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townsville NQLD
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some funny sayings :lol:
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He who laughs last thinks slowest. 
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
On the other hand you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
I wished the buck stopped here as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
[Updated on: Wed, 06 October 2004 10:40]
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Sydney
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September 2004
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Re: some funny sayings :lol:
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Wed, 06 October 2004 11:08
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u townsville people...
how about bag the face bang the bass
turn up the trebble
n blow on her face
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Location:
townsville NQLD
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February 2004
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Re: some funny sayings :lol:
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Wed, 06 October 2004 11:16
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hehehe
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Location:
Sydney
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September 2004
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Re: some funny sayings :lol:
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Wed, 06 October 2004 11:18
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lol
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Location:
Kellyville, Sydney
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June 2004
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Re: some funny sayings :lol:
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Wed, 06 October 2004 12:09
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82% of all statistics are made up
chris
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
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July 2004
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Re: some funny sayings :lol:
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Thu, 07 October 2004 05:57
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| mynameisrodney wrote on Wed, 06 October 2004 21:39 |
82% of all statistics are made up
chris
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fourfteen percent of people know that kent!
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Location:
Tassie
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October 2003
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Re: some funny sayings :lol:
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Mon, 11 October 2004 09:17
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This guy at work says "we're off like robbers dogs" he says it's an old saying .
But really what would a robber need dogs for and what good r they if they have gone off ?????
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Location:
perth WA
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June 2004
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Re: some funny sayings :lol:
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Mon, 11 October 2004 09:20
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Another one is " off like a harlots pants"
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Location:
Colac, Victoria
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May 2002
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Re: some funny sayings :lol:
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Mon, 11 October 2004 12:38
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"off like gunkadin" - Who the F is gunkadin ??
this was used by my grandpa - he musta known some wierd named people who went off !
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Location:
Brisbane
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June 2004
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Re: some funny sayings :lol:
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Mon, 11 October 2004 13:26
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Done like a dinner box cat
He/She is an idiot looking for a villiage
"Happy Fat" is what is I refer to as Vaseline
"I wouldn't trust them(someone) with a pair of second hand thongs"
A man with a well-founded lack of self-confidence.
Rome wasn't burnt in a day
Dry as a dead dingo's donger
All of his kangaroos aren't jumping in the right direction
Last time I saw a head like that it was being hosed out of the fish market
wave short of a shipwreck
Camp as a row of pink tents.
"Did you win him/her in a raffle
regards tony
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Location:
Sydney
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April 2004
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Re: some funny sayings :lol:
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Mon, 11 October 2004 14:00
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| MR 1GGTE wrote on Thu, 07 October 2004 15:57 |
| mynameisrodney wrote on Wed, 06 October 2004 21:39 |
82% of all statistics are made up
chris
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fourfteen percent of people know that kent!
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That wrekked me
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