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Mon, 07 October 2002 19:08
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Copied this while surfing in the net.
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Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt". Now, you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-Deep Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins; DeepSchittand Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Civa Schitt and Bull Schitt, the school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name too. She became known at Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt maried Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequenty maried the Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-happens childern are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone say's you don'tknow Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
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I supported Toymods
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Brisbane
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May 2002
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Re: -joke-
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Tue, 08 October 2002 03:32
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Thats an old one but worth a read  Was that one here a little while ago?
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