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Need a cool/crude/offensive to old people team name...
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Tue, 10 August 2004 08:05
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Me, my bro and a few other people usually go to the local pub on Tuesdays to play Trivia... We come up with a different name each week and try to make it as funny and or crude as possible.
Past names:
"You bring the hookers we'll bring the shovels"
"Britney Speares laps up jiz like Norm drinks beers"
"Brisbane footy team and one woman, the final hoedown"
"Rocky and Van Winkle" (Rocky is the name of the Trivia MC and Van Winkle is Vanilla Ice's surname - everyone hates Vanilla Ice.  )
Possible one we are thinking for tonight:
"Von Dutch is the new VD" (Von Dutch is a brand of trucker hat - we hate trucker hats.  )
BRING ON THE SUGGESTIONS!!! 
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Bayside Melbourne.
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May 2003
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Re: Need a cool/crude/offensive to old people team name...
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Tue, 10 August 2004 13:42
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Well you guys were a great help... We had some shit name "Quiz-team Aguilera" because no-one could think of a better one.
I remembered another past name... "One chick short of a spitroast" (There was a team that called themself "One chick short of a threesome" so we thought we'd take the piss).
Someone suggested "The cheesy helmets" but it was too late to register... plus it is kinda 
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Location:
1st street on the right
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November 2002
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Re: Need a cool/crude/offensive to old people team name...
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Tue, 10 August 2004 20:52
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Die and bequeath your cool old cars to toymods NOW!
I usually get abused (by my wife) for hassling old people in their crowns/cressis/mk2's etc at the lights or if i'm on a pedestrian crossing telling then I want their car.
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Sydney
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: Need a cool/crude/offensive to old people team name...
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Wed, 11 August 2004 00:52
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GIVE US YA CROWNS
RELIEVE THE WORLD OF YOUR FESTERING CARCASS
FILL YOUR ANUS WITH URINE
RIP OFF YER PEG LEG AND HAVE AN ORGY
POO POO YOU SMELL LIKE WIZZ
GO KILL YOURSELF AND YOUR CHILDREN SO YOUR SEED GOES NO FURTHER
SHOW US YOUR GRANNY (ewww - workmate's suggestion)
i think i should rest now....
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Location:
Bayside Melbourne.
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May 2003
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Re: Need a cool/crude/offensive to old people team name...
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Wed, 11 August 2004 01:02
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| THE WITZL wrote on Wed, 11 August 2004 10:52 |
GIVE US YA CROWNS
RELIEVE THE WORLD OF YOUR FESTERING CARCASS
FILL YOUR ANUS WITH URINE
RIP OFF YER PEG LEG AND HAVE AN ORGY
POO POO YOU SMELL LIKE WIZZ
GO KILL YOURSELF AND YOUR CHILDREN SO YOUR SEED GOES NO FURTHER
SHOW US YOUR GRANNY (ewww - workmate's suggestion)
i think i should rest now....
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Ummm, JESUS DUDE! 
I think something that is crude yet not quite as blatant as your suggestions would be what I'm looking for... The granny one is probably the closest to the mark.
Me and my bro just came up with "Pretty Chitty Gang Bang" 
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Sydney
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July 2002
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Wed, 11 August 2004 01:13
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yeah i know - but im low brow
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Sydney
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July 2002
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Wed, 11 August 2004 01:51
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I put on my robe and wizard hat (email spam joke)
You smell pretty
Stick it up your mule
Smurfette is a slut
Woman needed for DVDA
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Bayside Melbourne.
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May 2003
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Re: Need a cool/crude/offensive to old people team name...
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Wed, 11 August 2004 03:11
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| SupraPete wrote on Wed, 11 August 2004 11:51 |
Woman needed for DVDA
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 LOL We had a name like that about a month ago. Great minds think alike. 
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Sydney
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July 2002
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Wed, 11 August 2004 03:30
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STUNT COCKS
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Sydney
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July 2002
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Re: Need a cool/crude/offensive to old people team name...
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Wed, 11 August 2004 04:49
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Kiss my grits
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Tassie
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October 2003
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