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Location: toowoomba qld
Registered: March 2004
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wanker at work!
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Thu, 03 March 2005 11:13
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First of all I have too say this isn't me saying I got in an arguement at work with anyone. In fact it's pretty sick.
A mate of discovered a porno mag and an old rag behind an old air-conditioner in the toilet at work yesterday. no-body touched it or anything, we all had a good laugh about it, saying someone was having abit of fun at work by themselves.
Well we didn't know how right we were! Today, my mate was asked too clean the toilet and used his brains, got a long stick too pick the rag and porno up, and the porno was stuck to the rag?? not joking! How the hell did that happen . Someone I work withs a wanker!!! Obvisoly he didn't want to throw his throw rag away!! He wanted to comeback for seconds or something. .
The Jokes just started too flood in. "Someones a wanker"," oh well, at least he cums to work" and "well someone gets payed to play with himself"
We told the supervioser about it, he told my boss and he said "your fucking kidding me" he wasn't impressed. Can't wait for the next work meeting!!! As funny as it may sound (and was ) I also think it's pretty sick. I mean...Why would some tosser (I think I've used the right words there ) do something like that?? I could understand him doing that at home but.......FUCK?? Not at work. How do we know he didn't blow on the seat or something??? Fucking sick, must have something wrong with him.
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Location: East Maitland NSW
Registered: December 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Thu, 03 March 2005 11:48
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Funny shit man....
Where do you work?
i havent laughed so hard for so long.
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Location: Inside a giant turbo (syd...
Registered: June 2002
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Re: wanker at work!
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Thu, 03 March 2005 11:53
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haha he should just use tissues. Maybe he sits and listens to other people in the toilet while doing it? hahaha, OR MAYBE its your boss and he was ultra angry he lost his favourite rag.
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Location: central coast, NSW
Registered: April 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Thu, 03 March 2005 13:14
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how many workers are there...?
can't you eliminate them....
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Location: On your mum!
Registered: May 2002
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Re: wanker at work!
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Thu, 03 March 2005 14:11
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It was you! Why else would you try to cover it by making a fuss in the outhouse.
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I Supported Toymods
Location: Casula
Registered: January 2005
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Re: wanker at work!
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Thu, 03 March 2005 20:04
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mick wrote on Thu, 03 March 2005 22:13 | Fucking sick, must have something wrong with him.
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If so, then he clearly has the problem in hand.
f-ck , not funny Jan.
the thing is how many times has this happened before it was discovered.
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Location: c'town, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Location: Girraween,Sydney
Registered: September 2003
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Re: wanker at work!
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Thu, 03 March 2005 23:10
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rob_RA40 wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 08:19 |
"ive killed a hooker and put a semen sample from this rang onto her as evidence, you better start running"
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
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Location: Perth
Registered: October 2003
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On Probation
Location: sydney
Registered: February 2005
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 00:50
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i dont find having a bat at work is wrong........... neither do i find this thread funny
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Location: Baulko Hillo
Registered: April 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 01:28
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time2play wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 11:50 | i dont find having a bat at work is wrong........... neither do i find this thread funny
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I agree. I've found countless gacked-up rags stuck to all sorts of shit in not only the bathrooms at work.
Get over it, you child. Stop acting like a p00.....
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Location: c'town, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 01:42
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how does the old joke go
if a man says he bats hes a wanker,
if a man says he doesnt hes a lier.
i still dont follow this obsession with rags, we are talking cloth rags here? i mean wtf is the logistics of this.
*leaving for work* got my brief case, keys, wallet, sunnies, phone, ooo shit almost forgot my jizz rag.
umm hello? use a tissue or toilet paper and the flush it!!
and just for the record, i use p00..
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Location: Baulko Hillo
Registered: April 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 02:06
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rob_RA40 wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 12:42 | and just for the record, i use p00..
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Where's your copyright, p00?
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Location: Perth
Registered: October 2003
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Fri, 04 March 2005 03:24
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You dont take your rag to and from work everyday, you hide it in the aircon vent.
Sometimes you are just a stupid p00 rob!
BTW use some p00 roll to catch the jizzer but dont flush it hehe
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Location: Tassie
Registered: October 2003
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 03:38
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I only ever find "new idea" or something like that in the shitter never porn.
the rag thing worries me.
get a photo of it haha !
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Location: c'town, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 03:45
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Skip wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 14:24 | You dont take your rag to and from work everyday, you hide it in the aircon vent.
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is that so the jizz fumes can waft around the workplace for everyone to breathe?
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Location: Perth
Registered: October 2003
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 04:33
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Its not the main reason, just a bonus
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On Probation
Location: Charnwood
Registered: March 2005
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 04:55
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when I got busted in the toilets with the k-mart underwear section and a gardening glove on man I was so embarassed. Wouldn't have been so bad if the underwear section had the chicks in it but I tore out the dudes section by mistake and couldnt be bothered to go back and get the pages with the chicks. My boss wasnt real cut or nothin he just made me wash my hands good before I made any more pizza bases that night. I wasn't the first one caught either
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Location: Sydney
Registered: February 2005
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 05:08
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hahahaha, rag.
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Location: Campbelltown, NSW
Registered: November 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 05:10
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studman wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 15:55 | when I got busted in the toilets with the k-mart underwear section and a gardening glove on man I was so embarassed. Wouldn't have been so bad if the underwear section had the chicks in it but I tore out the dudes section by mistake and couldnt be bothered to go back and get the pages with the chicks. My boss wasnt real cut or nothin he just made me wash my hands good before I made any more pizza bases that night. I wasn't the first one caught either
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ahahahahahah funny cunt
im never eating pizzas again,
NOLAN
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On Probation
Location: Charnwood
Registered: March 2005
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 05:19
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nah man I washed my hands and the pizza bases get cooked and stuff. chicks and gay dudes eat it so it won't kill ya
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Location: Land of Oz
Registered: June 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 05:46
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Hi,
Well at least it was a porno mag. It could of been worse if someone dropped their jism over a Commodore magazine or The Horse Gazette.
Still, I don't understand why someone needs to have a bat at work, unless you're a cricketer.
seeyuzz
river
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Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Registered: May 2002
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 05:55
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river wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 15:46 |
Still, I don't understand why someone needs to have a bat at work, unless you're a cricketer.
seeyuzz
river
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I don't understand that either. It's something you want to take your time doing with no pressure or accidental walk-ins, at home.
Sure maybe a really really really hot chick just walked in, no need to go bat right away, go oogle her more or even better, chat her up for the possibility of the real thing.
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Location: toowoomba qld
Registered: March 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 07:45
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Quote: | I bet you flog off at work all the time. Why make such a big deal about it, if I found that shit I would have just let it be, how immature are you?
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Obviously more mature then you. Your more then likely upset as you've probably been caught wanking at work
Quote: | i dont find having a bat at work is wrong...........
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well good for you. there is a time and a place for everything and most jobs you get payed too work. Not flog yourself.
Quote: | Get over it, you child
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I'd rather be a child then a moron
Come on I'm only pointing the funny side about it
Quote: | i still dont follow this obsession with rags, we are talking cloth rags here? i mean wtf is the logistics of this
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I know,you think he would of flushed it down the toilet or something?
Well it gets worse. Today someone found two pairs of underpants (male) that had been chucked over the fence,something weird is going on??
Meat_rack : I work at a Seed Factory. At least some people find it funny
I myself don't see the point of jerking of at work??
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Location: Perth
Registered: October 2003
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 07:54
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Quote: | Obviously more mature then you. Your more then likely upset as you've probably been caught wanking at work
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Nah it doesn't upset me, people catch me wanking at work all the time cause im a pornstar.
Quote: | I know,you think he would of flushed it down the toilet or something?
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Id say a rag wouldn't flush too well.
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Location: toowoomba qld
Registered: March 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 08:08
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Quote: | Nah it doesn't upset me, people catch me wanking at work all the time cause im a pornstar.
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oh well, at least your dreams are free.
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Location: Potts Point, Sydney
Registered: October 2003
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Location: toowoomba qld
Registered: March 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 11:27
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dimmy77_03 wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 22:09 | that's freakin crazy. Don't see the need to have a tug at work tho. That being said...
I fucked my gf at work over xmas, whilst we were doing a shift from 12am-7am
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I just can't understand him blowing on a rag after wanking himself and hidding it behind an air-conditioner It's like as if he wanted it too be found!!
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Location: Potts Point, Sydney
Registered: October 2003
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 11:43
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mick wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 22:27 |
I just can't understand him blowing on a rag after wanking himself and hidding it behind an air-conditioner It's like as if he wanted it too be found!!
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oh well...looks like you've got a serial wanker on your hands
Bring it up with all your work mates, and whoever says something along the lines of "so what, there's nothing wrong with it" is your jizzer
As someone said, he probably wanted the fumes to spread
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Location: toowoomba qld
Registered: March 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 11:47
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dimmy77_03 wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 22:43 |
mick wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 22:27 |
I just can't understand him blowing on a rag after wanking himself and hidding it behind an air-conditioner It's like as if he wanted it too be found!!
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oh well...looks like you've got a serial wanker on your hands
Bring it up with all your work mates, and whoever says something along the lines of "so what, there's nothing wrong with it" is your jizzer
As someone said, he probably wanted the fumes to spread
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Location: Rockhampton QLD
Registered: July 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 04 March 2005 12:58
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funny shit
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Location: toowoomba qld
Registered: March 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Sat, 05 March 2005 12:04
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Should print that and put it on the toilet wall at work
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Location: Baulko Hillo
Registered: April 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Sun, 06 March 2005 21:27
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mick wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 18:45 |
Quote: | Get over it, you child
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I'd rather be a child then a moron
Come on I'm only pointing the funny side about it
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OMFG dude..... I was joking. It is damn funny.
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Location: toowoomba qld
Registered: March 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Mon, 07 March 2005 12:24
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AE86slut wrote on Mon, 07 March 2005 08:27 |
mick wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 18:45 |
Quote: | Get over it, you child
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I'd rather be a child then a moron
Come on I'm only pointing the funny side about it
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OMFG dude..... I was joking. It is damn funny.
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Sorry dude... I thought you were having a go at me
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: May 2002
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Location: Sydney
Registered: November 2003
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 25 March 2005 12:31
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fark man u must work in a real SEEDy area to have that kinda shit to go down. haha
sorry i couldnt help myself
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Location: toowoomba qld
Registered: March 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 25 March 2005 12:51
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domasik wrote on Fri, 25 March 2005 23:31 | fark man u must work in a real SEEDy area to have that kinda shit to go down. haha
sorry i couldnt help myself
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I couldn't agree any more
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I Supported Toymods
Location: Wollongong
Registered: June 2003
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 25 March 2005 13:11
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I wanna get some of that spray forensics use that indicates sperm n shit. I would be spraying the shit all over the toilet seats so i know its safe to sit ha
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I supported Toymods
Location: Sydney
Registered: April 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 25 March 2005 13:15
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Place a poster in the toilet saying that new survaliance camera's have been placed.
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Location: toowoomba qld
Registered: March 2004
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Fri, 25 March 2005 13:22
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nightdevil wrote on Sat, 26 March 2005 00:11 | I wanna get some of that spray forensics use that indicates sperm n shit. I would be spraying the shit all over the toilet seats so i know its safe to sit ha
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It makes ya wonder if it is safe too sit down. Scarry thought
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Location: Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
Registered: August 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 25 March 2005 13:47
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You can always squat over the bowl
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Location: toowoomba qld
Registered: March 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 25 March 2005 13:51
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towe_001 wrote on Sat, 26 March 2005 00:47 | You can always squat over the bowl
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I supported Toymods
Location: Sydney
Registered: April 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 25 March 2005 14:02
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It's f*ckin hard to point down with a hard on
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Location: Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
Registered: August 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 25 March 2005 15:11
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And there you have it. Don't touch the walls, ceiling, the door and be extra careful of the floor
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I Supported Toymods
Location: Casula
Registered: January 2005
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Re: wanker at work!
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Fri, 25 March 2005 22:04
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mick wrote on Fri, 25 March 2005 23:51 |
domasik wrote on Fri, 25 March 2005 23:31 | fark man u must work in a real SEEDy area to have that kinda shit to go down. haha
sorry i couldnt help myself
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I couldn't agree any more
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Well, It is a seed factory. he was just doing a stocktake.
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Location: Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
Registered: August 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Sat, 26 March 2005 09:49
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Just couldn't but help to add a little, hum ?
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Location: Potts Point, Sydney
Registered: October 2003
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Location: Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered: November 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Sat, 26 March 2005 10:39
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dimmy77_03 wrote on Sat, 26 March 2005 21:33 |
checks202 wrote on Sat, 26 March 2005 01:02 | It's f*ckin hard to point down with a hard on
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it's not that hard...it's like doing 'the teacup' with a chick
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he's talking about when you've got a big one happenin
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Location: Potts Point, Sydney
Registered: October 2003
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Sat, 26 March 2005 10:48
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i know...can't get it perpendicular, but as far as you can go
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: June 2002
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Sun, 27 March 2005 20:41
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isnt it teabagging?
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Location: Potts Point, Sydney
Registered: October 2003
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Re: wanker at work!
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Mon, 28 March 2005 08:19
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my mad...it's "Teabagging"
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Location: Liverpool, Sydney
Registered: September 2004
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Mon, 28 March 2005 10:10
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Whats teabagging?
=^.^=
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Location: Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered: November 2004
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Location: Liverpool, Sydney
Registered: September 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Mon, 28 March 2005 11:05
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... i wouldnt have asked if i didnt want to know!
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Location: Coffs Harbour
Registered: October 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Mon, 28 March 2005 11:39
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all i gotta say is anyone who wanks at work is fucked up in the head
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Location: Coffs Harbour
Registered: October 2004
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Re: wanker at work!
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Mon, 28 March 2005 11:40
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oh and needs to get out more, i mean jesus fuckin christ cant u wait a few hours till u can get a girl or somethin or go home.
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Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Registered: May 2002
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Re: wanker at work!
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Mon, 28 March 2005 12:17
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Jorrs wrote on Mon, 28 March 2005 21:40 | oh and needs to get out more, i mean jesus fuckin christ cant u wait a few hours till u can get a girl or somethin or go home.
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Yea, gotta be an absolute looser if you don't have better porn at home.
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On Probation
Location: sydney
Registered: February 2005
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Re: wanker at work!
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Mon, 28 March 2005 12:42
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wen u gotta bat, u gotta bat.
teh peni5 runs teh bra1n.
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Location: Arthurs Creek, Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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Re: wanker at work!
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Tue, 29 March 2005 02:02
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There's something wrong with you if you can't control the bat..
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Location: Tassie
Registered: October 2003
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Re: wanker at work!
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Tue, 29 March 2005 02:06
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Sex at work is fine
tugging at work is wrong.
simple
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