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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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August 2002
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 bad day at work?
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Fri, 22 November 2002 00:11
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When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:
1. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section.
2. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson." Be very sure you get this brand.
3. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone, so you will not be disturbed during your therapy
4. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.
5. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
6. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."
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I supported Toymods
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Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: bad day at work?
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Fri, 22 November 2002 00:21
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I was actually having one of the worst days until I read this.
Very Funny
Cya
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I supported Toymods
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sydney
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May 2002
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Re: bad day at work?
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Fri, 22 November 2002 02:53
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hahaha...
that Job has really gotta suck...
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I supported Toymods
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Sydney
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June 2002
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Re: bad day at work?
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Fri, 22 November 2002 03:07
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yeah thats a real shitty job.
(LITERALY)
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Location:
Adelaide and Queenstown T...
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September 2002
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Re: bad day at work?
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Fri, 22 November 2002 03:44
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I don't want to know how you found this out and why you needed to read the full instructions on a J&J rectal thermometer  .
I hope you are feeling better now!
Have a nice day 
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Club Member
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Sydney, NSW
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May 2002
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Re: bad day at work?
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Sat, 23 November 2002 12:10
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Hehehe... Funny shit...
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Melbourne
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May 2002
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Re: bad day at work?
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Sat, 23 November 2002 19:55
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Hey... what about if a guy who works for J&J, doing that particular job, reads this after having.. well, you know what he has to go through a thousand times a day at work.. haha
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Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: bad day at work?
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Sat, 23 November 2002 23:29
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As far as i know theres no need for humans to use anal thermometers....
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