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 Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 07:06
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Am I the only one who uses driving as relaxation therapy here? Some nights when I have trouble sleeping I find a gentle drive helps me to tune out. Anyway, I was having a nice, quiet drive the other night along the old pac high (sunday night I believe it was) at about 12:30am. I got to just past Pete's Ridge and realised I wasn't going to make it home without stopping for a pee.
So I pull over, scope out a nice tree and get out to drain the lizzard. First thing I notice when the headlights go out that is that it is BLACK. I mean pitch black. There was pretty heavy cloud cover around the moon, so I couldn't even see my hand in front of my face. I hadn't seen any cars all night, but just to be safe I staggered a good way into the scrub on the side of the road.
Now there's all the usual bush noises around me at night - little rustles in leaves and tree's moving. Nothing unusual there - But about halfway into it, I hear a very low pitched and VERY threatening growl. I'm not talking possum snarl noises or wombat growl. I'm talking deep, cranky dog growl... with just a hit of a snarl at the end of it. I don't think I have EVER zipped up, ran 10 metres in the dark and bailed into my car that fast in my entire life. There's just something about being caught with your junk out that makes you feal vulnerable.
Now in retrospect I can look back and laugh at what a girly-wuss I was, and I can see it was probably just a sleepy feral dog or an oversized wombat that I woke up by peeing on it's head. But at the time, there alone in the middle of nowhere, in the dark, it was one of the scariest things that has happened to me in a long time!
There is absolutely no point whatsoever to this story. Just thought I'd share it with you all.
-J-
[Updated on: Tue, 24 August 2004 07:07]
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August 2002
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 07:10
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Baaaaahahahahahaaaaa... 
I would have done exactly the same thing. there is just somthing about being out there that gets you all over protective.
And yes I used driving as a relaxation/thinking thing...
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I supported Toymods
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sydney.au
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August 2002
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 07:18
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yeah
old pac is DARK isnt it
hehe but a funny story none the less
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June 2003
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 07:21
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Really dark!
Makes for good stargazing though.
-J-
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Location:
Sydney
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September 2003
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 07:21
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driving with no destination is awesome therapy, do it when i'm bored and at night its the best 
and its always a pain when you're driving and you know you won't make it to the nearest pisser hahahaha
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Location:
Cabramatta, NSW
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May 2002
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 07:34
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hahaha You wuss!!
I've done the same thing...
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Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 08:15
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Dude, I would have poo'd my pants......
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June 2003
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 08:19
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The only reason I didn't piss my pants was because I was already pee'ing 
-J-
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Location:
Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 08:27
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Hi,
That's why I just throw my shlong out the window and piss while I drive. Dont let it out too much or you'll get road rash on ya old fella! 
seeyuzz
river
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Location:
Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 08:34
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| river wrote on Tue, 24 August 2004 18:27 |
Hi,
That's why I just throw my shlong out the window and piss while I drive. Dont let it out too much or you'll get road rash on ya old fella!
seeyuzz
river
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I just wrap mine 'round the aerial a few times so I can keep 2 hands on the wheel, then pee at will.
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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July 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 09:09
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you jokers (river and slut)
Dreamin, if your knobs could reach down to your knee you would be king of the porno stars!
However i have pissed out the window of a moving car, just dont forget to stop via the carwash after and make sure the rear window is up!
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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 09:33
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Hi,
| AE86slut wrote on Tue, 24 August 2004 18:34 |
I just wrap mine 'round the aerial a few times so I can keep 2 hands on the wheel, then pee at will.
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Good one slut - keeping 2 hands on the wheel at all times. Good to see you're safety conscious.
seeyuzz
river
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sydney
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July 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 10:33
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i would have just whipped it out and let loose on the road who cares its the old pac not like anybodies around anyways
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Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 10:50
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| river wrote on Tue, 24 August 2004 19:33 |
Hi,
| AE86slut wrote on Tue, 24 August 2004 18:34 |
I just wrap mine 'round the aerial a few times so I can keep 2 hands on the wheel, then pee at will.
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Good one slut - keeping 2 hands on the wheel at all times. Good to see you're safety conscious.
seeyuzz
river
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Well you know, I do what I can.....
MR 1G POWAHZ - Mate, I AM teh king of teh p0rNo5..... 
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April 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 10:57
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hahah yeh i probably would have finished off the last of it in the car...
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Brisbane
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June 2004
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Tue, 24 August 2004 11:30
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I hope you didn't get the beans above the frank...
Anyway this one time I was a teenager staying over at a freinds place I got my willy caught in a zipper, I ALWAYS wear underpants now, and yes it is very painful, hurts as much going up as well as down. I had to het the mother to help me out. Well I didn't learn did I cause in a school O'Hallows in Brisbane I was dating a girl, and my balls hung out of my pants in front of 11 girls, for around 1 houror so. I was not aware till the next day when the guys started singing, "free balling" TOM Petty I was so embarrassed. Please Please always wear underpants.
regards tony
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Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 11:38
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| tomartom wrote on Tue, 24 August 2004 21:30 |
I hope you didn't get the beans above the frank...
Anyway this one time I was a teenager staying over at a freinds place I got my willy caught in a zipper, I ALWAYS wear underpants now, and yes it is very painful, hurts as much going up as well as down. I had to het the mother to help me out. Well I didn't learn did I cause in a school O'Hallows in Brisbane I was dating a girl, and my balls hung out of my pants in front of 11 girls, for around 1 houror so. I was not aware till the next day when the guys started singing, "free balling" TOM Petty I was so embarrassed. Please Please always wear underpants.
regards tony
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That's funny and unlucky at the same time...reminds me of 'There's Something About Mary'
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Colac, Victoria
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May 2002
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 12:30
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poor dog! wakes up to have you peeing on his/her/its head ..
that would deserve a growl!
/me sings too " cause im Freeeeee ! Free balling ! "
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Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 12:46
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| tomartom wrote on Tue, 24 August 2004 21:30 |
I hope you didn't get the beans above the frank...
Anyway this one time I was a teenager staying over at a freinds place I got my willy caught in a zipper, I ALWAYS wear underpants now, and yes it is very painful, hurts as much going up as well as down. I had to het the mother to help me out. Well I didn't learn did I cause in a school O'Hallows in Brisbane I was dating a girl, and my balls hung out of my pants in front of 11 girls, for around 1 houror so. I was not aware till the next day when the guys started singing, "free balling" TOM Petty I was so embarrassed. Please Please always wear underpants.
regards tony
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Hahaha you poor bastard.... Not only does your mate's mum cop an eyeful, you get humiliated infront of your peers as well!
Well done, you deserve a trophy for that effort man!
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 13:31
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Just out of curiosity - cause I know a lot of you guys go driving around that area. Has anyone ever seen any wild dogs around there before?
-J-
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Location:
Rowville, Victoria
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April 2003
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 13:42
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Least it just growled and didn't jump up and bite the source of the liquid 
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May 2002
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Tue, 24 August 2004 15:02
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was the mother a milf!! would have been funny if you bar-up while she was down there fixing ya up.
perfect for the line "while your down there"
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Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Wed, 25 August 2004 08:40
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| joorsh wrote on Tue, 24 August 2004 23:31 |
Just out of curiosity - cause I know a lot of you guys go driving around that area. Has anyone ever seen any wild dogs around there before?
-J-
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Well actually, there have been quite a few sightings of something around the general area that you were in..... They weren't sightings of no damn mutt tho
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Location:
Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Wed, 25 August 2004 11:22
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Hi,
It's probably a bunyip or maybe a yowie
seeyuzz
river
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I supported Toymods
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Sydney
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Wed, 25 August 2004 11:35
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| scrote wrote on Wed, 25 August 2004 01:02 |
was the mother a milf!! would have been funny if you bar-up while she was down there fixing ya up.
perfect for the line "while your down there"
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I was thinking exactly the same thing!!!
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Sydney
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April 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Wed, 25 August 2004 14:12
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dood that is a hell funny story. I would have done this;
frozen in utter fear for 2-3sec then piss bolted (as in running while pissing) back to the car. lol
Perhaps it was.... 'the super terrafying hidden creature of the old pac'
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Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Thu, 26 August 2004 10:20
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| bathurst-91 wrote on Thu, 26 August 2004 00:12 |
piss bolted (as in running while pissing) back to the car.
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I woulda done that too man - piss all over myself while stumbling and scrambling back to the car..... It would do no good tho as when a human becomes frightened, even though the sphincter tightens, they emit an odour from their... erm... ass that unfortunately allows the predator to hunt you down like a dog after which, you die in a screaming, bloody mess.
Teh bEa5T of teh pac LIVES!
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wollongong
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February 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Thu, 26 August 2004 11:19
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hahaha
scary stuff. i've gone for pee's on my dads block of land in the middle of the nite. no power out there, i always here stuff it always freaks me out so i never waste any time the growl mite have been a koala they have a pretty gnarly growl
steve-O
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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Thu, 26 August 2004 21:41
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Hi,
| AE86slut wrote on Thu, 26 August 2004 20:20 |
a human becomes frightened, even though the sphincter tightens, they emit an odour from their... erm... ass
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Ahhh... so that explains why my brother stinks when he's in trouble and I'm trying to kill him!
seeyuzz
river
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Brisbane, QLD
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February 2003
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Thu, 26 August 2004 23:03
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hahah
i used to do similar things when i was younger(about 12) after watching the x-files and locking my dogs up or taking the rubbish out...hear a noise and shit myself
had a similiar experience about a year ago, just after i moved back to brisbane
driving home after being at a friends house, tired, needing to spill some urine. pull over on mount cotton road and do my business. just as i'm finishing i heard a howl then a deep growl...and proceeded to zip myself up fast and get in my car and drive...fast
after about 30 seconds of driving my leg felt a bit wet and i thought i'd pissed myself :/
worse...got a bit of my dick skin stuck in the zipper and ripped it a little....FUCK IT HURT
so when i got home, i threw those pants out, patched myself up and vowed only to wear button up jeans from then on
good news though, no permanent damage
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Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
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August 2004
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Re: Release the hounds.
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Sat, 28 August 2004 10:32
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| steve-O wrote on Thu, 26 August 2004 21:19 |
hahaha
scary stuff. i've gone for pee's on my dads block of land in the middle of the nite. no power out there, i always here stuff it always freaks me out so i never waste any time the growl mite have been a koala they have a pretty gnarly growl
steve-O
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Most likely a male koala. They sound like a wild pig thats had its gonads caught in its zipper in the rush to escape from the human pissing on its head
I'll never go without a torch again
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