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Richmond, Sydney
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August 2004
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Firming UP!!!
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Fri, 13 August 2004 07:22
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One morning a man walked up to his wife while she was making breakfast, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wackie". With a death grip, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
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Club Member
Location:
Sydney, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Firming UP!!!
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Fri, 13 August 2004 08:54
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ROFL...
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Location:
SW Brisbane, Qld
Registered:
February 2004
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Re: Firming UP!!!
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Fri, 13 August 2004 09:04
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I don't get it...
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Location:
SW Brisbane, Qld
Registered:
February 2004
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Re: Firming UP!!!
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Fri, 13 August 2004 09:05
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Oh yeah yeah, suggesting she was rooting the other guys, that's good.
But seriously, that's a great joke, one that I'll write down.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: Firming UP!!!
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Fri, 13 August 2004 09:09
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| Rolla Boy wrote on Fri, 13 August 2004 18:24 |
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ROFL...
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Ditto
but with more
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: Firming UP!!!
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Fri, 13 August 2004 11:51
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| MR 1GGTE wrote on Fri, 13 August 2004 19:09 |
| Rolla Boy wrote on Fri, 13 August 2004 18:24 |
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ROFL...
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Ditto
but with more
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i'll add my share
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Location:
Sydney
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April 2004
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Re: Firming UP!!!
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Fri, 13 August 2004 11:53
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brilliant
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: Firming UP!!!
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Fri, 13 August 2004 11:53
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Is like theres a party on this thread and everyones invited! 
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Location:
Richmond, Sydney
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: Firming UP!!!
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Sat, 14 August 2004 11:04
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looks around for a bottle of Double Black
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: Firming UP!!!
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Sat, 14 August 2004 14:31
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I hear absenthe is pretty good these days... 
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Location:
Campbelltown, NSW, Austra...
Registered:
January 2004
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Re: Firming UP!!!
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Mon, 16 August 2004 09:02
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lol not this discussion, legal absynth is like bad licorice flavored spirits, lets just keep it simple with mr smirnoff.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: Firming UP!!!
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Mon, 16 August 2004 09:50
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| Camry_omega wrote on Mon, 16 August 2004 18:32 |
lol not this discussion, legal absynth is like bad licorice flavored spirits, lets just keep it simple with mr smirnoff.
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Thats why you get the illegal stuff... 
Im actually in the process of organising a bottle for Mookie, if anyone else wants some let me know...
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April 2004
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Re: Firming UP!!!
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Mon, 16 August 2004 11:20
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hehe
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Location:
Richmond, Sydney
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: Firming UP!!!
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Mon, 16 August 2004 17:29
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| Camry_omega wrote on Mon, 16 August 2004 19:02 |
lol not this discussion, legal absynth is like bad licorice flavored spirits, lets just keep it simple with mr smirnoff.
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MMmmm... Double Blacks...
Chosen drink of the PLA9UE
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