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Thu, 16 June 2005 12:53
 
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dont really know any pickup lines.
just walk up "hi, my names eldar, wanna dance/can i buy you a drink"
although, getting a females phone number, after ive made aquiantences, i walk up and poke them with my phone.
they grab it and chuck their number in.
Eldar.O.
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Thu, 16 June 2005 13:48
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I don't like pick up lines it looks like the guy is trying too hard. If all else fails, try being sincere and just having a normal conversation without using corny lines
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I Supported Toymods
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Thu, 16 June 2005 14:22
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| soarerchic wrote on Thu, 16 June 2005 23:48 |
I don't like pick up lines it looks like the guy is trying too hard. If all else fails, try being sincere and just having a normal conversation without using corny lines
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Heh... I'd use something so corny and stupid it would actually make the girl laugh. That way there is no need to break the ice; its already broken 
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Thu, 16 June 2005 14:42
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[/quote] Heh... I'd use something so corny and stupid it would actually make the girl laugh. That way there is no need to break the ice; its already broken [/quote]
Surely you have enough natural wit and charm without resorting to corny and stupid 
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Official Cruise Dude
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Fri, 17 June 2005 00:29
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hay baby u like Chocolate because ive got half a bar
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I Supported Toymods
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Lwr Templestowe, Melbourne
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Fri, 17 June 2005 00:32
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| puzzle man wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 10:29 |
hay baby u like Chocolate because ive got half a bar
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Mate... aren't you married?? No more pick up lines for you!
As for having natural wit and charm... well, some of us aren't bestowed with every talent from birth 
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Thornlie (Perth)
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Fri, 17 June 2005 00:51
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i love it how guys have to actually try to get a girl to like them, all i have to do is sit on the train to work minding my own business and guys start talking to me
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South Australia
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July 2002
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Fri, 17 June 2005 02:09
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missa -> Yeah I don't do the whole talking to strange girls thing anymore - there's no point to it at all! Chicks dig the attention too much as well
As for a pick up line, hmmm - I only know crap ones like "Is that a mirror in your pocket or can I see me in your pants". Or - uhhh - "Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?". Anyone who actually knows good/useable pick up lines is a lame-o 
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Fri, 17 June 2005 02:11
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Scene: a crowded noisy night club where you have to yell to speak to someone
Guy: "would you like to dance"
Girl: "NO!"
Guy: "I said you look fat in those pants hehehe" Guy walks away.
Pick up lines are like using lures for fishing, I have never seen anyone use either successfully 
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Newcastle
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June 2004
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Fri, 17 June 2005 02:29
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Not that i use these pic up lines i found some of them pretty funny,
1. "Come on you'll do"
2. "I may be ugly but im the only guy talking to u"
3. Guy: "wanna come back to mine for sex and pizza?"
Girls: "No"
Guy: "U dont like pizza?"
Cant remember any others but will grab some more if i find them.
Warning: Use these pick up lines at your own risk, i take no responsibility for any outcomes
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Fri, 17 June 2005 02:32
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Who needs pick-up lines when you drive COROLLA 
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I Supported Toymods
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Lwr Templestowe, Melbourne
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August 2004
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Fri, 17 June 2005 02:32
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"Why don't you come over and sit on my lap.. and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"...
This is guaranteed to either get you a laugh.... or a knee to the nuts
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Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Fri, 17 June 2005 02:35
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| ke382TG wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 12:32 |
Who needs pick-up lines when you drive COROLLA
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yeah cos all the poofs are already chasing you
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Perth
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Fri, 17 June 2005 02:53
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| missa wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 08:51 |
i love it how guys have to actually try to get a girl to like them, all i have to do is sit on the train to work minding my own business and guys start talking to me
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Its because you are good looking. (Assuming thats you in the Avatar)
If you were unattractive, you would have a very peaceful, quiet trip to work.
It takes some balls to talk to strange girls, so guys are not going to go through the effort to talk to some strange girl thats going to frighten the shit out of them when they wake up next to them.
Thats what beers for
-Adam
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Fri, 17 June 2005 03:25
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ROFL! Man there are some classics there. Ah, this kinda isn't a line but its retalliation -
guy: "how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
girl: "......unfertilised...."
Thanks
Troy
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Newcastle, Australia
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Fri, 17 June 2005 03:26
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| ke382TG wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 12:11 |
Pick up lines are like using lures for fishing, I have never seen anyone use either successfully
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I've caught plenty of fish with lures Never really needed to try pickup lines, I do fine without
Here's a few to keep you amused though
http://ribfeast.no-ip.com/pickuplines.txt
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Fri, 17 June 2005 05:01
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[quote title=ke382TG wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 12:11]Scene: a crowded noisy night club where you have to yell to speak to someone
Guy: "would you like to dance"
Girl: "NO!"
Guy: "I said you look fat in those pants hehehe" Guy walks away.
lol thats funny!! any chick thats says no rudely deserves that
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Camden, NSW
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Fri, 17 June 2005 05:36
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this is sorta a pick up line i guess...
You see the girl you want to approach and you say "excuse me" to get her to stop whatever she was doing and then follow that with "I just wanted to say Thanks".
Now any girls will be thinking wtf? right about now and will presumably ask why is that?
you then continue by saying "Have you ever had one of those days where you just dont feel right? Where your not really happy, but your not really sad? (she will say yes) Then suddenly as your going about your own business you somehow manage to bump into someone with an incredible smile that just lightens up the entire room and makes you feel happy for the rest of the day?"
She will then smile and blush etc and KABOOM, your into a convo with her without her feeling like your trying to hard or just trying to get her into bed
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Fri, 17 June 2005 05:41
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| thug_immortal wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 15:36 |
this is sorta a pick up line i guess...
You see the girl you want to approach and you say "excuse me" to get her to stop whatever she was doing and then follow that with "I just wanted to say Thanks".
Now any girls will be thinking wtf? right about now and will presumably ask why is that?
you then continue by saying "Have you ever had one of those days where you just dont feel right? Where your not really happy, but your not really sad? (she will say yes) Then suddenly as your going about your own business you somehow manage to bump into someone with an incredible smile that just lightens up the entire room and makes you feel happy for the rest of the day?"
She will then smile and blush etc and KABOOM, your into a convo with her without her feeling like your trying to hard or just trying to get her into bed
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woah ho ho you soft cock!!!
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Camden, NSW
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Fri, 17 June 2005 05:50
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its not my thing, my mate uses it all the time.
It seems to work for him though as he has a high success rate with it.
im more a introduce yourself n try n get em to laugh n lighten up type of guy
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Fri, 17 June 2005 06:24
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| xolent wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 15:41 |
| thug_immortal wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 15:36 |
this is sorta a pick up line i guess...
You see the girl you want to approach and you say "excuse me" to get her to stop whatever she was doing and then follow that with "I just wanted to say Thanks".
...etc etc etc...
She will then smile and blush etc and KABOOM, your into a convo with her without her feeling like your trying to hard or just trying to get her into bed
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woah ho ho you soft cock!!!
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that way is ghey
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sydney
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January 2003
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Fri, 17 June 2005 06:27
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"did you just fart? , cause you blew me away" lol heard it on tv ages ago.
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Melbourne, bayside
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March 2004
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Fri, 17 June 2005 06:50
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"Is that a ladder on your leg or a stairway to heaven?"
Julzy
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Brisbane
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October 2004
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Fri, 17 June 2005 07:24
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| julian wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 16:50 |
"Is that a ladder on your leg or a stairway to heaven?"
Julzy
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Dude..wtf.. I hope you're female. By the looks of things you aren't though.
 
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Pine Rivers QLD
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April 2005
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Fri, 17 June 2005 07:31
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that could be taken two ways. he did say ladder on you LEG not in you pants
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Sydney, Shire
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April 2004
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Fri, 17 June 2005 07:34
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fat penguin....
its a good ice breaker
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I supported Toymods
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melbourne
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June 2002
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Sydney
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Fri, 17 June 2005 23:38
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i picked up one of the best chicks ever after i got dared to walk up and in a really unconfident voice and say......
sooo.... do you like,,, stuff??
she cracked up! i quickly explained that it was a dare and we ended up rooting for days
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Adelaide
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September 2003
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Sat, 18 June 2005 01:22
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| riceburna73 wrote on Sat, 18 June 2005 09:38 |
i picked up one of the best chicks ever after i got dared to walk up and in a really unconfident voice and say......
sooo.... do you like,,, stuff??
she cracked up! i quickly explained that it was a dare and we ended up rooting for days
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January 2005
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Sat, 18 June 2005 01:43
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i reacon pick up lines are just funny. i use em to have a laugh, n if u claim that u dont need them, ur a cocky fucker rnt ya lol
here ones,
guy: Hey, you wanna, uhhh, dance?
girl: oh, no i think ill be okay. (or wateva nic way of saying 'no').
guy: oh come on, i lowered my standards for you...
i wouldnt recommened using that one and expecting to much more than a slap in the face. ahahahha
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Tassie
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October 2003
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Sat, 18 June 2005 02:19
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I don't ask girls to dance and if i do i don't meant it.
I'm no usher.
Here is a funny one.
Dude: have you ever tripped over a tree stump ?
Girl: No
Dude: How about a root ?
Once i was really drunk at a party at my house and i saw this girl sitting by herself on the couch drinking champagne.
That song "wifey" by next was on and i mimed all the words to the song while looking her dead in the eye and she just about jumped me !
I fucked her without saying a single word to her !
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On Probation
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sydney
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February 2005
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Sat, 18 June 2005 02:32
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my pick up line lies in my pants, just unzip and let it do the talking
no seriously now,
"I got $50 and a rolla, wanna dance?"
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sydney, nearest store nea...
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November 2004
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Sat, 18 June 2005 05:20
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"hi, my name is poh whats your favourite colour?"
chicks dig that shit
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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Sat, 18 June 2005 07:15
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Hi,
I'm married so lukcily I don't have to resort to pick-up lines.
Though sometimes it's fun when a girl smiles at me to say "Back off bitch, I'm married".
seeyuzz
river
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VIC, Sth Frankston.
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July 2003
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Sat, 18 June 2005 09:19
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"I think I like you" - doesn't work 
"I own a supra, please date me" - too afraid to test, too many rejections with the first one has me hurt.
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Lwr Templestowe, Melbourne
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August 2004
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Sat, 18 June 2005 09:23
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| ViPeR_NiPPleX wrote on Sat, 18 June 2005 19:19 |
"I own a supra, please date me"
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LOL  That would probably work for a few minutes... until they find out which exact model supra we had
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Brisbane
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March 2005
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Sat, 18 June 2005 13:41
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personally i sum up the situation, if they look like they crave attention i leave em alone.. forget em im not here to stroke anyones ego and girls are the worst for it.. i also hate drink hussies  ill never buy em a drink until ive got somewhere 1st,
but anyways a line is
"are you a postman?"
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"because i thought i just saw you checkin out my package"
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Melbourne
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May 2004
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Sun, 19 June 2005 01:54
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That shirt is very becoming on you....
Of course if i was on you, i'd becoming too!
Havent tried it, except with good chick mates,
Jezza
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Tassie
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October 2003
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Sun, 19 June 2005 03:57
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Hey i'm sorry but could you show me that beautiful smile again ?
*she smiles and blushes*
Oh wow those are the best teeth i've ever dreamt of cumming across !
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Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Sun, 19 June 2005 08:27
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some classics here. In all honesty pick-up lines are just for a laugh. My current girlfriend approached me, so i didn't have to do a thing
Possible pick-up line:
"Can we play army? I lay down and you blow the fuck out of me"
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Sun, 19 June 2005 16:33
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The best one I've heard was one that was used on me years ago:
"Will you get on with me?"
"Uh...no...sorry..."
<He goes away, then comes back>
"Do you want to get on with my friend?"
Lamest I've heard:
"Hi Angel, say hi to Charlie for me"
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Melbourne
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June 2004
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Mon, 20 June 2005 06:57
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This may sound implausible, but:
Me: Whopper "with cheese" meal please. .
Her: Scchheweww cchhh cchhh sssshhhhhh hhhh
Me: No, regular is fine . . . . . .
Her: SccchhhhhhDrive chhThrough Pleassscchcchchhh
Much grinning and gushing from the (cute) drive-thru chick followed.. . . Sadly I didn't press home the advantage, but long story short,
Chicks DIG the Skyline ! !
Who woulda thunk it, eh?
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Perth
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May 2004
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Mon, 20 June 2005 07:11
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| st184 sillycar wrote on Mon, 20 June 2005 14:57 |
Chicks DIG the Skyline ! !
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Try it without a prop and I bet you choke.
-Adam
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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May 2002
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Mon, 20 June 2005 07:15
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| st184 sillycar wrote on Mon, 20 June 2005 14:57 |
Chicks DIG the Skyline ! !
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Thats cos there is a million other ones around for her to gain a recognization of it.
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Melbourne, bayside
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March 2004
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Mon, 20 June 2005 08:59
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erioticar wtf are u on about????????
Its a joke carm down,
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Brisbane
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October 2004
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Mon, 20 June 2005 11:57
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| julian wrote on Mon, 20 June 2005 18:59 |
erioticar wtf are u on about????????
Its a joke carm down,
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Yeah man, don't stress.. I figured it was a joke, I was just a little intrigued as to the validity of it. Was a little worried at the results if I were to use it on a female.
 
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Brisbane
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January 2005
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Tue, 21 June 2005 00:39
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alrighty, looks like ive got some entertainment at some girls expense next time i go out wit da boys
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Melbourne
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June 2004
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Tue, 21 June 2005 01:23
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| acreese wrote on Mon, 20 June 2005 17:11 |
| st184 sillycar wrote on Mon, 20 June 2005 14:57 |
Chicks DIG the Skyline ! !
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Try it without a prop and I bet you choke.
-Adam
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME ! ? ! ? ! 
I'd have to punch MYSELF if I rolled up next to a beautiful chicky-babe and tried some : "Look at my car - it's hot like me. Get in so we can go somewhere to root."
I mean, SERIOUSLY!
Does anyone actually try that? I'm pretty sure 95% of girls couldn't give a flying-frig what cars guys drive. (as long as it's not like, totally gay)
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Liverpool
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February 2005
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Tue, 21 June 2005 01:40
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What about:
"My face is leaving at 10 o'clock. Be on it"
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Sydney NSW
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July 2004
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Tue, 21 June 2005 23:38
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| ViPeR_NiPPleX wrote on Sat, 18 June 2005 19:19 |
"I own a supra, please date me" - too afraid to test, too many rejections with the first one has me hurt.
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I think the best you can expect from this is pity sex.
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Brisbane
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October 2004
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Wed, 22 June 2005 00:49
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u - "how many polar bears does it take to change a light bulb???"
her - "ummm i dunnno"
u - "me neither... but it's enough to break the ice..."
(follow up with something witty, like.. "so... how about that weather?")
lol... there's some gold out there
and i have it on good authority that this one works well...
walk up to a girl, and say "hi, just had to let you know your beautiful" then walk off...
if she's half interesting curiosity will get the better of her, and she'll come to talk, some guy tried that with my EX, now they're together for good...
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Lansvale, Sydney
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January 2005
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Wed, 22 June 2005 03:57
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Best pick up lines i heard are from the "family guy"
Quamister:
1. "you must be a parking ticket, cause you are mighty fine"
2. Scenario: theme park waiting in line, sees a beautiful girl, raises his hand to the top of her head, and says "you have to be this beautiful to ride the quamister"
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Wed, 22 June 2005 04:04
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| hickoz_bro wrote on Wed, 22 June 2005 10:49 |
u - "how many polar bears does it take to change a light bulb???"
her - "ummm i dunnno"
u - "me neither... but it's enough to break the ice..."
(follow up with something witty, like.. "so... how about that weather?")
lol... there's some gold out there
and i have it on good authority that this one works well...
walk up to a girl, and say "hi, just had to let you know your beautiful" then walk off...
if she's half interesting curiosity will get the better of her, and she'll come to talk, some guy tried that with my EX, now they're together for good...
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ouch mate that f*cking hurts!
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October 2004
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Wed, 22 June 2005 04:09
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| xolent wrote on Wed, 22 June 2005 14:04 |
| hickoz_bro wrote on Wed, 22 June 2005 10:49 |
u - "how many polar bears does it take to change a light bulb???"
her - "ummm i dunnno"
u - "me neither... but it's enough to break the ice..."
(follow up with something witty, like.. "so... how about that weather?")
lol... there's some gold out there
and i have it on good authority that this one works well...
walk up to a girl, and say "hi, just had to let you know your beautiful" then walk off...
if she's half interesting curiosity will get the better of her, and she'll come to talk, some guy tried that with my EX, now they're together for good...
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ouch mate that f*cking hurts!
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haha... nah, it's cool, she's a cool chick, we're still friends, i wish her all the best, from what i've heard he's an awesome dude... treats her real nice, couldn't happen to a nicer girl. no hard feeling what so ever.
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ghetto area 2745
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November 2003
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Wed, 22 June 2005 09:34
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saying to female bar maid "how about a pint of sit on my face"
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Camden, NSW
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June 2002
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Wed, 22 June 2005 09:45
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fiddle dee potatoes seems to work wonders for small leprechauns (spelling????)
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
October 2002
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right...
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Wed, 22 June 2005 12:11
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Quagmire:
1. giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity
2. does this look like a q to you {rips down pants}
3. just looking at you makes my testicles wanna drop......oop.....speak of the devil.......make that devils
4. hey, i think you dropped something.....my jaw
5. So, you ladies ever been penetrated?
6. You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.
7. You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.
8. If I could change the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
September 2003
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