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Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 02:26 Go to next message
I wonder how fast this guy was going?

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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 02:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
significantly.....
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 02:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JaaaaaaayyyyZuZ ! Shocked

That's Mythbusters Chicken-Gun territory ! ! ! !

Also "stinky unsellable car myth" if dude doesn't clean it out pronto! Very Happy
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 02:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Buahahahha, thats gold.


Why didn't the chicken cross the road??!?! HAHAhh
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 02:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ouch!

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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 02:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
anyone for bratwurst with shredded chicken paste?

... and what did the insurance report say: i had just turned left at a stop sign when this chicken came out of nowhere...
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 03:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Is it dead? Very Happy Razz

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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 03:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
thechuckster wrote on Fri, 24 June 2005 12:58


... and what did the insurance report say: i had just turned left at a stop sign when this chicken came out of nowhere...

Laughing Laughing Laughing gold!!!
heh heh, better than "i swerved to miss a chicken on the autobahn and..."
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 04:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
now thats one hell of a drive through chicken shop Wink
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 04:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Laughing do u want fries with that Laughing
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 04:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Jesus... i wonder what the story behind THAT is Shocked
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 06:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
thechuckster wrote on Fri, 24 June 2005 12:58

... and what did the insurance report say: i had just turned left at a stop sign when this chicken came out of nowhere...


Laughing Laughing
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 07:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
omg!! never thought a chicken could do that much damage!
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 07:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
there r photos around of a american 4wd hitting a deer and it makes a massive mess if anyone wants to search for it....its pretty graphic
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 08:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
no way
he must of been going fast
coz when i hit a bird be4 the bird just disappeared
i went lookin 4 it , i must of hit it and it flyed away
just all i saw was feathers
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 08:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Chicken was flying at 200 kph. Porsche was stationary.
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 10:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i wonder what the hot-n-spicy burger looks like?

and, can you supersize it?
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 10:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
This is what happens when chickens drink V.
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 17:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message

I just want to say BIG ups to the guy for not crashing afterwards...


If a chicken went thru my windscreen i'd:

A. poop
B. Slam the brakes,
C. Most likely hit something as the window is shattered and couldnt see sh*t !!!!
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 17:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
D. Wipe all that splat off your face Shocked
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Fri, 24 June 2005 22:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Laughing The chicken was trying to get revenge for the recent road kills in the area.
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Sat, 25 June 2005 00:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
aww the poor little chicken Sad
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Sat, 25 June 2005 01:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
magicmitch wrote on Fri, 24 June 2005 17:37

there r photos around of a american 4wd hitting a deer and it makes a massive mess if anyone wants to search for it....its pretty graphic


Seen that one before... Biggest mess I have ever seen...
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Sat, 25 June 2005 02:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Did anyone else notice that it is a rental car? Very Happy
Note the sticker on the back window.
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Sat, 25 June 2005 05:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Its an Iraqi Suicide Chicken
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Sat, 25 June 2005 05:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ok, so who owned who ?
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Sat, 25 June 2005 05:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Apart from that there's 2 of that model Porsche running around Noosa here and its the first time i've seen 1 with the top up. Rain and wind no worries mate i'm in a Porsche. Flying chickens might be the reason for that.....
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Sun, 26 June 2005 11:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
well if anyone here has ever tryed to put a whole through a windscreen it isn't exactly easy so i would say the car would be moveing pretty fast. oh and gianttomato chickens don't fly
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Mon, 27 June 2005 02:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
actually look at the car the chicken had to be flying cos there is no damage to the front of the car to suggest its been defelcted off and it would have bounced off the window then anyway, this chciken had to hit at a level tragedary suggesting it was either flying or thrown at the car.
And lloyd chickens do fly they can get about 2-3m off the gorund and maintain flight for maybe 20-30secs i have seen it happen. And when they would be spooked seeing an oncoming car its possible it tried to fly got about 1m off the gorund and boom smack into the porsche's window.
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Mon, 27 June 2005 05:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
So that's where chicken nuggets come from! Wink
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Mon, 27 June 2005 07:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
myth buster style - "now was the frozen?"

thats one hell of a chicken.... lol

wont have to go down to the butcher...
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Mon, 27 June 2005 11:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
sorry bout that you are right corona they can fly but cant maintain it over a long distance.

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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Mon, 27 June 2005 11:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I I swears officer...He just wanted to play a little game of chicken Laughing
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Mon, 27 June 2005 15:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Corona RT142 wrote on Mon, 27 June 2005 12:47


And lloyd chickens do fly they can get about 2-3m off the gorund and maintain flight for maybe 20-30secs i have seen it happen.

The chickens that we've got here from time to time roost on tree branches.
No, the chock isn't as flightless as most people would believe.
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Sun, 03 July 2005 16:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
found the link for pics of a car hitting a deer.

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?s=&thre adid=777869

anyone want to play spot the deer organ? Laughing
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Mon, 04 July 2005 02:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Like the guys said on that thread... OMG that deer one is insane Shocked Shocked
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Mon, 04 July 2005 02:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
da_horse wrote on Mon, 04 July 2005 02:00

found the link for pics of a car hitting a deer.

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?s=&thre adid=777869

anyone want to play spot the deer organ? Laughing



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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Mon, 04 July 2005 03:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
O M G !!
There were actual internal organs that made it to the back of the car without the deer!, And how gross are the intestines on the steering wheel!!!! Shocked

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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Mon, 04 July 2005 06:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Oh deer, hope the driver ducked...
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Re: Mr Chicken, meet Mr Porsche - Mr Porsche, this is Mr Chicken Mon, 04 July 2005 07:58 Go to previous message
that would of been the coolest thing to see in slow motion Surprised
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