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Colac, Victoria
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May 2002
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Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Tue, 19 April 2005 12:53
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Weve had caption teh massif dong - now heres another toymods image that begs for comments - Post em up guys !!
hehehe 
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Location:
Rockhampton QLD
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Tue, 19 April 2005 12:57
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"wow those aerodynamic racing purple mirrors gave her 50hp more atw!"
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Location:
Rockhampton QLD
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Tue, 19 April 2005 12:58
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"and theres where the v-tech kicked in"
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Location:
Sydney
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February 2005
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Tue, 19 April 2005 13:03
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"What the hell? This can't be right? Nothing has negative horsepower?"
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Tue, 19 April 2005 13:07
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see... when you enable this 'FULY SIK' mode - it's set in the preferences window down there - well the dyno will then read an extra 80Kw in any gear or mode...
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
September 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Tue, 19 April 2005 13:14
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I dont know if you guys know, but that a 3sgte rav4 , and caption "Damn 300kw at the wheels, my RUF Porsche has trouble making that much power", as you can see owner is smiling and dyno tuner is frowning  .
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Location:
Rockhampton QLD
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Tue, 19 April 2005 13:17
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 spoil sport
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Location:
Perth, WA
Registered:
December 2004
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Tue, 19 April 2005 15:04
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"Ahhahha, its funny, see the kid getting kicked through the window?, your so immature!"
Eldar.O.
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Location:
Northmead
Registered:
December 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Tue, 19 April 2005 22:50
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.....and at this point, you get miss pacman to go up, eat this power up, and chase the monsters to here. And that is how you will get another 10hp....
(computer games intergrated into engine computers)
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Location:
NSW Engadine
Registered:
June 2003
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Location:
1st street on the right
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 01:32
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Owner: "What? Only 80RWKW!"
Dyno Guy: "Yeah to read more we have to tell the dyno it's a hektic turbo VL Bro"
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
February 2005
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 02:03
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All this trouble, and it still makes less power than our EVO which has toasted Josh 
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Banned user
Location:
ADELAIDE - The Drift City
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 02:03
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"Check the rack out on that!!"
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 02:26
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dynoguy:
ok now lets see wat mechanic kittah has to sayy..
mechanickitteh:
80kw at wheels bro..
owner:
thats impossible.. these mirrors alone give me 50kw atw...
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
February 2005
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I supported Toymods
Location:
I renounced punctuation
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 02:41
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RUF dude: Stuff the car. Look at this dude!!
Bespectacled individual: OMG! She put that in her....WTF is the donkey about to... ohhhh noooo... that's amazing
RUF dude: Mate! Her parents would be proud!
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 02:43
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Dynoguy: Is that a hand controller or an Apexi Gameboy?
Andrew: Nahh man its an Apexi Powah FC!
Dynoguy: Damn... then I suppose keeping all the little blocks right down the bottom wasn't a good thing.
Andrew: Hmm... those were fuel maps... down the bottom means less fuel... might explain the knocking.
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Location:
Colac, Victoria
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 02:44
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version 1:
Andrew: Red 9 on black 10
Dyno Dude: Ahh thanks !
Version 2:
Andrew: " danger to the manifoldz ??"
Dyno dude: " Shut uuuppp! * slaps screen *
version 3 :
Dyno dude: Man that chick from startrek voyager is hawt!
version 4:
Dyno dude: What ? You installed windows 98 on your ECU ?? no wonder it keeps crashing!
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Registered:
May 2002
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Wollongong, NSW
Registered:
December 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 02:57
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"THIS point is where the dyno snapped in half, and so using a complicated equation, THIS is exactly what we're going to do to the Dyno Dynamics technician...."
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 04:25
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| Tats wrote on Wed, 20 April 2005 12:57 |
"THIS point is where the dyno snapped in half, and so using a complicated equation, THIS is exactly what we're going to do to the Dyno Dynamics technician...."
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Not funny - one of my mates just started working for Dyno Dynamics - It could be him that gets (*^%*%$# ! !
oh yeah:
Dyno guy: See, you type this messed-up stuff into google, . .
Andrew: Shouldn't we do a power-run, or look at a/f Ratio's or something??
Dyno guy: HAhahahaha - nah mate, EFI cars all tune themselves, this whole workshop is just a front to let us surf the 'net for porn 8-hours a day, away from the missus!
Andrew: SWEEET ! ! 
Dyno guy: Yeah, pretty cool eh?
Andrew: got any apprenticeships going dude ? ? ?
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 04:41
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"see this is where the flux capacit0rz kicks in and the vtech falls off, and here is where you disrupt the space time continueom"
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 04:48
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and after installing a polariser you get this much smoother curve and 100rwkw extra that'll be 5000 dollars thanks.
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Wollongong, NSW
Registered:
December 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 05:19
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| st184 sillycar wrote on Wed, 20 April 2005 14:25 |
| Tats wrote on Wed, 20 April 2005 12:57 |
"THIS point is where the dyno snapped in half, and so using a complicated equation, THIS is exactly what we're going to do to the Dyno Dynamics technician...."
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Not funny - one of my mates just started working for Dyno Dynamics - It could be him that gets (*^%*%$# ! !
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I didn't take pics of what the dyno looked like when we first arrived at the workshop (they managed to get it back together). Ask you mate if he was copping all sorts of abuse down the phone on Saturday afternoon 
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Location:
Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered:
November 2004
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 07:31
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| Classique71 wrote on Wed, 20 April 2005 12:44 |
version 4:
Dyno dude: What ? You installed windows 98 on your ECU ?? no wonder it keeps crashing!
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sorry, but im no good at this sort of thing 
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 09:11
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other dood;
the strawberry!!!!!!, no.. eat the strawberry!! ITS WORTH 250!!
dood at screen;
dont you think i know that.
other dood;
you treat me like a child..
dood at screen;
i dont like the way you condescend me.
other dood;
stop it..
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth, Western Australia
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 10:15
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"Now when two people love each other in a very special way, ..."
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
September 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 10:34
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dyno dude: ..look graig loundes is beating skaife
andrew: ..thinking am i paying this guy to watch the v8s , at $100 an hour 
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Location:
sydney
Registered:
August 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 10:44
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"oh that goatse" 
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Location:
Gold Coast
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 10:56
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WTF? This isn't need for speed ugerground 2. I WANT MY MONEY BACK ASSHOLE!
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
September 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 11:08
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dyno guy : "that looks like your dyno graph, though i have been wrong before"  .
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Location:
Bunbury, W.A.
Registered:
January 2005
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 11:49
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Dyno guy: Hey dude is that your mum? Nice jugs!
Other guy: Yeah, they're not bad!
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Registered:
August 2002
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Location:
VIC, Sth Frankston.
Registered:
July 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Wed, 20 April 2005 22:40
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Dyno Guy: With this inbuilt camera you can see yourself anytime of the day.
Other guy: Hmm, I do have a nice set of tits, eh...
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Thu, 21 April 2005 01:44
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Dynoguy: Jesus! 380AWKw from a 5SFE thats been destroked and boosted! Unbelievable!
Andrew: And you said that those stage 3 neons wouldn't increase powah... look who's smiling now!
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Location:
Wollongong
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Thu, 21 April 2005 06:24
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Dynoguy; "and you see here, this is where the quadro-bipole commecorator actuated the induced electro-enhaced EMF into the flux capacitator causing this small funny snail thingy to whirly whirl around you see?"
Other guy thinking "just smile and nod  "
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Sutho/Hills NSW
Registered:
September 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Thu, 21 April 2005 06:43
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Dyno guy: "do you like me in the bonds underwear or the tommy hilfieger?"
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Location:
sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Thu, 21 April 2005 07:22
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you can see here right next to the oil spots exactly what point the conrod went thought the block
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Thu, 21 April 2005 07:31
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Dyno guy : Owww hang on im just flicking over to days of our lives
rav4 dude: owww owww is this the one where she dies and comes back???
dyno guy : ohh yess it is!! and she marrys her brother the priest!
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Location:
Melbourne, VIC
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Thu, 21 April 2005 08:22
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| bathurst-91 wrote on Wed, 20 April 2005 19:11 |
other dood;
the strawberry!!!!!!, no.. eat the strawberry!! ITS WORTH 250!!
dood at screen;
dont you think i know that.
other dood;
you treat me like a child..
dood at screen;
i dont like the way you condescend me.
other dood;
stop it..
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hehehehehehe
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Location:
1st street on the right
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Thu, 21 April 2005 12:58
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"And this is how quickly you could have paid off you home load if you hadn't modded the car"
or
Dyno guy"This is a projected image of what Nicki Webster will look like when we feed through the intake."
Rav Dude"Well thats simply not acceptable, theres blood on the valves"
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Location:
Sutherland Shire!!
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Thu, 21 April 2005 13:12
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Dyno guy"This is a projected image of what Nicki Webster will look like when we feed through the intake."
Rav Dude"Well thats simply not acceptable, theres blood on the valves"[/quote]
dyno guy- maybe if i just point at stuff on the screen he'll go away
other bloke- this guy knows his s##t
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On Probation
Location:
sydney
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Fri, 22 April 2005 03:42
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Ruf Dude: "Did you see the way that chimpanzee climbed the tree!!!"
Other Dude: (in amazement) "i wish i was a monkey"
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Location:
VIC, Sth Frankston.
Registered:
July 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Fri, 22 April 2005 04:04
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Dyno guy: This is what your readout looks like before we dyno your vehicle.
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Location:
Wollongong
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Sat, 23 April 2005 10:49
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dyno guy "we might make more power if we take the mouse out of the excersise wheel and replace it with a rat. that should give it more grunt"
other dude "will the rat bolt straight up to the gear box?"
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Sat, 23 April 2005 10:52
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dyno guy: Ten bucks says Mr Squiggle can't draw anything with that.
Rav Gt4: I don't know mate he's pretty good your on.
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
September 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Sat, 23 April 2005 11:28
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dyno dude: "as you can see your flux capacitor is not boosting above 6000rpm, giving you only 300kw@wheels, what you need is teh new Super-x flux capacitor to make 500kw@wheels on 7psi boost"
michael: "yes il have two thanks"
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Sun, 24 April 2005 05:46
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Dynodude: Now which dyno graph can I interest you in?
Andrew: What are they worth?
Dynodude: 200kW for $500, 300kW for $1,000, 400kW for $2,000
Andrew: I'll take the 300kW thanks mate.
Dynodude: Can I interest you in the optional perfect A/F ratio for an additional $500?
Andrew: Nahh just leave the stock rich graph... its more believable.
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Location:
Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered:
November 2004
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Sun, 24 April 2005 08:12
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hehe, conspiracy, eh?
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Location:
1st street on the right
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Sun, 24 April 2005 08:32
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| screech wrote on Sat, 23 April 2005 20:49 |
dyno guy "we might make more power if we take the mouse out of the excersise wheel and replace it with a rat. that should give it more grunt"
other dude "will the rat bolt straight up to the gear box?"
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Dyno guy "No. There isn't a bellhousing for the rat. But I heard Kristan had a R154 hamster going cheap, mind you you probably won't see it before dyno day 2007."
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Sun, 24 April 2005 08:52
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| clubagreenie wrote on Sun, 24 April 2005 18:02 |
| screech wrote on Sat, 23 April 2005 20:49 |
dyno guy "we might make more power if we take the mouse out of the excersise wheel and replace it with a rat. that should give it more grunt"
other dude "will the rat bolt straight up to the gear box?"
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Dyno guy "No. There isn't a bellhousing for the rat. But I heard Kristan had a R154 hamster going cheap, mind you you probably won't see it before dyno day 2007."
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Location:
Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered:
January 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Sun, 24 April 2005 09:49
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| Toobs wrote on Sun, 24 April 2005 15:46 |
Dynodude: Now which dyno graph can I interest you in?
Andrew: What are they worth?
Dynodude: 200kW for $500, 300kW for $1,000, 400kW for $2,000
Andrew: I'll take the 300kW thanks mate.
Dynodude: Can I interest you in the optional perfect A/F ratio for an additional $500?
Andrew: Nahh just leave the stock rich graph... its more believable.
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LOL, Noice
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Sun, 24 April 2005 12:21
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WTF, a hachi with LESS than 300bhp!!!
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Location:
Wollongong
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Sun, 24 April 2005 15:16
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| clubagreenie wrote on Sun, 24 April 2005 18:32 |
| screech wrote on Sat, 23 April 2005 20:49 |
dyno guy "we might make more power if we take the mouse out of the excersise wheel and replace it with a rat. that should give it more grunt"
other dude "will the rat bolt straight up to the gear box?"
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Dyno guy "No. There isn't a bellhousing for the rat. But I heard Kristan had a R154 hamster going cheap, mind you you probably won't see it before dyno day 2007."
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other dude; i guess we will just have to supercharge the mouse, and give it a 250 shot of Swiss cheese!
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Location:
NSW Engadine
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Mon, 25 April 2005 09:36
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| Lench wrote on Wed, 20 April 2005 20:44 |
"oh that goatse"
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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I supported Toymods
Location:
melbourne
Registered:
June 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Mon, 25 April 2005 11:08
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"wow, a dyno graph"
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Mon, 25 April 2005 12:21
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Other dude - Dyno guy whats a muppet?
Dyno guy - Well its not quite a mop, and its not quite a puppet, but man hehehehehahahaheheheh......So to answer your question i dont know.
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
October 2002
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Mon, 25 April 2005 13:58
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rav dude: see if u put it in B Spec u get more time to do other shit
dyno guy: cheat
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Casula
Registered:
January 2005
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Re: Caption Comp! What the Dyno dude saw!
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Mon, 25 April 2005 23:08
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