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Earthquake rocks Macquarie Fields!
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Tue, 08 March 2005 04:52
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Taken from the Sydney Morning Herald:
EARTHQUAKE ROCKS Macquarie Fields
A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the early
hours of this morning, with the epicentre in Macquarie Fields
Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering, F**kin ell and Whadda cant. The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately $30.00 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from the Torana Appreciation Society and the Macquarie Fields Progress Hall were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed.
Many locals were woken well before their welfare check arrived.
Sydney Radio reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in the area.
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Jerry Springer the next morning".
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime carried on as normal.
The Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Vegemite to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, which include benefit books, Canterbury shirts, jewellery from Priceline and bone china from Go Lo.
***************** HOW YOU CAN HELP******************
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing, parcels for those unfortunate to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Items most needed include: baseball caps, tracksuit tops (his and hers), Shell
Suits (female), white sport socks, sturdy boots and any other items usually sold in Op Shops.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include, Pluto Pops, Donna Kebabs, McDonalds, KFC, ice cream and cans of Red Bull, Bacardi Breezer, or Special Brew.
If you would prefer to donate money, 25c buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms; $5.00 buys chips, savaloys and gherkins, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9; $10.00 will pay for a packet of Benson & Hedges and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
PLEASE do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of posh housing is unfair on the population of the neighbouring areas.
********************* BREAKING NEWS*********************
Rescue workers have found a girl in the rubble smothered in claret. When asked "Where are you bleeding from?" the girl replied "The Fields - wossat got ter do wiv you?"
[Updated on: Tue, 08 March 2005 05:03]
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Campbelltown
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Re: Earthquake rocks Macquarie Fields!
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Tue, 08 March 2005 05:01
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you spelt Jerry Springer wrong 
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Canberra
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October 2002
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Re: Earthquake rocks Macquarie Fields!
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Tue, 08 March 2005 05:01
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Campbelltown
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Re: Earthquake rocks Macquarie Fields!
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Tue, 08 March 2005 05:02
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very funny to
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Re: Earthquake rocks Macquarie Fields!
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Tue, 08 March 2005 05:05
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Jerry corrected, I didn't pick that up! I can't take any credit for the article, it's an old one that was sent to me a while back. It is a good laugh though!
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Re: Earthquake rocks Macquarie Fields!
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Tue, 08 March 2005 05:23
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Tue, 08 March 2005 05:34
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reminds me of this:
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Sydney
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September 2003
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Re: Earthquake rocks Macquarie Fields!
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Tue, 08 March 2005 06:25
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New Game Coming Out :
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Baulko Hillo
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Re: Earthquake rocks Macquarie Fields!
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Tue, 08 March 2005 06:31
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| ae86slaver wrote on Tue, 08 March 2005 16:34 |
reminds me of this:
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"You turned 13, have a baby"
"Fall on your milk crate coffee table, go back 3 steps"
"Beat your wife, go back 2 steps"
ROFL!!!
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Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Re: Earthquake rocks Macquarie Fields!
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Tue, 08 March 2005 09:33
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Thats GOLD!!!
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Northmead
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December 2003
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Re: Earthquake rocks Macquarie Fields!
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Tue, 08 March 2005 11:12
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Will they accept Winfield Blues in the care packages?
Have a few spare sets of ugg boots i could send them for this winter 
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March 2004
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Re: Earthquake rocks Macquarie Fields!
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Tue, 08 March 2005 12:46
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| ae86slaver wrote on Tue, 08 March 2005 16:34 |
reminds me of this:
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