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Location:
Perth
Registered:
April 2003
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Poems
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Thu, 02 December 2004 16:46
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There was a poem contest between the Yale graduate and a Redneck.
They had to quickly think up a poem based on the same word.
The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the
microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two, destination-Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought.
Then the redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin went, met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three,and we was two, so I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
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Location:
Land of Oz
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: Poems
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Fri, 03 December 2004 07:16
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Hi,
There was a young man from the sticks
Whose commodore was fully sik
It was lowered and riced
and it sounded real nice
but it ain't no AE86!
LOL! I kill me at times. What a cunny funt! 
seeyuzz
river
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Location:
Canberra
Registered:
January 2004
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Re: Poems
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Fri, 03 December 2004 09:19
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some of my favorite poems:
There once was a fellow named Brad
Who routinely got raped by his dad
At age twenty-one
Brad purchased a gun
And fucked up his dad really bad
My dorky ex-roommate Pierre
Once fell asleep in my chair
I pulled out my unit
Proceeded to tune it
Then fired my load in his hair
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: Poems
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Fri, 03 December 2004 16:14
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lol reading that poem and then looking at your nick!
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: Poems
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Sat, 04 December 2004 04:38
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From the movie "idiot box"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You shit me to tears,
I'm going to the pub.
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Location:
Land of Oz
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: Poems
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Sat, 04 December 2004 04:58
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Hi,
My brother's Xmas card to me last year..
"Money's short and times are hard, here's your fucking Xmas card"
seeyuzz
river
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