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I supported Toymods
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Perth, Western Australia
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December 2002
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I supported Toymods
Location:
sydney.au
Registered:
August 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sat, 18 June 2005 16:12
 
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the fuck?
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Location:
Perth, WA
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December 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sat, 18 June 2005 16:17
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neighbours are fucked.
you put up with their shit for ages and they cant put up with yours for one fucking day.
i want to kick some of my neighbours teeth in.
nothing further.
Eldar.O.
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
June 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sat, 18 June 2005 16:18
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hahah that cunt isnt even normal
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Location:
Bayside Melbourne.
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sat, 18 June 2005 16:28
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I could only get the revenge link to work... the rest said it was forbidden or some shit about remote linking. 
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth, Western Australia
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sat, 18 June 2005 16:38
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Dunno whats going on there, sorry. I've added another link to the menu for the original messeges - you should be able to access them there without issue?!
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sat, 18 June 2005 16:45
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fuckin hell, he's about 5 cans short of a six pack 
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Location:
Bayside Melbourne.
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sat, 18 June 2005 16:55
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yeah, that's all good now... Damn, that guy must hate you... he's pretty funny though... do you know him? Why is he so anti-Clint?
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth, Western Australia
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sat, 18 June 2005 17:08
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Basically, I've lived here for 3 years, and he's never said a civil word to me or anyone else that I know of. He complains about my gardens, my cars, my stereo, my supposed "rat and mice" infestation problem (very much not true!), and most of all I gether he thinks I'm on the dole as I don't work a 9-5 roster, which starts him up on the whole dole bludger routine. When he starts up with that, I let him know that he's quite welcome to call Centrelink and dob me in, however the last time I received a benifit from them, I was learning how to walk again, after tearing ligaments and tendons in my ankle - which took the best part of two years!
Anyway, back to the purpose of the thread, ..., I want grabs, lots of grabs, the funnier the better?!!!
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Location:
Perth
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August 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sat, 18 June 2005 20:25
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all i understood was motor and quokka 
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Location:
Forster NSW
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 00:58
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hahaha
What a knob!
"the moh tah traaade organization is after you" he seems to like saying that...
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Toodyay, WA
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 01:00
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Clint !
I think you need to transcibe the messages ! (If its possible)
A friend of mine in Canada thought "two hundred and fifty dollars" was "the land of fifty dollars"
Or maybe everyone else needs to give us what they think he is saying
Cam
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 01:17
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hmmmm he sounds well very much like he was dropped too many times as a kid. I have great neighbours bar one solution, they don't talk to us and we don't talk to them thats fine by us. This old guy is well and truly drunk and off his nut.
Hello Hello Clint this is Motor Trade Associtaion, please ring back monday on (i don't know what number) we want to know what motah you have.
Helll Clint do you know motor trade association is after you hahahhaha ring them on monday.
Him does the guy even think you'd be fooled. Anyway you could get his number blocked.
Just collect alot of them and take to the cops and he will get done for harassment. That or just get shit loads of them make a good edit, and at the end when he says thanks ad clint from the start to the end and play it back over the phone.
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Location:
Sydney / NSW
Registered:
March 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 01:23
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Clint.
I think you should get yourself into a rambo suit.
stand on the fence yeilding a rack and pinion in one hand and a turbo charger in the other and secream out and say.
im coming to get you...aaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth, Western Australia
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 01:36
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OK, translations:
Message One:
"Hello, ..., hello, did you advertise for a 355E long motor for $250? I give you a call back tomorrow to check if you got it[snigger laugh], and then we go [snigger laugh], and then we go together to the State Government[snigger laugh]."
Message Two:
"Oh hello Clinton, could you ring me back at the Motor Trader Organisation, you know very well where that is don't you? It's 9282 0838, and we got nice infomation for you at the Motor Trader Organistation. Bye love."
Message Three:
"Oh Clinton, I think the Motor Trader Organisation is after you, eh you know the number, it 9282 0838, so you ring Monday morning to the Motor Trader Organisation and try and fix that up, because they after you! [snigger laugh]."
Message Four:
"I give you the message. I believe you advertised on the Quokka, for a motor, ..., a motor you have in your stock [snigger], the Motor Trader Association is very keen to know what kind of motor you got there, you bloody idiot [snigger laugh]."
Ok no more excuse now - I want grabs and lots of them!!!!!!
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
May 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 01:48
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Where has all this shit arisen from?
What happened?
Just Curious...
Funny shit though
Jezza
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 02:02
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| Rallystanza wrote on Sun, 19 June 2005 11:48 |
Where has all this shit arisen from?
Jezza
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he didn't get breast fed as a child so now the whole world is his enemy
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Location:
Tassie
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 02:14
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Sorry but what is a grab ???
Like pauline pantsdown type thing ? i think i might be able to make something.
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Club Member
Location:
sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 03:45
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dude i think you have a problem, the problem is your neigbour thinks hes got something to complain about while youve been doing nothing really out of the ordinary... soo to fix this problem you need to become extraordinary... start throwing headless chickens over the fence for a week, use some tomato sauce and in the middle of the night piur 20 litres of it on his drive way, then do nothing for a week, maybe hell calm down a bit... oh btw, when you trhow the chickens make sure you give them a good loft so it lands at the base of the fence on his other neighbours side  , this will take the attention off you and on to some other prick 
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I supported Toymods
Location:
sydney.au
Registered:
August 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 04:28
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just another dumbarse imigrant with too much spare time
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Location:
Pine Rivers QLD
Registered:
April 2005
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 04:47
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Gee some people are wankers. i will have a go for ya buddy but i am not promising anything good.
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 04:48
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| ae86drift wrote on Sun, 19 June 2005 14:28 |
just another dumbarse imigrant with too much spare time
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Yeh it sounds like he has some sort of a European accent hey, very hard to pick what part of Europe though lol, he sounds like he's trashed off his face haha, fucking funny shit though. 
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Location:
Perth, WA
Registered:
December 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 05:30
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i would call teh police Clint, obviously he has some serious issues, and i wouldnt taske verbal abuse like this lightly.
didnt you say before that he tried to throw something at you over the fence?
Eldar.O.
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Location:
Land of Oz
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 05:40
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Hi,
Although getting even with this knucklehead would be merited and quite good fun, I think if you were able to collect a few more of these types of phone calls from him you'd do best to take it to the cops.
Also, as mentioned, inform Telstra that you are getting these harassing calls etc.
Years ago, when I was a lad, we had neighbours who'd get legglessly pissed and have massive arguments and then yell out in the strret what they thought of everyone else. My Dad got sick of it so one night, while they were having a good old donnybrook, stuck a mic over the fence and recorded it onto one of his old reel-to-reel machines. The next morning, he pulls out a set of speakers, hooks up and old guitar amp, plugs in the recorder and blasted them back for most of the day with their own stupid pissed ramblimgs. It pissed them off big time. It stopped them for a while, but, like most red-neck bottom-feeding assclowns, they started up again.
seeyuzz
river
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 08:36
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i thought that revenge one is pretty good
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Location:
VIC, Sth Frankston.
Registered:
July 2003
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Location:
Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 11:42
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| Sprinter-Saurus wrote on Sun, 19 June 2005 14:48 |
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just another dumbarse imigrant with too much spare time
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Yeh it sounds like he has some sort of a European accent hey, very hard to pick what part of Europe though lol, he sounds like he's trashed off his face haha, fucking funny shit though.
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Most likely just another wog with more spare time then spare change.
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Location:
Bottom of the hill, Sydney
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 11:48
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OK, this is my very first attempt at editing audio.
See what you think. It's only short but I think it gets to the point.
http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~bradw/Reply.mp3
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Location:
Bottom of the hill, Sydney
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 13:11
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I had another shot at it. This time my wife helped out.
Don't know if you will like it that much Clint, but we thought it was funny.
http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~bradw/Reply 2.mp3
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
February 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 13:34
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This one is much better, now it sounds like he is hawt for you Clint lol.
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Location:
Bayside Melbourne.
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 13:49
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Yeah, your second attempt is awesome... It's probably about the best you could expect to do with the samples you've got to work with. Good job. Say hi to your wife for me.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth, Western Australia
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 19 June 2005 15:55
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Yep thoruoghly impressed with your efforts dude - much appreciated - God the CD is starting to sound good!!! I was also sent a grab set to some really cool drum and bass that will sound good played loud in his general direction!!!
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Location:
Girraween,Sydney
Registered:
September 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Mon, 20 June 2005 03:28
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Bahahahaha that one is hilarious...
Clint i feel so sorry for you! that guy is a tool!
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Location:
Bottom of the hill, Sydney
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Mon, 20 June 2005 12:03
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Thanks guys.
Glad you liked it Clint.
Hope your neighbour likes it too .
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Wollongong
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Tue, 21 June 2005 09:54
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Neighbour-angels song
Got kinda bored
(BTW 7 more days; file will be expired)
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Location:
was adelaide now newcastle
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Wed, 22 June 2005 21:50
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MATTY'S PLAN FOR SATISFYING REVENGE:
1) call up ATO
2) tell them that this guy refused to produce a reciept for you for work he did.
3) suggest that they audit him
4) sit on porch grinning with delight when the above happens.
works well as it will cause all manner of inconvienience to him with out worrying about breaking the law for you.
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Location:
Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered:
January 2003
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Location:
Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered:
January 2003
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Location:
Melbourne, Australia
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Fri, 24 June 2005 19:46
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 where do I get more of that?
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Location:
Northwestern Sydney
Registered:
August 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 26 June 2005 01:00
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Ohhhh....... If I could only find a few hours....
Damn this working 8 days a week shit.....
I'll see if I can knock somthing up....
Maybe with an annoying back beat....
Ding Ding....
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth, Western Australia
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Thu, 30 June 2005 10:07
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Well, he's been at it again this arvo, banging on the fence yelling out "I'll catch you". I encouraged him to go forth and multiply, and thought about the lovely CD I want to make with all his edited answer machine messages, so I can play them back to him while he rants at me - so come on people don't be shy, give me your version of this prize clown and get a entry in my new CD compilation: "Music To Offend Your Neighbours With, Volume 2!!!"
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Wollongong, NSW
Registered:
December 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Thu, 30 June 2005 23:48
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What's a good program to use for sound editing? I'm keen to have a good crack at this.
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Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Fri, 01 July 2005 01:08
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you should go rent yourself some very large speakers and amps (like they use for concerts) and just crank some Slipknot over the fence at random intervals. i suggest the song People = Shit. that should fuck him off at 3am.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Fri, 01 July 2005 01:37
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oh man i wish i knew about this thread earlier..
heres my friday nights entertainment right here!
WOG DNB! W00T! This would sound wicked overtoned with something like.. hmmm.. Mampi Swift or Ed Rush + Optical.. Goanna pull the mixer out and have a go i reckon!
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Location:
Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered:
January 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Fri, 01 July 2005 01:57
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| Tats wrote on Fri, 01 July 2005 09:48 |
What's a good program to use for sound editing? I'm keen to have a good crack at this.
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i use Goldwave. it should be available somewhere... there are polenty of other progs around tho.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Fri, 01 July 2005 02:58
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Syntrillium Cool Edit Pro (Now Adobe Audition), n-Track Studio, Sonic Foundry Sound Forge (Now Sony Pictures Digital).. theres a fair few..
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Location:
Bainbridge Island, Washin...
Registered:
June 2005
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Fri, 01 July 2005 04:47
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In my county, white trash like that wouldn't the chance to make the first phone call. They'd be fixed up real good... 
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 03 July 2005 00:28
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DUDE!!! thats wacked
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Location:
Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered:
January 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 03 July 2005 02:55
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| L G Colorado wrote on Fri, 01 July 2005 14:47 |
In my county, white trash like that wouldn't the chance to make the first phone call. They'd be fixed up real good...
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yes, you would go and beat the shit out of them or shoot them to show them who's their daddy ....
i love the US (yes i lived there briefly )
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth, Western Australia
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 03 July 2005 04:56
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So I was watching Rage last night and got the following idea: Can someone make me a copy of "No Sleep to Brooklyn" by the Beastie Boys, and every time the song title comes up, substitute it with "Oh Clinton, I love you"?!!!
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Location:
Forster NSW
Registered:
September 2004
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Location:
Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered:
January 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 03 July 2005 07:16
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| CLG wrote on Sun, 03 July 2005 14:56 |
So I was watching Rage last night and got the following idea: Can someone make me a copy of "No Sleep to Brooklyn" by the Beastie Boys, and every time the song title comes up, substitute it with "Oh Clinton, I love you"?!!!
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i think i can.. is it on "licensed to ill"?
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Sun, 03 July 2005 12:38
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I'll see what I can do in regards to No Sleep Till I Love You
And yeah Mr Old Corollas, it's on Licenced To Ill.
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Location:
Melbourne, Australia
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Thu, 27 October 2005 16:03
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I wanna know what happened to this... lol
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Frankston, Victoria
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Thu, 27 October 2005 22:48
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I'm interested too... Did you end up makin that song?
Kev
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I supported Toymods
Location:
I renounced punctuation
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Fri, 28 October 2005 01:12
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Did anyone else think his snigger sounded like Elmer Fudd?
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Fri, 28 October 2005 01:14
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| gianttomato wrote on Fri, 28 October 2005 11:12 |
Did anyone else think his snigger sounded like Elmer Fudd?
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Maybe, can't remember was a while a go and have no sound at work to check.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth, Western Australia
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Fri, 28 October 2005 02:15
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OK, progress report for those that want to know:
I now have a Misconduct Restraining Order against him - it's basically useless, but it has stopped him talking to me directly and it has stopped the phone calls. Due to those orders he is forbidden to communicate with me in any other way other than through the courts - was quite funny when we rocked up to the Court of Petty sessions to get it. I rolled in with Dad and one of his larger mates, who also has an interest in the law, to find him sitting there, all dolled up and looking innocent. We got into the court room, where he played the "dumb" card - not understanding why he had been summonsed to court. The magistrate explained to him, he was hear to answer a complaint of misconduct and that he had two options - the first and easiest was to accept the misconduct complaint and have a restraining order placed against him, and the second was to defend the complaint in a court at a date to be set if he chose to defend it. She then put the frighteners into him by starting to talk about lawyers and their fees, to which his reply was "But Your Honour - he has a tree"
We then spent the next 15 minutes going through his problems with me and the magistrate replying with the same answer - "this is not the place to hear those complaints, if you want to make those allegations, I'll set a court date, and I strongly urge you to seek legal representation". This put him off - he accepted the restraining order. The order granted him the right to still complain to other regulatory bodies, to which he is doing profusely I believe as we speak. His communication has been reduced to laughing when he knows I'm in the backyard, and banging on the tin fence when he's pissed off at me.
Now while he's been reduced to banging like a neanderthal, I've received several complaints from the local council, and just last week received a complaint from the Department of Consumer and Employment Protection in allegation to dealing in motor vehicles! I asked the author of the letter if they had investigated how many registered vehicles I had sold since living at the address if I was operating this reported "chop shop" to which he confirmed and stated that the number was "quite dismal" - in the last three/four years of living here, I've sold one registered car!
As it stands currently, the dopey neighbour is now barricading the fence line with timber, tin, sheeting, and shadecloth, and I'm still having to put up with his shit!
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Location:
Arthurs Creek, Victoria
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Fri, 28 October 2005 02:37
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aren't you moving out anyway?
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Location:
Adelaide, SA
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: The Shit I Have to Put Up With!!!
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Fri, 28 October 2005 02:37
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I imagine it would be funnier if it wasn't so frustrating. And you didn't have to live there!
Good on you for addressing it thru the proper channels. I would have long ago lost my cool and tied him to the top of said tree.
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