
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 07:31
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My ricer brings all the dickheads to the yard
lets go look at chromes
don't knock as it is my home
It'll beat your cause its turbocharged
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Colac, Victoria
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 11:14
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MY Gt brings commonwhores to the lights
cause their like " its a straight - line fight "
And im like " fuck off you try hard ,
i will beat you , and its not too hard "
If you think , that you can take me on ..
A holdens not the one ...
You must be crazy son ...
Youll loose this one
HA HA HA HA HA 
bring it on
HA HA HA HA HA
My turbos spooling
HA HA AH HA HA
bring it on
HA HA HA HA AH ..
Begin the owning!
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toowoomba qld
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 11:23
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My Camry brings all the pensioners to the shop
so then we can all go shop
until we decide to stop
someone redlining a commonwhore-what a reetart!
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 11:30
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sillycars are slow off teh line
he thinks its fast - but were just lying
were like rollas are better than urs
so go join the forum called HOT4s
u aint nothing but a ricer boy
so broom broom pssscchhTtt u homo toy
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Colac, Victoria
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 11:34
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the remix :
hahahahahaha !
KE-70 your dreaming
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
youll get a reaming !
HAHAHHAHAHA!
your overheating !
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Your boyfriends calling  
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toowoomba qld
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 11:36
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| ke70_3SGTE wrote on Thu, 20 May 2004 21:30 |
sillycars are slow off teh line
he thinks its fast - but were just lying
were like rollas are better than urs
so go join the forum called HOT4s
u aint nothing but a ricer boy
so broom broom pssscchhTtt u homo toy
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Dam straight! bloody ricers! rollas are better then any ricer
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 11:44
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| Classique71 wrote on Thu, 20 May 2004 21:34 |
the remix :
hahahahahaha !
KE-70 your dreaming
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
youll get a reaming !
HAHAHHAHAHA!
your overheating !
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Your boyfriends calling
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well go drive your fake gt-4
and get beatn by a commenwhore
u know the v8s bettter than urs
you need 9k on teh launch
atleast im not from colac you bogan dork
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 11:46
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Its on!
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 11:58
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Now listen up you rolla geek ,
Its a Real one , with a boosted tweak.
not a trolly, like yours you freak.
Back to you son , its your time to speak
* hehehe *
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 12:15
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awww its on now u 4wd goose
your car looks like a 3leggd moose
pffft a trolly i dont think so
23pounds and your still too slow
buy a real car you silly boy
not a sillycar teh weemons toy
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 12:22
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My weeks wage - could pay for your ride
4ke ? I better run and hide
No turbo and its too fast hey ?
That dont stop the fact that Corollas are gay 
( 4 line rhymes are soo much fun )
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 12:27
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| Classique71 wrote on Thu, 20 May 2004 22:22 |
My weeks wage - could pay for your ride
4ke ? I better run and hide
No turbo and its too fast hey ?
That dont stop the fact that Corollas are gay
( 4 line rhymes are soo much fun )
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4ke wtf that, forum junkie?
you should take that back
1 weeks wage you could by my ride?
well your not makin much u should run and hide
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 12:43
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one day - you wont be so slow
With a 3sGTE , haulin bitches and ho's
but in the end friend , we all know
Its a celica heart , that gives your rolla its Go
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 12:46
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| Classique71 wrote on Thu, 20 May 2004 22:43 |
one day - you wont be so slow
With a 3sGTE , haulin bitches and ho's
but in the end friend , we all know
Its a celica heart , that gives your rolla its Go
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oh no my friend thats just my nick
its really a 1jz that gives it a kick
pfft i wish we all know that
you drive a ladys car and thats the end of that!
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 12:52
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A 1j in a rolla? , a lead tipped nose
will freak the hell out of bitches and ho's
the swap theres a prety big feat,
though the *lady's* in my passenger seat
lets just hope you have some brakes
or youll end up as roadkill Steaks
take care now im off to bed ,
more rhymes for tomorrow , buildin in my head!
( been fun )
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 12:55
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| Classique71 wrote on Thu, 20 May 2004 22:52 |
A 1j in a rolla? , a lead tipped nose
will freak the hell out of bitches and ho's
the swap theres a prety big feat,
though the *lady's* in my passenger seat
lets just hope you have some brakes
or youll end up as roadkill Steaks
take care now im off to bed ,
more rhymes for tomorrow , buildin in my head!
( been fun )
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good night classic you musical bitch
im off too you sexy bitch
we shall battle somtime soon
oh i saw all your decals " powerd by spoon"
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August 2003
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 13:47
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Rap wars are stoopid
You need some new shit,
All your rhymes are old
Now you're being told.
I am the greatest,
Don't try and debate it.
I'll rock both your worlds, bring you car's to the track!
We can race each other back to back to back!
Hey Rolla boy, stop ryhming words with words with words
....you're car still looks like a big brown turd!
and classique, get a real car,
not this hairdresser shit.
Not like I can talk,
...Celicas are the fischznit!
Just muckin around boys, don't take anything to heart
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 13:58
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My Sprintah brings all the NooB's to the forum,
and were're all like,
we've read this before,
damn right this is a fuckin bore,
i could tell you,
but just do a goddamn search
I know you want it,
the dorifto 8-6er,
what the guys go crazy for.
They lose control,
and plow a pole,
i think its time
[Updated on: Thu, 20 May 2004 14:01]
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 14:14
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| Timmy Turbo wrote on Thu, 20 May 2004 23:47 |
Rap wars are stoopid
You need some new shit,
All your rhymes are old
Now you're being told.
I am the greatest,
Don't try and debate it.
I'll rock both your worlds, bring you car's to the track!
We can race each other back to back to back!
Hey Rolla boy, stop ryhming words with words with words
....you're car still looks like a big brown turd!
and classique, get a real car,
not this hairdresser shit.
Not like I can talk,
...Celicas are the fischznit!
Just muckin around boys, don't take anything to heart
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I gotta need 4 speed im freezn up time
id race your shit but your cars no match for mine
im switchn gears never break for the kurb
i'll cross the finish line twice befor you shift it to third
with your fly ass mumma in teh passenger side, one hand on teh wheel n one hand on her thigh 
yo mumma didnt mind my big brown beast well she didnt complain when it was between her knees
so cut the the bullshit you no match for me my steering wheel even has a little tv
So not a damn thing stop you see the difference is im a pioneer just like your system is, two more screens on the dash for you, you choose the best view, wierless controls for teh PS2
You want war im setteling the score no lookn back timmy put teh pedal to the flOor...
BiAtCh...
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Adelaide
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August 2003
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 14:31
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You must be a fool,
You just want some of my tool.
With your turd colour rolla,
i already told ya.
You're no match for me,
i'll take you down in 3.
Count it 1...2...3.
Whoppeeeee!
What you doing with my mamma?
You should be with Osama.
Can't you get your own chick?
Not the ones with a dick.
I'm talking real class,
not the ones up your ass.
Go back to rap school,
You're a damn fool.
Thinking you can mess with me,
Remember, you're down in 3!
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 14:35
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| Timmy Turbo wrote on Fri, 21 May 2004 00:31 |
You must be a fool,
You just want some of my tool.
With your turd colour rolla,
i already told ya.
You're no match for me,
i'll take you down in 3.
Count it 1...2...3.
Whoppeeeee!
What you doing with my mamma?
You should be with Osama.
Can't you get your own chick?
Not the ones with a dick.
I'm talking real class,
not the ones up your ass.
Go back to rap school,
You're a damn fool.
Thinking you can mess with me,
Remember, you're down in 3!
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ha ha you just said your mum has a dick
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Adelaide
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August 2003
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 14:49
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You gave up with the rappin,
You know I am the king.
Look at me now, with all my bling bling!
I got your bitch
I got your mamma too,
You're whole family's coming
To beat up on you.
My mamma don't got no dick,
I'm talking about your chick
The one you reckon is a girl,
Until you go reach down below,
and realise, Hello!
It aint no chick,
when that bitch has a dick!
You're just a 13 year old punk
Living in Hong Kong
Sitting by the screen,
Playing with your little dong.
You're no match for me!
I'm gonna beat you down,
Now go to bed
you teenage clown...
Damn, i need sleep...
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Thu, 20 May 2004 16:31
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i gotta lambo, i gotta top jet,
i gotta harley ride mother fu*kr top that
n everybody be like where i shop at n be askn
dumb shit like wher i got dat, ni look back n say
im a supastar n if it gots 100k its a supacar
but all u got is a shitty sillyCARrrr, no blig bling
no nothing at all, damn man you only 4ft tall
you say you got my bitch n my mumma too, my bitch is your mumma
so what you gonna do? n my whole family is gonna beat on me?
damn man you in deniel cause you got droped by me
why you keep sayin your mummas gotta dick, are you a homo fag n wish you were a chick? timmEH u got problems u should stop postn now, befor i wreck you so baaad you ban urself..
dont throw ur shitty lines at me, i fart out better soundn shit in my sleep, now all im off too bed but right after timmehs mum gives me some head
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central coast, NSW
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April 2004
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Fri, 21 May 2004 08:31
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U BoyZ GoT iT aLL
a RolLa AnDz a CoMmOnWhoRe
At tHe lIGhtZ weZ ZaY
Go tHe DATO aLl tHe WaYz
uPz YoU lOoK aT oUr tAilLiGhtz
YouZ gO FARK tHaT gOez gOeZ ALRIGHT
tRy tO CaTcH Uz iF Uz CaN
iN yOuRz nIcE RiCeY vAnz
TheReZ NoTiNg LiKe A DaTO mAnZ
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Fri, 21 May 2004 08:38
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| missrolla wrote on Fri, 21 May 2004 18:31 |
U BoyZ GoT iT aLL
a RolLa AnDz a CoMmOnWhoRe
At tHe lIGhtZ weZ ZaY
Go tHe DATO aLl tHe WaYz
uPz YoU lOoK aT oUr tAilLiGhtz
YouZ gO FARK tHaT gOez gOeZ ALRIGHT
tRy tO CaTcH Uz iF Uz CaN
iN yOuRz nIcE RiCeY vAnz
TheReZ NoTiNg LiKe A DaTO mAnZ
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Yes girls should be banned from the internet
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Fri, 21 May 2004 08:49
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| ke70_3SGTE wrote on Fri, 21 May 2004 18:38 |
| missrolla wrote on Fri, 21 May 2004 18:31 |
U BoyZ GoT iT aLL
a RolLa AnDz a CoMmOnWhoRe
At tHe lIGhtZ weZ ZaY
Go tHe DATO aLl tHe WaYz
uPz YoU lOoK aT oUr tAilLiGhtz
YouZ gO FARK tHaT gOez gOeZ ALRIGHT
tRy tO CaTcH Uz iF Uz CaN
iN yOuRz nIcE RiCeY vAnz
TheReZ NoTiNg LiKe A DaTO mAnZ
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Yes girls should be banned from the internet
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teh girl's got the power
her rolla goes like a shower
ur shit brownfart barely gets a glance
rocked by da woman, you wettin your pants
smoked by the 3T
you, left looking like sweet pea
you upping the boost while you're going down
no problems for you, cos you're an assclown
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Fri, 21 May 2004 08:58
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| ke70_3SGTE wrote on Fri, 21 May 2004 18:38 |
| missrolla wrote on Fri, 21 May 2004 18:31 |
U BoyZ GoT iT aLL
a RolLa AnDz a CoMmOnWhoRe
At tHe lIGhtZ weZ ZaY
Go tHe DATO aLl tHe WaYz
uPz YoU lOoK aT oUr tAilLiGhtz
YouZ gO FARK tHaT gOez gOeZ ALRIGHT
tRy tO CaTcH Uz iF Uz CaN
iN yOuRz nIcE RiCeY vAnz
TheReZ NoTiNg LiKe A DaTO mAnZ
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Yes girls should be banned from the internet
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yOuZ BoYz iNz YoUz cArZ
iTz wHeRe YoU PrAcTiz hOwZ tO fArT
wInD DeM wInDoWz uP wIt yOuZ fRieNdZ
N cEE wHo lAsTz tIll dE eNdz
1 GoEz fIrZT dEn a OtHeR
dEnz sOmEsMarT aSS lIgHtz hIz lIgHtEr
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSssshhhhhhhKKKKKKKa GoEz dE nOiZe
wHooooooooooooooooPz nO mOre rIcEy bOyZ
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December 2003
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Fri, 21 May 2004 09:00
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well........ look in my signature.
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Fri, 21 May 2004 12:29
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I like yugio now that's cool 
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Fri, 21 May 2004 15:26
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| SIMDOG wrote on Sat, 22 May 2004 00:48 |
| YelloRolla wrote on Fri, 21 May 2004 18:49 |
teh girl's got the power
her rolla goes like a shower
ur shit brownfart barely gets a glance
rocked by da woman, you wettin your pants
smoked by the 3T
you, left looking like sweet pea
you upping the boost while you're going down
no problems for you, cos you're an assclown
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So far this is the only decent rhyme I have read... You guys suck.
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Actually that sucks. The syllables are all off.
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Fri, 21 May 2004 15:29
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The syllables don't have to be spot on for Hip Hop... I am commenting more on the words that rhyme, the fact that it doesn't chop and change, it stays on topic and is funny. assclown 
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Fri, 21 May 2004 15:30
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PS: name another one with the syllables all right. 
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Adelaide
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September 2003
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Fri, 21 May 2004 15:48
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Its been overlooked... BAHAHAHAHAHA at Ed_ma61
funny shit
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Sat, 22 May 2004 01:26
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| SIMDOG wrote on Sat, 22 May 2004 01:30 |
PS: name another one with the syllables all right.
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You're a dickhead , you like that?
Dont be mad cause i owned you...
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Sat, 22 May 2004 01:44
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Screw you Nate,
You mum's period's late,
You shouldn't have boned her,
Now pregnancy's owned yer.
Sorry people's if this stepped over the line... Just a joke.
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Sat, 22 May 2004 02:00
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| SIMDOG wrote on Sat, 22 May 2004 11:44 |
Screw you Nate,
You mum's period's late,
You shouldn't have boned her,
Now pregnancy's owned yer.
Sorry people's if this stepped over the line... Just a joke.
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oh touche`
simon,
OMG your rhymin
youve stopd cryin
so what if i banged my mum
she wanted it so i was supplyn
did i mention the fact that im adopted?
n my mums christina so why wouldnt i want it?
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Sat, 22 May 2004 05:03
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Inspired by the muppets:)
mah na mah na
You drive a honda!
Mah na mah na
And it is gay!
Mah na mah na
You are a ricer, a tosser, a wanker , and all those stickers make you lame
Munoopnoopp no doo doo be doo do ........ num nah ... na ..
Hmm
mah na mah Na
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Sat, 22 May 2004 05:29
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| Classique71 wrote on Sat, 22 May 2004 15:03 |
Inspired by the muppets:)
mah na mah na
You drive a honda!
Mah na mah na
And it is gay!
Mah na mah na
You are a ricer, a tosser, a wanker , and all those stickers make you lame
Munoopnoopp no doo doo be doo do ........ num nah ... na ..
Hmm
mah na mah Na
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MWahahahah... that's the best one so far... even though (and probably because) it has nothing to do with Milkshake.
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August 2003
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake
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Mon, 24 May 2004 06:01
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Sorry to be the one to break it to ya nate
In the end you will see it was fate
You run around tellin us your ride's really hip
that's good n all, but i don't see a rolla with a world championship
ya see with the celicas toyota really owned
but since the rolla came they have been de-throned
now they have pulled outta the rally game
and they be seekin formula one fame
now toyota learned from this folly
that you can't win with a trolley
their world wide sales took a hit
and nate, you car is still coloured shit.
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| Squid wrote on Mon, 24 May 2004 16:01 |
Sorry to be the one to break it to ya nate
In the end you will see it was fate
You run around tellin us your ride's really hip
that's good n all, but i don't see a rolla with a world championship
ya see with the celicas toyota really owned
but since the rolla came they have been de-throned
now they have pulled outta the rally game
and they be seekin formula one fame
now toyota learned from this folly
that you can't win with a trolley
their world wide sales took a hit
and nate, you car is still coloured shit.
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atleast my car doesnt look like robo cop...
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| Squid wrote on Mon, 24 May 2004 16:01 |
Sorry to be the one to break it to ya nate
In the end you will see it was fate
You run around tellin us your ride's really hip
that's good n all, but i don't see a rolla with a world championship
ya see with the celicas toyota really owned
but since the rolla came they have been de-throned
now they have pulled outta the rally game
and they be seekin formula one fame
now toyota learned from this folly
that you can't win with a trolley
their world wide sales took a hit
and nate, you car is still coloured shit.
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pfft i dont really care what you say
cause at the end of the day celicas are still gay
toyota only invented them as a meens of transport
for the homosexuals and the queer sort
when people think toyota they think COROLLA
the worlds best economic efficent number 1 seller
yeh thats right you pulled out of the rally game
cause you guys were shit and were findin it hard to rack up fame
n now your trying the f1 but it will sill be the same
celicas are shit they are for gay men, dosnt that explain
why you own one then?
who gives a shit if i drive a granny car, who cares if its a trolly
and looks like a turd from far
it would leave you in the dust, you and your gay queer friends
corolla is teh WINNA and always will be to the end
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Mon, 24 May 2004 06:34
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this thread is awesome
ed, the spinter one is awesome
hehehe
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Mon, 24 May 2004 06:44
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| ke70_3SGTE wrote on Mon, 24 May 2004 16:25 |
pfft i dont really care what you say
cause at the end of the day celicas are still gay
toyota only invented them as a meens of transport
for the homosexuals and the queer sort
when people think toyota they think COROLLA
the worlds best economic efficent number 1 seller
yeh thats right you pulled out of the rally game
cause you guys were shit and were findin it hard to rack up fame
n now your trying the f1 but it will sill be the same
celicas are shit they are for gay men, dosnt that explain
why you own one then?
who gives a shit if i drive a granny car, who cares if its a trolly
and looks like a turd from far
it would leave you in the dust, you and your gay queer friends
corolla is teh WINNA and always will be to the end
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what you must realise is that there's no way
that drivin a celica makes me gay
saying ones car makes him gay is really quite a farce
it's really what you do - that is take it up the arse
it is also when you get the itch
to get bent over and be some homies bitch
ya know I wouldn't think any lesser
if driving a celica was a gay hairdresser
He'd still teach you a lesson
wether it be on the road, or in a steamy sex session
im sick of you rolla boys givin the celica's flack
why don't you put your money where your mouth is, and meet me on the track.
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Mon, 24 May 2004 07:32
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Back to the milkshake thingo
My sleeka just gets completely ignored,
Coz they're like, "fronts just don't go hard",
Yeah right, wake up - watch this 'tard,
I could teach you, check my avatar.
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Mon, 24 May 2004 07:47
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Squid is oWnin JOO!
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Mon, 24 May 2004 08:09
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| Squid wrote on Mon, 24 May 2004 16:44 |
| ke70_3SGTE wrote on Mon, 24 May 2004 16:25 |
pfft i dont really care what you say
cause at the end of the day celicas are still gay
toyota only invented them as a meens of transport
for the homosexuals and the queer sort
when people think toyota they think COROLLA
the worlds best economic efficent number 1 seller
yeh thats right you pulled out of the rally game
cause you guys were shit and were findin it hard to rack up fame
n now your trying the f1 but it will sill be the same
celicas are shit they are for gay men, dosnt that explain
why you own one then?
who gives a shit if i drive a granny car, who cares if its a trolly
and looks like a turd from far
it would leave you in the dust, you and your gay queer friends
corolla is teh WINNA and always will be to the end
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what you must realise is that there's no way
that drivin a celica makes me gay
saying ones car makes him gay is really quite a farce
it's really what you do - that is take it up the arse
it is also when you get the itch
to get bent over and be some homies bitch
ya know I wouldn't think any lesser
if driving a celica was a gay hairdresser
He'd still teach you a lesson
wether it be on the road, or in a steamy sex session
im sick of you rolla boys givin the celica's flack
why don't you put your money where your mouth is, and meet me on the track.
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You crack yourself up,
you homo ghey,
up teh backside
is where celica boys play.
You got it wrong from teh start,
about the sexuality war
wasn't started by corolla boys,
but by the celica boy whores.
My money is good
My mouth may be fast
"at the track" you say
you're talking thru your arse.
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Mon, 24 May 2004 08:23
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my corona owns all of yous in your cars
and ke70 smells like poo
the end
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Mon, 24 May 2004 12:40
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| FWDboy wrote on Mon, 24 May 2004 17:32 |
Back to the milkshake thingo
My sleeka just gets completely ignored,
Coz they're like, "fronts just don't go hard",
Yeah right, wake up - watch this 'tard,
I could teach you, check my avatar.
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nice work!
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Mon, 24 May 2004 12:41
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| YelloRolla wrote on Mon, 24 May 2004 18:09 |
| Squid wrote on Mon, 24 May 2004 16:44 |
| ke70_3SGTE wrote on Mon, 24 May 2004 16:25 |
pfft i dont really care what you say
cause at the end of the day celicas are still gay
toyota only invented them as a meens of transport
for the homosexuals and the queer sort
when people think toyota they think COROLLA
the worlds best economic efficent number 1 seller
yeh thats right you pulled out of the rally game
cause you guys were shit and were findin it hard to rack up fame
n now your trying the f1 but it will sill be the same
celicas are shit they are for gay men, dosnt that explain
why you own one then?
who gives a shit if i drive a granny car, who cares if its a trolly
and looks like a turd from far
it would leave you in the dust, you and your gay queer friends
corolla is teh WINNA and always will be to the end
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what you must realise is that there's no way
that drivin a celica makes me gay
saying ones car makes him gay is really quite a farce
it's really what you do - that is take it up the arse
it is also when you get the itch
to get bent over and be some homies bitch
ya know I wouldn't think any lesser
if driving a celica was a gay hairdresser
He'd still teach you a lesson
wether it be on the road, or in a steamy sex session
im sick of you rolla boys givin the celica's flack
why don't you put your money where your mouth is, and meet me on the track.
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You crack yourself up,
you homo ghey,
up teh backside
is where celica boys play.
You got it wrong from teh start,
about the sexuality war
wasn't started by corolla boys,
but by the celica boy whores.
My money is good
My mouth may be fast
"at the track" you say
you're talking thru your arse.
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Mon, 24 May 2004 23:25
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Man you got it worked out
I'm a lowly man whore
I service all them sexy ladies
n leave em crying for more
and when you started charging
for layin on ya back
you had all dem fat biatches
screaming for their money back
i'm a little cautious, bout heading down the track
I am worried about how you are gonna defile
my damn hot celica ass
cos that is all your gonna see, headin down the quarter mile
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Tue, 25 May 2004 03:09
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| Squid wrote on Tue, 25 May 2004 09:25 |
Man you got it worked out
I'm a lowly man whore
I service all them sexy ladies
n leave em crying for more
and when you started charging
for layin on ya back
you had all dem fat biatches
screaming for their money back
i'm a little cautious, bout heading down the track
I am worried about how you are gonna defile
my damn hot celica ass
cos that is all your gonna see, headin down the quarter mile
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Technical difficulties was why i was absent
anyways....
yo yellow r thanks for keepn my back
u n i both new squid takes it up teh bum crack
squid my man ur the one that keeps questioning your sexuality
kissing guys with wigs is not servicing sexy ladies u see?
bring your fab 5 mobile down to the track
and u can see how the rolla does the pimp smack
i wheels spin in 3rd and still run 10s
while squid my man your lucky to run 37s
well i got things to do like my girl to screw
so im off now you homosexual
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Tue, 25 May 2004 03:32
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This thread is shit.
"You are teh homo"
"No, you are teh fag"
"Nah, you butt fuck"
"Yo, you service lads"
Jesus...what crap rhymes...mine was shamelessly crap, at least I didn't pretend to be some homophobic rapper like...
Eminem.
*shudder*
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