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I supported Toymods
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Thu, 30 September 2004 05:33
 
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Ill join you on that one...these bullshit items on ebay are getting really old 
I still bid on it tho 
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Thu, 30 September 2004 06:37
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Hi,
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I still bid on it tho
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Are you serious?
seeyuzz
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Thu, 30 September 2004 06:41
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You must mske to much money to bid on air, if you want some more, I have heaps I could sell ya
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Thu, 30 September 2004 06:55
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| river wrote on Thu, 30 September 2004 16:07 |
Hi,
| MR 1GGTE wrote on Thu, 30 September 2004 15:33 |
I still bid on it tho
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Are you serious?
seeyuzz
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yeah check the bid history, my user is B20A6...for a laff anyway, there is no way i would pay for an envelope full of air, besides these things get removed anyway
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Thu, 30 September 2004 07:06
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You have been out bid
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I supported Toymods
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Thu, 30 September 2004 07:57
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yeah i gathered that 
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Thu, 30 September 2004 12:28
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LAME
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Thu, 30 September 2004 12:53
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What a putrid waste of a puny penis you are! You should face legal action for your attempt to impersonate a man, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You should stop smoking pot and get out and vote every couple of years, you pseudo-liberal bum. People like you are the reason cults exist. If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run a piss ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut, you slivering spawn from a hemorrhoidal leper's rectum. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' Professional what? Are you a professional simpleton, or simply a well meaning amateur? I love that jacket you're wearing. It's obvious you shop at only the finest garage sales. Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole.
i got this off here http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Thu, 30 September 2004 12:55
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it is directed at the person who posted the ad. .......................wanker
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Potts Point, Sydney
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Thu, 30 September 2004 13:43
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i like this site 
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Thu, 30 September 2004 23:08
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Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a wig to hide to the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn to control the slobbering. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."
What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't afflicted with mental retardation; if your weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if you didn't have a face designed exclusively for radio. No, come to think of it, you would.
Anyway, I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is good with fools wrote something down for me. Oh, yeah, "Shut your cake-hole, stupid!"
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Fri, 01 October 2004 01:05
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I've got this one for you guys:
You bizarre androgynous tea-sipping eunuch in a mini-skirt carnival freak. I see you're celibate. No big surprise there. Another 40-year-old virgin surfing the web looking for free bestial porn. You have a face that only a mother could love - and even she hates it. I've seen people as fugly as you before, but I always had to pay admission. I see your politics are middle-of-the-road. That's a good place for you to be - let's hope a Mac truck runs you over. Who ordered the dunce with extra stupid sauce? You should improve your IQ by having your brain amputated, you heteroclite example of why pregnant women shouldn't work with plutonium. You're so short, you could do handstands and back flips under a table. I bet you need a ladder to pick up a dime. You could pole-vault with a matchstick, Sneezy. Lose some weight, you fat fuck. I bet you have to order your clothes in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us. You're an unemployable, lazy lout. If you got up with nothing to do all day, you'd go to bed with only half of it done. You really should stop buying material for your clothes at curtain sales. I'd tell you to go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on, but looking at that stupid grin on your face, I'd say you already have.
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Sat, 02 October 2004 12:14
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| muaythaiman wrote on Thu, 30 September 2004 22:55 |
it is directed at the person who posted the ad. .......................wanker
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do you mean me or the person who posted it on ebay?
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Potts Point, Sydney
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Re: ebay auction for retards
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Sat, 02 October 2004 12:19
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i think he means the ebayer 
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