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I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 03:36
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For all those people out there who think they r the drift king read this story and be amazed.
Now for you ppl that dont know i work at a hospital as an orderly.One quite morning in the emergency department i was required to escort a lovely old lady by the name of mrs yiu to the toilet.She could walk alright but i thought a chair would have been safer.
The bitchin ride i decided to use was the dorifto series 1.4 ZEDPEX chair. As some of you would know The dorifto series 1.4 chair is a lite alloy framed chair with supermarket trolley type rims and steering, everything is in complete stock form besides the dorifto tyres i just put on) the chair had been worn in with some previous drift damage and the mandatory drift stickers were visable. Just looking at the chair would prove how series i am about my dorifto
On the way to the loo high in the twists and turns of the emergency department i was takin it easy as i just put new tyres on and i didnt want to wear them out. But on the way back i couldnt resist the long sweeping turn in front of me.I whipped the chair Mrs Yiu riding shot gun and had prefect corner speed and entry, The slide was huge and the Mrs Yiu was loving it.I came cms from the inside of the corner and had perfect entry into the next corner where the drift was just as good...i remember thinkin to myself, if this were need for speed underground there would be the words DRIFT KING in front of me.
the entire emergency department were astonished by wat had once thought was impossible to do on that very corner was accomplished.It was then evident that i was the DRIFT KING.
i dear anyone who wants to face me in a dorifto face off step forward. bring you cash, drift for my dorifto series 1.4 ZEDPEX chair if you want but u will not win.
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Location:
Canberra
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January 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 03:38
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Location:
Sydney
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April 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 03:47
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i demand closed-circuit security video footage of said dorifto.
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Location:
Brisbane
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May 2002
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 04:07
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That footage is probably being used as evidence in a pending lawsuit.
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Location:
Newcastle
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June 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 06:23
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lol.
It sounds like you are the one to beat. 
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Location:
Melbourne
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December 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 06:32
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whatever gets her to her kerosene bath the quickest is for the best 
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Location:
Sydney, Shire
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April 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 08:59
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footage is now used for tutorail videos in japan.
you would need to be accepted in my wanna be dorifto king skool for you to see any of the video, sorry
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Location:
Toronto, Downtown
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September 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 09:40
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looks like you have a competitor for the title
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Location:
Sydney, Shire
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April 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 09:51
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hahahaha dont be stupid....
sir you have insulted me,i challenge u to a duel...
pistols at dawn
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Location:
Campbelltown, NSW
Registered:
November 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 09:57
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magicmitch
is there any medication your on..or may have forgotten to take
the big man with the white strraight jackets will be over any minute now
CHEERS NOLAN
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Location:
Sydney, Shire
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April 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 10:00
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i am the man with the white straight jackets
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 10:11
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I'm the guy who takes the people in the white jackets away from magicmitch and puts them in as neighbours to everyone else 
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Location:
Sydney, Shire
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April 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 10:14
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hahahahaha....well that just proves it...i did the wickid force drift in a straight jacket.... now step off..dont u know im loco?
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Location:
Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
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August 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 11:25
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You lot are mad i tell you
MAD
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 11:33
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I'm not
I tell people when they're mad (and feed them clozapine)
I'm totally sane   
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Location:
Campbelltown, NSW
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November 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 11:44
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IM NOT MAD
IM ON PROBATION....AND SO R U TOWE_001
were probation bitches
NOLAN
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Location:
Sydney
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September 2003
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Mon, 24 January 2005 13:20
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nolan, no one cares that your on probation... we all only care about magicmitch and his elite drift skills that have had him crowned "Drift King"
I'm just waiting for him to come to a hospital near me so i can witness his skills with the 1.4 ZEDPEX chair
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Location:
Bayside Melbourne.
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May 2003
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 13:35
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 <-------- Look, you'll be seeing this next to your name soon.
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Location:
Sydney, Shire
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April 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 13:52
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hahahaha
ive only just noticed those words under some ppls user names.. how do u get them? can mine say king of ZEDPEX Dorifto?
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Location:
Campbelltown, NSW
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November 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Mon, 24 January 2005 21:07
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Actully if i was to be banned, i wouldnt see those words under my name would i? cause i would be banned.
think about that 1 for a lil while.
CHEERS
NOLAN
p.s. i am still in awe of magicmitchs elite drifting skills..
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Location:
adelaide
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June 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Tue, 25 January 2005 00:36
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yeah but everyone else would. and would subsequently laugh.
ps. pics of zedpex pls.
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Bayside Melbourne.
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May 2003
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Tue, 25 January 2005 01:29
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| Nolan wrote on Tue, 25 January 2005 08:07 |
Actully if i was to be banned, i wouldnt see those words under my name would i? cause i would be banned.
think about that 1 for a lil while.
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You moron... A banned user can still view the forum, they just can't post anything though. 
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Location:
Sydney, Shire
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April 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Tue, 25 January 2005 02:01
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This isnt the series 1.4 but u get the idea this was the first ZEDPEX Released...very old skool and hard to find... the annoy thing is u get little kiddies lookin to buy one with no rust set up for drift with frame mods for only $2000... its quite amusing
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Location:
Sydney
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September 2003
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Tue, 25 January 2005 06:31
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bahahahahaha
man i'm loving these threads lately
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Location:
Campbelltown, NSW
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November 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Tue, 25 January 2005 07:34
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| SIMDOG wrote on Tue, 25 January 2005 12:29 |
| Nolan wrote on Tue, 25 January 2005 08:07 |
Actully if i was to be banned, i wouldnt see those words under my name would i? cause i would be banned.
think about that 1 for a lil while.
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You moron... A banned user can still view the forum, they just can't post anything though.
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and how would i no this i have never been banned..."MORON"
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Bayside Melbourne.
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May 2003
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Tue, 25 January 2005 07:44
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WTF dude... I haven't been banned I and I know this fact. I am sure everyone else knows also because before we all signed up to the forum we were able to view it without posting. I think moron was an appropriate term to use, and still do.
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Location:
Campbelltown, NSW
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November 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Tue, 25 January 2005 07:45
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what ever makes u feel bigger than other
mayb some other big naughty words could make u feel really cool aswell.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Tue, 25 January 2005 07:47
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please tell me school goes back soon
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Location:
Northmead
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December 2003
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Tue, 25 January 2005 07:55
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Mitch
i was drifting those things in a nursing home from 86 to 88 and in a largish public hospital from 88 to 97.
I wont say anything about whether i drift or not in my present occupation.
Never know, cause Big Brother is watching us 
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Campbelltown, NSW
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November 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Tue, 25 January 2005 08:07
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| draven wrote on Tue, 25 January 2005 18:47 |
please tell me school goes back soon
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draven ur in luck only about 1-2 weeks left of school holidays for most schools..
but you are out of luck if u are referring to me going back to school as i havnt been there for about 2 years...
and i am currently employed
CHEERS
NOLAN
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Sydney, Shire
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April 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Tue, 25 January 2005 12:40
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will u guys get a room ur taking away my spotlight from dorifto glory...
andrij= I think u have made many ppl aware of the intense skill one is needed for such a drift... u get hunted down by the authorities like dogs if u rnt careful..and it doesnt get any better for "drifters" only 1-3 years into the game either... its just one of those things us ZEDPEX owners have to live up to... we will always be watched and then we make one mistake and KABLAMMO...loss of ZEDPEX license
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Location:
goldy coast
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September 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Tue, 25 January 2005 14:10
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LMAO!!!! GOLD! All kneel before the DORIFTO KING!!!! could you give any hints to young up and coming drifters? I know some could use do with abit of help so maybe one day they could think about challenging the emergency room bends
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Location:
Perth, WA
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December 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Tue, 25 January 2005 15:59
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The series 1.5 ZEDPEX is due for release soon, featuring a Rigid but light 4130 Chromeolly frame, hard compound rear tyres with medium-soft fronts.
Keeping the rubber to the lino is adjustable 4 link suspension at each corner, ensuring razor sharp cornering and power-to-ground transmission, it also includes the yet untested 3 speed "granny-shifter", from the green Mitsubishi eclipse from the famous rice-parade, "The Fast and the Furious"
These updates have shocked boy-doriftoers around the world by introducing a first in both control and power, the series 1.5 is likened to the 1.4 with many modifications to both the running gear and chassis, but the 1.5 retains all of these features from the factory...
this may mean that soon emergency wards all around the country may soon be filled with wannabe doriftoers who run the risk of injury, and having to be rushed to a nearby hospital.
The series 1.5 ZEDPEX is expected to roll onto showroom floors in mid april.. with the first series being distributed to emergency rooms within Australia shortly After.
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Sydney, Shire
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April 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Wed, 26 January 2005 03:22
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| Quote: |
The series 1.5 ZEDPEX is due for release soon, featuring a Rigid but light 4130 Chromeolly frame, hard compound rear tyres with medium-soft fronts.
Keeping the rubber to the lino is adjustable 4 link suspension at each corner, ensuring razor sharp cornering and power-to-ground transmission, it also includes the yet untested 3 speed "granny-shifter", from the green Mitsubishi eclipse from the famous rice-parade, "The Fast and the Furious"
These updates have shocked boy-doriftoers around the world by introducing a first in both control and power, the series 1.5 is likened to the 1.4 with many modifications to both the running gear and chassis, but the 1.5 retains all of these features from the factory...
this may mean that soon emergency wards all around the country may soon be filled with wannabe doriftoers who run the risk of injury, and having to be rushed to a nearby hospital.
The series 1.5 ZEDPEX is expected to roll onto showroom floors in mid april.. with the first series being distributed to emergency rooms within Australia shortly After.
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thats all good and well if u want the chair to do all the work for u... its like buyin a sprinter and then u can drift.... there is no fun in that... stick to old skool.. the 1.4 will go down in history as one of the most legendary dorifto chairs ever....
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Location:
Sydney // Bexley
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January 2005
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Wed, 26 January 2005 06:46
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wheel chair doriftu aye?
try trolley doriftu next time you're at the supermarkets man...
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
south Melbourne/KL
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June 2004
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Wed, 26 January 2005 12:26
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| Nightspark wrote on Wed, 26 January 2005 17:46 |
wheel chair doriftu aye?
try trolley doriftu next time you're at the supermarkets man...
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watch the opening scene of jackass the movie
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Location:
Colac, Victoria
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May 2002
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Thu, 27 January 2005 04:27
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Takumi learned to balance his dori with a cup of water .. I mastered shopping centre drift with a lowboy flattop laiden with egg cartons or other fragile foodstuffs .. The moved on to multiple all wheel drift hauling trolleys by the 10x sliding with grace and skill between parked vehicles , avoiding them with millimeters to spare! This was at 15 , not quite takumi's age but close enough.
Now its Forklift or Shoptruck deliverys that hone my Skills , leaving my customers in awe as I " inertia drift " into their driveways
The 1.4 seems to be quite a dori legend now , and its cult status will grow around nursing homes as they balance the bedpan takumi style without flipping out thier weight bias adjustors ( passengers !)
Maybe instead of late night touge , we should be meeting at nursing homes accross the nation for Touge hospital style! The NH1 nationals maybe, at the crowning homes across the nation hosting the event! It would help them with revenue much needed , and give us a safe arena of battal! ( with optional nearby medical facilitys incase of a traumatic accident!)
I sense the dawingi of a new age of competition! Bring it on!
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Location:
Adelaide
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May 2003
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Re: I AM the drift king
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Fri, 28 January 2005 03:01
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you gotta keep the colostomy bag steady...dont want any spills!
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