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Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Mon, 11 July 2005 06:09
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The Guy is a Legend. Im sure most people have been Hoffed at some stage in the last few months.. Well if not, You will be now.. Now that the pretentious dogs twat Rove has broken out our 1337 nerd humour on his show..
For those unaware, Hoffing is defined in the UrbanDictionary as being -
1. Hoff
Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.
To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
Oh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again.
That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!
So basically said. Modern Hoffing is the Art of Photoshopping David Hasselhoff onto someone else, OR into a current affair situation pertaining to have a comedical meaning. Hoffing emerged in Oz somewhere around January..
So basically said again.. Hoffing is cool. Except that buttfucker Rove is going to make it very uncool very quickly and pretty soon were going to cop emails of Hoff done by people with very little or NO Photoshop skills trying to jump on the bandwagon..
So post your Hoff in its full glory before it is no more!
[Updated on: Mon, 11 July 2005 06:13]
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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Re: Teh Hoff
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Mon, 11 July 2005 06:12
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First One!
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Cabramatta, NSW
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May 2002
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 Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Mon, 11 July 2005 06:54
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I've got a bunch at home, including a really freaky animated GIF. I'll have a look for them tonight.
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Mon, 11 July 2005 06:58
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This Animated Gif?
More to Add -
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Cabramatta, NSW
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Mon, 11 July 2005 07:03
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| hamgatan wrote on Mon, 11 July 2005 16:58 |
This Animated Gif?
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Yes! That one!! FREAKY!!
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Mon, 11 July 2005 07:21
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And More
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Location:
Gold Coast
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June 2004
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Mon, 11 July 2005 07:45
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I've been Hoffing for quite a while. I had a T-Shirt that had that black and white picture of him and Garry Coleman sitting on the bonnet of the night rider car. I wore it around university as much as possible.
I used this as an msn profile picture a while back.
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Mon, 11 July 2005 07:51
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i did one for rove live, it is hoff sitting down with that chick from 90210 or somthing.... but she is hot haha.. and they are eating tim tams..
it might be on rove tuesday we will see after the show ill release it.
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Mon, 11 July 2005 08:34
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hehe i did that Hoff Live one in the first post.. 
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Sydney
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Mon, 11 July 2005 10:26
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hoffing has been around for like, a million years.
Rove is about as funny and "with the times" as watching re-runs of Hey Dad. I havent watched that show since about 2 months after it started....
but i do have a couple of hoffings available....
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melbourne
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Tue, 12 July 2005 05:55
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hahaha some funny shit lolzor
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Sydney NSW
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Tue, 12 July 2005 06:29
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| THE WITZL wrote on Mon, 11 July 2005 20:26 |
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Bwahahahahahahah LMFAO
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Brisbane
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March 2005
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Tue, 12 July 2005 13:18
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fuck theres some gold in there. i cant beleive the pic of that chick "dancing" WTF IS SHE DOING? 
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Tue, 12 July 2005 13:34
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| BOCKA wrote on Tue, 12 July 2005 21:18 |
fuck theres some gold in there. i cant beleive the pic of that chick "dancing" WTF IS SHE DOING?
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thats Mosh Girl dude.. havent you ever seen her?
i think someone did a pisstake of her in the Photoshop my AE86 paintjob thread a while back.. but yeah people have been pisstaking her online for ages.. along with the Domo-kun, the fat asian kid.. the technohonks.. and numerous others..
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Tue, 12 July 2005 22:05
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domo-kun cracks me up!!
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 13 July 2005 00:40
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we should start a Buddy Christ fad..
actually i nearly bought one of those off ebay last week. just wasnt willing to pay 40 AUS bucks for one when theyre $12.99 USD from international sellers
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Langwarrin, VIC
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February 2004
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 13 July 2005 01:58
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I just got sent this one, after a friend of mine refered me to this thread..
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Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 13 July 2005 04:04
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these are gold, just a shame that rove is a dick and is like the hoff is a new craze that is just starting to peak. fuck off how many times have pics been put on toymods, and at work we cop emails all the time off hoff pictures.
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Canberra
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 13 July 2005 04:47
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where can i get a drop it like its hoff tshirt.......must have...one.....
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Cabramatta, NSW
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 13 July 2005 05:10
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Canberra
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 13 July 2005 05:28
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bahahahaha
its friday and the hoff says strike a pose. classic. and so is stroganhoff-extra hunky. indgreidients are hilarious.
anyone know where i can get aforementioned drop it like its hoff tshirt.......
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Cabramatta, NSW
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 13 July 2005 05:37
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I want a Drop It Like It's Hoff T-shirt too! 
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 13 July 2005 05:48
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| Nark wrote on Wed, 13 July 2005 13:37 |
I want a Drop It Like It's Hoff T-shirt too!
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apparently thats a one off print.. some guy on inthemix had a spur of the moment decision to make one up when he was making up another shirt (yes the dude in the photo)
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Girraween,Sydney
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 13 July 2005 06:03
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| forced_induction wrote on Wed, 13 July 2005 14:47 |
where can i get a drop it like its hoff tshirt.......must have...one.....
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A guy i know does printing & i asked him a couple weeks ago if he could make one for me... he said he'd let me know when he gets back to work... he's on holidays for a couple weeks,
I can't wait to get one.... lol
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Girraween,Sydney
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 13 July 2005 06:13
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Here's one...
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Central Coast, NSW
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February 2005
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 13 July 2005 12:31
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I'm scarred for life now....
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Sydney NSW
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Thu, 14 July 2005 06:04
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Ahh jeeez, you've ruined that show for me now...
Im going to poke out my eyes with a fork.
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Launceston, Tasmania
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April 2004
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Mon, 18 July 2005 03:37
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Girraween,Sydney
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Hobart, Tasmania
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 20 July 2005 10:51
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Muwahaha, sooo much fun I decided to have a go at making one myself! Those of you familiar with the game might find it funny... Teh Hoff Exclus!ve!
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 20 July 2005 13:09
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nice work!!
i got this pearler today!
gold i tell thee!
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Hobart, Tasmania
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January 2005
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 20 July 2005 23:30
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That IS disturbing!
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Blue Mountains
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December 2004
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Adelaide
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Adelaide
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Fri, 22 July 2005 03:30
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My attemp Bit dodgy though
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Newcastle
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June 2002
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Fri, 22 July 2005 22:28
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| Sprinter Adam wrote on Fri, 22 July 2005 13:30 |
My attemp Bit dodgy though
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Keep practising dude
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Brisbane
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June 2003
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Sat, 23 July 2005 08:29
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that is some funny shite
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Epping, Sydney
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April 2003
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South Australia
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Thu, 04 August 2005 04:48
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Man I checked out this thread because now that I finally have broadband I can read the '56K go make lunch' threads.
I hafta say I'm kind of horrified, disappointed, amused and horrified by this thread.
Truly horrific.
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April 2004
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Thu, 04 August 2005 07:55
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thats a good one
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Perth
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Thu, 04 August 2005 13:40
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TOUCHDOWN!!
| Rainey wrote on Wed, 20 July 2005 18:51 |
Muwahaha, sooo much fun I decided to have a go at making one myself! Those of you familiar with the game might find it funny... Teh Hoff Exclus!ve!
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Thu, 04 August 2005 15:12
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LOL!!...imagin asking hoff for a photo, he'd just turn around and do that pose, he's got it so down pat
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Girraween,Sydney
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Mon, 08 August 2005 03:57
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Cheers,
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Coffs Harbour, NSW
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November 2004
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Mon, 08 August 2005 05:08
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| UUP-46X wrote on Mon, 08 August 2005 13:57 |
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oh noes...
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Melbourne
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 10 August 2005 14:13
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From ebaumsworld -
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Thu, 11 August 2005 04:27
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where all cool people buy thier stationary
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Coffs Harbour, NSW
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Thu, 11 August 2005 04:39
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ahahahahaha
some of these need to go in the "world's best thread"!
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Thu, 11 August 2005 06:03
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This thread is quite disturbing, funny, but still disturbing. 
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Kellyville, Sydney
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Thu, 11 August 2005 11:02
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my first atempt
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Thu, 11 August 2005 11:40
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Adelaide
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Sun, 21 August 2005 10:02
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another dodgy attempt from adam
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On Probation
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launceston tas
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 24 August 2005 10:35
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hehe "i gotta fully hoff BHV on my car"
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Sydney, Shire
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 24 August 2005 11:07
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here is my effort...woo go paint!
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 24 August 2005 12:11
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i was bored so i made a shit 1
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 24 August 2005 14:03
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Thu, 25 August 2005 00:14
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KFC's new promotion
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London
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July 2004
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Thu, 25 August 2005 20:36
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Thought I'd make a drift related Hoff
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 31 August 2005 06:57
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get teh Hoff away from her!
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Wed, 31 August 2005 22:00
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| UUP-46X wrote on Wed, 13 July 2005 16:03 |
| forced_induction wrote on Wed, 13 July 2005 14:47 |
where can i get a drop it like its hoff tshirt.......must have...one.....
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A guy i know does printing & i asked him a couple weeks ago if he could make one for me... he said he'd let me know when he gets back to work... he's on holidays for a couple weeks,
I can't wait to get one.... lol
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Looks like something from phatrags.com
Maybe one that says "I'd hit it if it were Teh Hoff"
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Canberra
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August 2004
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Re: Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Thu, 01 September 2005 05:48
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can any one send me picture of hoff like the one on the hoff and spicy wings? i have already made the drop it like its hoff part, just need head shot to finish it off.....
the_lemmon_machine@hotmail.com
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