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Sydney
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September 2003
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Slip of the tongue.....
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Fri, 10 December 2004 13:27
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found this and thought why the hell not, i'll post it here 
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "Shit."
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
August 2003
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Re: Slip of the tongue.....
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Fri, 10 December 2004 14:16
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bahahahaha
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Location:
Castle Hill, Sydney
Registered:
February 2004
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Re: Slip of the tongue.....
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Fri, 10 December 2004 23:40
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HUSBAND: just kidding...get it....hahha.....sooooo whats for lunch?
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: Slip of the tongue.....
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Sat, 11 December 2004 02:44
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 GOLD, cant win with some women
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Location:
Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Slip of the tongue.....
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Sat, 11 December 2004 02:48
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| dimmy77_03 wrote on Sat, 11 December 2004 12:44 |
GOLD, cant win with women
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Quote edited for correctness.
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: Slip of the tongue.....
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Sat, 11 December 2004 03:23
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oh so true...
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
April 2003
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