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 Bouncer stories part 1
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Fri, 03 December 2004 06:32
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Just thought I'd share some of the more amusing parts of the job.
My first night bouncing:
I'd been doing martial arts with a bunch of guys who bounced for ages and eventually they convinced me to join up with a company called Senjo to do some doorwork. With the promise of sex, free drinks/drugs/entry to clubs and amusing fights I eventually went into it.
My first job was bouncing at a late night alternative bar called the Amplifier ( http://www.monkeybaronline.com.au/ ), which opens at 8:30 and closes at 6am the next day and has no dress code, full of punks/rockabillies/bogans/goths/skaters e.t.c.
I started on the door when I meet my first pair of girls, the djs Lucious Leah (she still djs there for Perth people) and Sara. Both with coloured hair, facial piercings e.t.c but pretty cute. Upon arriving at the door Leah wanted us to judge which of their nipple piercings looked better, and both pulled up their shirts and took out their breasts. Things were looking up.
The first thing I was so suprised about is how badly most sub-cultures dress, how stupid punks are and how many people haggled over a $4 entry fee.
However what has made me forever lose my faith in women at pub/clubs is the start of a long story about their behaviour.
The first incident occured when a well dressed, good looking 20 something couple, the guy in a dress shirt, metrosexual looking and the girl in a short cocktail style dress came to the door. The guy paid his fee and walked into the club and the girl realized she hadn't bought her wallet and didn't want to be embaressed in front of the guy she was taking out.
So while the guy was in the club she pleaded with us to let her in for free. One of the lighting guys came up to the door, saw us smiling and having fun with this cute girl who was obviously a little drunk and announced "I'll let you in for a blowjob"
Without missing a beat the girl agreed and went downstairs to the bandroom, blew the guy, swallowed by all acounts, and later went up to her boyfriend who was dancing and started kissing him on the dancefloor. We were in hysterics.
I have to go to work now. If you want to keep reading em let me know, otherwise I'll just stop posting 
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Location:
Newcastle
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June 2004
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Fri, 03 December 2004 06:51
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What a whore.
Keep em coming.
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sydney
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August 2004
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Fri, 03 December 2004 06:52
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funny shit man plz keep posting!
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Sydney
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September 2004
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Fri, 03 December 2004 06:53
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 that is an absolute classic
what a filthy mole!! go...tell us more hehe 
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Location:
Sydney
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April 2004
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Fri, 03 December 2004 07:12
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See how am I supposed to trust girls after hearing stuff like that.
This guy I work with (hes older) said He was in a club once and got a BJ off a chick in the toilet and then she went out into the club and started making out with some guy.
Moral of the story, dont kiss randoms in clubs.
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Perth
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August 2003
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Fri, 03 December 2004 08:07
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haha might drop by the monkey bar tonight
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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Fri, 03 December 2004 11:37
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Hi,
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haha might drop by the monkey bar tonight
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Thinking of kissing some chicks, eh? 
seeyuzz
river
PS: (Lightbulb above head) I got a great idea. Mouth frangers, for those that wish to kiss random chicks in nightclubs and don't like the taste of semen.
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Fri, 03 December 2004 12:20
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That's gotta be a top job...keep them coming 
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Location:
Melbourne - NthSubs
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January 2004
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Fri, 03 December 2004 12:44
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Location:
Liverpool, Sydney
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September 2004
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Fri, 03 December 2004 13:02
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She gave that guy a BJ to cover the 4 bucks entry fee so she didnt look cheap?
What a slut!
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I supported Toymods
Banned User
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Brisbane
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May 2002
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Fri, 03 December 2004 13:42
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How come everyone is only picking on the girl? What about the big tough bouncer fag that blew his load in the few minutes that she would of been blowing him? I bet that guy has a great sex life
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Sydney
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September 2004
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Fri, 03 December 2004 15:37
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Looks like it's only going to get better lol.
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Location:
Perth
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June 2003
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Sat, 04 December 2004 04:16
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"How come everyone is only picking on the girl? What about the big tough bouncer fag that blew his load in the few minutes that she would of been blowing him? I bet that guy has a great sex life"
Actually if you had read the story properly you would see that it was actually the lighting guy that got the blowjob, and yea he was a total sleaze, but come on mate, $4 blowjob then kissing the boyfriend, how can you defend that
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Sydney
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September 2003
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Sat, 04 December 2004 04:40
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hahaha thats hell funny, what a cheap bitch... i wonder how she payed for the cocktail dress that would have been worth a lot more than $4
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I supported Toymods
Location:
fairfield NSW
Registered:
January 2003
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Location:
Brisbane
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July 2002
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Sat, 04 December 2004 07:45
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ahhahahahaa
awesome
and you never could trust girls
manipulative things
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Location:
Adelaide
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May 2003
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Sat, 04 December 2004 12:10
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LOL FUCKING LOL
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Brisbane
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July 2002
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Sat, 04 December 2004 13:19
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fuck bouncers though.. i just got home from a saturday night out at 11pm cause the bouncer wouldnt let me in cause of my shoes(and the same fuckhead lets me in all the time with them) so all my mates were in this place adn I couldnt get in
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Sydney
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August 2004
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Sat, 04 December 2004 14:01
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if the bird of love is a dove, then the bird of true lurve is a swallow
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Location:
Perth
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June 2003
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Sun, 05 December 2004 09:10
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"fuck bouncers though.. i just got home from a saturday night out at 11pm cause the bouncer wouldnt let me in cause of my shoes(and the same fuckhead lets me in all the time with them) so all my mates were in this place adn I couldnt get in "
I agree the majority of bouncers are cunts. There is no doubt the industry is full of them. But the company I work for "Senjo" has the lowest number I've come across and are generally just really easy going guys with good senses of humour.
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Location:
Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
Registered:
August 2004
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Sun, 05 December 2004 09:30
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Poor bastard
Did you get her phone number?
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Location:
Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Re: Bouncer stories part 1
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Sun, 05 December 2004 11:06
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I don't even bother trying to get into clubs/bars anymore. You have to be wearing a stripey log sleeve shirt with the collar up, jeans that look like you've spilt white paint down the front, white Deisel shoes and either the ghey spikey hair or a mo-mullet to get in.
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