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Location: Sydney
Registered: January 2004
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Why I Was Late For Work
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Sat, 18 September 2004 11:31
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Found this on ebaums world
Why I Was Late for Work
A guy in St. Louis was driving to work on Hwy 144 when he heard a 'pop'. He thought it sounded like a flat tire, though his ride wasn't affected. After pulling over, checking the tires and finding them intact he opened the hood to look at the motor.
Before the hood was even all the way open he jumped back in shock and knocked his >head on the partially opened hood, unable to believe what his eyes were seeing! Nobody was going to believe this! .... you sure wouldn't have either! Fortunately, he had a camera in his glove compartment!!!!
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Location: Baulko Hillo
Registered: April 2004
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Sat, 18 September 2004 11:44
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That's fkn crazy! BIG bloody snake too.
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Location: Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
Registered: August 2004
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Sat, 18 September 2004 12:10
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I think he needs a new belt
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Location: Lost in the K hole
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Sat, 18 September 2004 12:25
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towe_001 wrote on Sat, 18 September 2004 22:10 | I think he needs a new belt
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a serpentine belt ??
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Location: Potts Point, Sydney
Registered: October 2003
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Sat, 18 September 2004 12:49
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mmmm yummy
scare the shit out of you...if you actually saw it
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Location: Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
Registered: August 2004
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Sat, 18 September 2004 13:34
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ed_ma61 wrote on Sat, 18 September 2004 22:25 |
towe_001 wrote on Sat, 18 September 2004 22:10 | I think he needs a new belt
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a serpentine belt ??
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I supported Toymods
Location: Adelaide
Registered: July 2004
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Sun, 19 September 2004 02:32
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One night I stayed at my mates place at one tree hill and I woke up to go home the next morning and about 2 km's down teh road i couls smell smoke and shit like something was burning, anyway i kept driving becuase i was prbably still drunk and didnt really car, got home and my front left brake rotor was smoking bad and it really stunk!
Anyway I had a snake crawl in there the night before and I cooked it with my braking, it was funny shit!
I then fed what was left of it to my cat, which he then enjoyed
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Location: theres a castle on my hil...
Registered: October 2003
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Sun, 19 September 2004 23:39
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*redneck accent*
dinner maa!!
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: August 2003
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Mon, 20 September 2004 01:39
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That looks more like the type of python u keep as a pet. I say more of a sad shame then funny.
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Location: theres a castle on my hil...
Registered: October 2003
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Mon, 20 September 2004 03:34
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SIIK honda wit VTEK kills Viper!!
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Location: Brisbane, QLD
Registered: February 2003
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Tue, 21 September 2004 09:31
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had something sort of similar happen to me a couple of months ago
attended a service call with a tradesman(reverse cycle spilt A\C wasnt working at all)
he tells me to open the outdoor unit up and see what i can find wrong whilst he attempts to chat up the house wife(his mission ended up being a failure)
open the compressor panel, chuck on my gauges...nothing appears to be wrong with the gas charge yet so i go inside, turn the AC unit on via the remote and ask for full heat(i'm polite with my AC's..i ask not demand )
anywho
walk outside...nothing, chek their switchboard to make sure the breaker hasnt tripped
it hadnt
so i open up the electrical bit to start probing around with the meter and i fell back and uttered(yelle) several profantities
anyways a snake had crawled inside somehow and created a short across the terminals
scared the hell out of me when i first opened it up
tradie and housewife
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Location: Melbourne - NthSubs
Registered: January 2004
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Wed, 22 September 2004 05:07
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maybe more ppl should start putting wiremesh under the car
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Location: Sydney
Registered: September 2003
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Wed, 22 September 2004 14:34
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would have been funny if he went to check the oil before leaving home hahahaha
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Location: Ballarat, Victoria
Registered: March 2003
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Thu, 23 September 2004 06:04
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poor snake
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Location: Wahroonga
Registered: June 2003
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Fri, 24 September 2004 03:26
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get the head stuffed and use it as a shifter.
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Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: April 2003
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Fri, 24 September 2004 04:17
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Quote: | get the head stuffed and use it as a shifter.
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Fri, 24 September 2004 05:48
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Evil_Foetus wrote on Thu, 23 September 2004 16:04 | poor snake
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Indeed. But how scary would that be for the driver!?!?
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Location: Lurnea
Registered: July 2004
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Mon, 27 September 2004 13:14
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You guys are freaks seriously no normal person would take such joy or find it so funny to see shit like that and it's not just 'cause I'm a chick. That's really fucked seriously.
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Location: perth
Registered: October 2003
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Mon, 27 September 2004 15:53
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its not so much that its funny, its amazing to think that such a thing could happen. its damn crazy.
i wonder if his boss would have believed his excuse for being late to work
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Tue, 28 September 2004 04:33
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Poor Snake only wanted to get warm.
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Location: NSW
Registered: September 2004
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Re: Why I Was Late For Work
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Tue, 28 September 2004 05:16
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Dam, thats crazy
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