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 pick up lines
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Fri, 10 September 2004 18:13
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how funny are those stupid pick up lines\\
in interested to know who uses them if there effective and what the line is
thanks to clown ...reminding me of a msg i got the other night
hmm cant remember word for word but was somthin like
"i have a candy bar in my pocket do you want to unwrapp it"
like come on- surely u could do better!! 
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I supported Toymods
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Plumpton/sydney
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November 2003
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Fri, 10 September 2004 22:15
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"was your farther an astronaut, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"
you ask the girl "did it hurt" and she says "did what hurt" and you reply "falling from heaven"
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Wahroonga
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June 2003
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Fri, 10 September 2004 23:06
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"So your place or mine?"
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Location:
Adelaide
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August 2003
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Fri, 10 September 2004 23:47
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'your dad owns me heaps of money...now bendover!"
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I supported Toymods
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I renounced punctuation
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May 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Sat, 11 September 2004 00:00
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Hi there! Can I buy you a drink?
No.
Oh I'm sorry! I think you misunderstood me. I said you're a fat ugly bitch.
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Brisbane, QLD
Registered:
February 2003
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Sat, 11 September 2004 00:05
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| gianttomato wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 10:00 |
Hi there! Can I buy you a drink?
No.
Oh I'm sorry! I think you misunderstood me. I said you're a fat ugly bitch.
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always a classic 
one of my favourites is one i heard or read recently
"You might as well sleep with me, I'll tell my friends you did anyway"
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Location:
Tamworth
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June 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Sat, 11 September 2004 02:19
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u usualy use this one wen u got a mate with ya
"do you like BBQs? well how bout a spit roast?
most chix jus laugh at us wen we ask them but hey
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Location:
Perth - Cannington
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December 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Sat, 11 September 2004 04:58
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| cheese_cracka wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 10:19 |
u usualy use this one wen u got a mate with ya
"do you like BBQs? well how bout a spit roast?
most chix jus laugh at us wen we ask them but hey
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LOL, i've tried that one too.. I still don't know why they laugh.
i don't think they know what a spitroast is.
Anyhow.. as for me.. i take a rose, and offer it to them, saying "Sorry to disturb you, i promised this rose i would show it true beauty."
It works
hehehe
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Location:
central coast, NSW
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April 2004
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Sat, 11 September 2004 05:28
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hehe
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Perth - Cannington
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December 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Sat, 11 September 2004 05:31
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| Cressida Chick wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 13:28 |
hehe
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Does that one work for you? or are you laughing at the Spitroast again? 
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Location:
central coast, NSW
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April 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Sat, 11 September 2004 05:33
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none of them WORK but they are highly amususing cause they show yet again the special circumstances we need to give to you blokes...
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Location:
Perth - Cannington
Registered:
December 2002
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Sat, 11 September 2004 05:36
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I think you're crazy
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Location:
central coast, NSW
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April 2004
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Sat, 11 September 2004 05:43
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thinking is bad for you.........afterall
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Location:
ballarat-vic
Registered:
September 2004
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 Re: pick up lines
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Sat, 11 September 2004 05:44
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| katsuchiyo wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 14:58 |
| cheese_cracka wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 10:19 |
u usualy use this one wen u got a mate with ya
"do you like BBQs? well how bout a spit roast?
most chix jus laugh at us wen we ask them but hey
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LOL, i've tried that one too.. I still don't know why they laugh.
i don't think they know what a spitroast is.
Anyhow.. as for me.. i take a rose, and offer it to them, saying "Sorry to disturb you, i promised this rose i would show it true beauty."
It works
hehehe
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aww thats sooo sweet.. had it worked at all???
who doesnt know what a spitroast is!!!
i hate the phone number ones like how original
ive lost mynumber can i have yours...
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Location:
Lost in the K hole
Registered:
May 2002
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Sat, 11 September 2004 08:22
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hey, i like that dress... would look great on the floor of my room in the morning
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Re: pick up lines
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Sat, 11 September 2004 08:25
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my fav:
do you beleive in love at first sight.....or should i walk past again?
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Location:
South-West Sydney
Registered:
February 2004
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Sat, 11 September 2004 09:04
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"Hey, umm, nice shoes... Want to F**k?"
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Location:
Tamworth
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June 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Sat, 11 September 2004 09:27
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| katsuchiyo wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 15:31 |
| Cressida Chick wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 13:28 |
hehe
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Does that one work for you? or are you laughing at the Spitroast again?
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i might try that one tonite
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Location:
ballarat-vic
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September 2004
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Sat, 11 September 2004 11:47
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| BlackSupra wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 18:25 |
my fav:
do you beleive in love at first sight.....or should i walk past again?
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arnt we modest!!! lmao
what the hell- thats stupid- nice shoes wanna f*#k..??? like thats gonna work!!!
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South-West Sydney
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February 2004
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Sat, 11 September 2004 12:20
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lol, of course it would work!
Aahahhaha
Nah, I think I heard it from some movie or radio show, not sure.
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Location:
ballarat-vic
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September 2004
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Sat, 11 September 2004 12:31
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| dizzy wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 22:20 |
lol, of course it would work!
Aahahhaha
Nah, I think I heard it from some movie or radio show, not sure.
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thought as much
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Sat, 11 September 2004 15:26
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None of them work...they're just for shits & giggles
"High i'm mark, wanna fuck"
"Have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?...No. How about a root?"
"Do you wanna play army, i lay down and you blow the fuck out of me"
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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May 2002
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Sat, 11 September 2004 23:30
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| sway-her08 wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 19:47 |
| BlackSupra wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 18:25 |
my fav:
do you beleive in love at first sight.....or should i walk past again?
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arnt we modest!!! lmao
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On a scale you have nooo idea
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 01:54
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Have you got any italian in you?
Would you like some?
or
Would you like like to dance? No I said you look fat in those pants!
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Location:
Queensland
Registered:
March 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 03:58
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wanna fuck?
Believe it or not has actually scored me a one night stand lol was completly drunk picked the best looking chick in the place to stir shit, enxt thing i know was walking out the door and hopping into a taxi with her was like wtf???
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Location:
Adelaide
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May 2003
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 06:57
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"hi, wanna come back to my house for a pizza and a fuck?"
she slaps you
"you dont like pizza? we can get some thing else......"
you should come back to my house, u must be tired
im not tired
i thought u would be u have running through my mind all night
she says: do you have the time...
you say: do you have the energy/protection etc
wow, u have whitest teeth i have cum across...
can i buy you a drink..
no
no i said your feet reall stink...
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Location:
Perth - Cannington
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 09:37
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| cheese_cracka wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 17:27 |
| katsuchiyo wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 15:31 |
| Cressida Chick wrote on Sat, 11 September 2004 13:28 |
hehe
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Does that one work for you? or are you laughing at the Spitroast again?
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i might try that one tonite
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Which??? The Spitroast or the Rose one??
And if Sway likes it it must be tellin ya something lol
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ballarat-vic
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 10:00
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| dimmy77_03 wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 01:26 |
None of them work...they're just for shits & giggles
"High i'm mark, wanna fuck"
"Have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?...No. How about a root?"
"Do you wanna play army, i lay down and you blow the fuck out of me"
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thats the funniest shit ive heard!!!
and kat-And if Sway likes it it must be tellin ya something !!
like what the!!! if ur talkin about the spitroast- eww
i like the rose one- whats wrong wit that assmunger
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Perth - Cannington
Registered:
December 2002
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Sun, 12 September 2004 10:07
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i was talking about the rose
duh...
Your secret is safe with me
Oh shit.. i've said to much!
hahahaha
j/k
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Location:
ballarat-vic
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 10:31
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another pick up line
" nice pants.....can i test the zipper"
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Perth - Cannington
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December 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 10:34
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| sway-her08 wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 18:31 |
another pick up line
" nice pants.....can i test the zipper"
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I see... Ok.. *writes that one down* yes... very good.
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Location:
Behind you
Registered:
May 2003
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Sun, 12 September 2004 10:38
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I have a gun, get in the car!
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Location:
Adelaide
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June 2003
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 10:41
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i have a good one, but im not sharing because it actually works and i dont need you guys ruining the originality
so naaa naa
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Location:
ballarat-vic
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 10:41
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| katsuchiyo wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 20:34 |
| sway-her08 wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 18:31 |
another pick up line
" nice pants.....can i test the zipper"
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I see... Ok.. *writes that one down* yes... very good.
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yes!!! one point to me
woohooo...we actually agree on something..
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
January 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 11:17
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hey lang i need a pick up line that works! plz pm it 2 me!
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August 2002
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Sun, 12 September 2004 11:29
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| crayz legz wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 21:17 |
hey lang i need a pick up line that works! plz pm it 2 me!
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SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL
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Location:
ballarat-vic
Registered:
September 2004
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Sun, 12 September 2004 11:34
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| BlackSupra wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 21:29 |
| crayz legz wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 21:17 |
hey lang i need a pick up line that works! plz pm it 2 me!
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SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL
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how original...
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Sun, 12 September 2004 12:13
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in steve stiffler's voice "SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL"
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sydney
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May 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 13:58
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would u like a drink or u just want the money
can i buy u a drink to make me look better
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of
those wet clothes
Nice legs... What time do they open?
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to u
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to
suck itself
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
to you
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see
myself in them
anyhow enough chit chat wanna fuck
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Bayside Melbourne.
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 14:19
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| Backspace wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 20:38 |
I have a gun, get in the car!
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LOL... That actually works you know.
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 14:25
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| scrote wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 23:58 |
would u like a drink or u just want the money
can i buy u a drink to make me look better
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of
those wet clothes
Nice legs... What time do they open?
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to u
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to
suck itself
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
to you
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see
myself in them
anyhow enough chit chat wanna fuck
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Give this guy the medal
Absolute gold...i'll try use 1 or 2 on saturday night, just for fun. We'll see if anything happens
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Location:
Ballarat, Vic.
Registered:
September 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 17:37
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I've got 2, ones kinda cheesy but it works so i'll keep it to myself, one i'll put up though is.
"do you like choccy???"
(usually response is yes)
"good cos i have half a bar "
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Location:
ballarat-vic
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Sun, 12 September 2004 18:15
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| Clown wrote on Mon, 13 September 2004 03:37 |
I've got 2, ones kinda cheesy but it works so i'll keep it to myself, one i'll put up though is.
"do you like choccy???"
(usually response is yes)
"good cos i have half a bar "
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joel are you sure its half abar..or did you mistake it for the wrapper???
scrote- where you get them from hey
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Location:
theres a castle on my hil...
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: pick up lines
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Mon, 13 September 2004 03:09
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"I've had a look around and you look like my best chance"
"you'll do"
"are you a speeding ticket coz you've got fine fine fine written all over you"
"i lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"
... i'll crawl back to my hole now for a few more days
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Location:
Canberra
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Mon, 13 September 2004 06:26
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my personal fave-tho yet to work is:
that dress is very becoming on you. of course if i was on you, id be coming too...
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August 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Mon, 13 September 2004 08:24
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i seemed to have lost my number, can i have yours?
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Location:
camden
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April 2003
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Re: pick up lines
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Mon, 13 September 2004 08:29
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best one i know is in italian... "lei somiglia a un angela, effettivamente suo anche pił bella" it means "you look like an angel, actually your even more beautiful" it usually gets them to say wtf are you saying or some such, and when you tell them....
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Location:
ballarat-vic
Registered:
September 2004
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Mon, 13 September 2004 10:58
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thats soo sweet....
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sydney
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May 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Mon, 13 September 2004 14:56
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what can i say 
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I Supported Toymods
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Lwr Templestowe, Melbourne
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August 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Tue, 14 September 2004 01:57
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Being as that I'm not a particularly atheletic guy, I'd walk up to a chic and say
"Hey there, I'm ur lucky buddha, rub my belly and you'll get lucky!"
Never actually scored, but got a few laughs, which is better than nothing I guess
Yian
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Club President
I supported Toymods
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Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Tue, 14 September 2004 07:06
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| scrote wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 23:58 |
would u like a drink or u just want the money
can i buy u a drink to make me look better
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of
those wet clothes
Nice legs... What time do they open?
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to u
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to
suck itself
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
to you
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see
myself in them
anyhow enough chit chat wanna fuck
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LMAO, Shit Bro you know that first one works She slapped me but we also went home together
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I supported Toymods
Toymods Club Secretary
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Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Tue, 14 September 2004 08:05
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It may not be that big, and I'm not really that good.. But I've got the cutest little way of getting on & off
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I supported Toymods
Toymods Club Secretary
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Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Tue, 14 September 2004 08:09
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A few from different categories:
Straight to the point
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Innuendo
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Cheesey
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
What-tha?
(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
Left Field
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
See them all at:
http://linesthataregood.com/
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I Supported Toymods
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Lwr Templestowe, Melbourne
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Tue, 14 September 2004 08:24
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Why dont you sit on my lap... and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
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Location:
adelaide
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: pick up lines
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Tue, 14 September 2004 12:58
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i'm surprised that noone has brought up "i seem to have lost my phone number, can i have yours?"
hmmmmmm a good setup that happened by accident the other night was a guy i know was trying to cut my lunch with a girl i was talkin to. He told her i was gay and not to bother, she asked me if i was gay, i said no, she asked again, i said i can prove it, the rest is history 
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August 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Tue, 14 September 2004 13:06
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^ up about 10
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Location:
Ballarat, Vic.
Registered:
September 2002
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Re: pick up lines
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Tue, 14 September 2004 13:34
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| Tommo wrote on Mon, 13 September 2004 13:09 |
"I've had a look around and you look like my best chance"
"you'll do"
"are you a speeding ticket coz you've got fine fine fine written all over you"
"i lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"
... i'll crawl back to my hole now for a few more days
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haha that teddybear one was my second line and trust me it works
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Location:
adelaide
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: pick up lines
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Tue, 14 September 2004 14:08
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ok how about:
"according to my watch you should be naked at the moment"
*slap*
"oh it must be half an hour fast again"
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Location:
local to everywhere
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: pick up lines
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Tue, 14 September 2004 22:37
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I once had a guy use the "(Look down at his crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself"
So I laughed told him to take up yoga and he could then do it himself.
ones that have worked for me.
Do you wanna f%#k?
Can I taste you?
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Location:
Girraween,Sydney
Registered:
September 2003
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Re: pick up lines
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Wed, 15 September 2004 00:19
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| jaikat wrote on Wed, 15 September 2004 08:37 |
Can I taste you?
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holy shit!
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