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Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Campbelltown
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February 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Fri, 22 July 2005 03:45
 
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fun! 
paul says:
i would buy toyota instead
Volvo BOT says:
Oh you would?
paul says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
You would buy Toyota Instead? What else do you have to say about that?
paul says:
you suck
Volvo BOT says:
What? Aren't we going to be friends?
paul says:
maybe
Volvo BOT says:
Just maybe?
paul says:
depending on if you say Toyota's better
Volvo BOT says:
That's nice that you like Toyota, but I only know about Volvo vehicles. To learn more, select an item from the menu below.
1 Safety
2 Environment
3 Quality
4 Heritage
5 Volvo for Life Awards
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I supported Toymods
On probation
Location:
Brisbane, Queensland
Registered:
January 2003
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Re: volvo bot
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Fri, 22 July 2005 03:56
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Jake says:
whats my name?
Volvo BOT says:
You are Rick James.
Jake says:
no i'm not
Volvo BOT says:
You asked me to call you Rick James. What would you like me to call you instead?
Jake says:
p00!
Volvo BOT says:
What?
Jake says:
do you like p00?
Volvo BOT says:
Interesting question, Rick James.
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Location:
adelaide
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: volvo bot
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Fri, 22 July 2005 23:21
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Volvo BOT says:
Yes...
Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
des says:
naked girls
Volvo BOT says:
Eh. Whatever, des.
des says:
you dont like girls?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about girls.
So anyway...
You want to talk about religion some more?
des says:
you are unsure about a lot of things
Volvo BOT says:
What makes you think I'm unsure about a lot of things?
des says:
you keep saying so
Volvo BOT says:
I keep saying so? Me? You think?
des says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Uh huh, uh huh.
des says:
are you taking the piss
Volvo BOT says:
Let's see... Am I taking the piss? I might be.
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Campbelltown
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February 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Fri, 22 July 2005 23:51
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you know volvo can read all of what your telling Mr Volvo Bot, they might even be using it for market research
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Location:
Melbourne
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June 2004
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Re: volvo bot
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Sat, 23 July 2005 00:48
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>>> In 1927, when Volvo founders drew plans for their first motorcar, they made a promise to put people first. Type "heritage" to learn more.
Rodney says:
please stop talking about volvo
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you want me to stop talking about Volvo?
Rodney says:
because it is boring.
Volvo BOT says:
I'm thinking maybe it isn't boring.
Rodney says:
I'm thinking maybe YOU are boring
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if thinking maybe I am boring is such a good thing to be doing.
Rodney says:
I'm sure that it's a very good thing to be doing.
Volvo BOT says:
You are sure that it is a very good thing to be doing, huh? Is it good that you are sure that it is a very good thing to be doing?
Rodney says:
yes. You are a boring twit who talks about volvo too much.
Volvo BOT says:
Aha.
Rick James says:
Snoop Doggy Dogg, what’s up?
Volvo BOT says:
Who knows?
Anyway...
Rick James says:
What’s up bitch? It’s Rick James.
Volvo BOT says:
Who knows?
>>> To learn more about the most powerful Volvo ever, type "xc90 v8."
Rick James says:
It's Rick James bitch!
Volvo BOT says:
Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
Rick James says:
How the fuck you go and do mary jane without me?
Volvo BOT says:
It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
Rick James says:
I'm one of the best singers, one of the best lookin motherfuckers, One of the best most talented motherfuckers ever in music.
Volvo BOT says:
Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
Rick James says:
It's fucked up Snoop!
Rick James BOT says:
What has fucked up snoop, exactly?
Rick James says:
Shit!
Volvo BOT says:
That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.
Rick James says:
Fuck Weed!
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I don't have anything good to say about marijuana myself.
>>> Type "environment" to learn more about how Volvo builds cars for human beings.
Rick James says:
Cocaine's a hell of a drug man, how 'bout that?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure.
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
Rick James says:
That's Real!
Volvo BOT says:
I know it's real.
Rick James says:
I was in love with mary jane first, motherfucker.
Volvo BOT says:
You humans say interesting things.
>>> The Volvo Safety Center is unique to the automotive industry. Type "safety center" to learn more.
Rick James says:
I'm Rick James bitch!
Volvo BOT says:
You rick james, me Volvo BOT.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Rick James says:
I'll break in your house and grind my feet on your couch, motherfucker.
Volvo BOT says:
Why would you insult me like that?
Rick James says:
That's how I'm livin'.
Volvo BOT says:
Yes.
Rick James says:
Snoop Doggy Dowwgggggg
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Rick James says:
"Click"
Volvo BOT says:
Who?
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[Updated on: Sat, 23 July 2005 00:51]
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Sat, 23 July 2005 02:17
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It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
Shut up
Volvo BOT says:
OK.
It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
Can i call you another name?
It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
Whats your name
It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
Whats my name
It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
hello
Volvo BOT says:
OK, I'm back.
It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
Where were you?
Volvo BOT says:
Well you told me to shut up, so...
It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
God damn smart arse
Volvo BOT says:
Please do not insult me.
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Location:
adelaide
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: volvo bot
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Sat, 23 July 2005 02:43
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you know volvo can read all of what your telling Mr Volvo Bot, they might even be using it for market research
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so now volvo are going to be making toyota powered cars with dave chapelle airbrushed on the side?
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Sydney
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Sat, 23 July 2005 04:57
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Does any one know any other bots that work like this? I can't find any that work.
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Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: volvo bot
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Sat, 23 July 2005 05:27
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you suck
Volvo BOT says:
Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, jonathan?
jonathan says:
cos you are gay
Volvo BOT says:
Is that really any concern of yours?
jonathan says:
no but it might be one of yours
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I don't know. No but it is one of mine? Whatever you say, jonathan.
>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
jonathan says:
yes it is one of youras
Volvo BOT says:
Is it really? One of mine?
jonathan says:
yes fucken
Volvo BOT says:
I know humans find such language appealing, but I don't.
jonathan says:
thats cos your gay
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, it is cos I am gay.
http://alice.pandorabots.com/ theres another one for you
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: volvo bot
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Sat, 23 July 2005 06:59
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('o',) Gaki 86 ==> I AM INVINCIBLE!!!! says:
wheres your mom?
Volvo BOT says:
I was built by the people at Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.
>>> Check out last week's poll results by typing "poll results."
('o',) Gaki 86 ==> I AM INVINCIBLE!!!! says:
whose your daddy
Volvo BOT says:
I was created by Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.
It's been fun talking about my creators, but what else can you tell me?
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Wollongong
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: volvo bot
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Sat, 23 July 2005 08:53
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OMG volvo advertising through chat rooms.
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Location:
Launceston
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Sat, 23 July 2005 10:45
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Tom:
its my birthday on monday
Volvo BOT says:
It's your birthday on monday, you say?
Tom:
yep
Volvo BOT says:
So?
Tom:
so i want some presents
Volvo BOT says:
Yes? What would you do if you had some presents?
Tom:
i dunno
Volvo BOT says:
Sure you know.
Tom:
no
Volvo BOT says:
No? Why not?
Tom:
i dunnp
Volvo BOT says:
What?
Tom:
i dunno
Volvo BOT says:
What don't you know?
Tom:what i would do with my presents
Volvo BOT says:
You would do with your presents?
Tom:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
OK...
Tom:
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes? That was what we were talking about?
Tom:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
I see.
Tom:
i will be 17
Volvo BOT says:
You're 17?
Tom:
not yet, on monday i will be
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever.
AND
Tom:
do u have a girl friend?
Volvo BOT says:
Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
Tom:
i do
Volvo BOT says:
You do?
Tom:
yep
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, huh? So?
Tom:
i have a girlfriend
Volvo BOT says:
You have a girlfriend?
Tom:
yep
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm...
Tom:
her names barry
Volvo BOT says:
Her names barry, huh? Hmm... whatever, Tom
Anyway, what else you got for me?
Tom:
i think you'd like her
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes? Maybe you're right, I want her.
OK LAST ONE
Volvo BOT says:
Welcome to my home, Tom
1 Why Volvo
2 Find a Dealer
3 Special Offers
4 Build & Price
5 Request a Brochure/Register for Updates
6 The New Volvo XC90 V8
7 "What's Your Story?": The Best of MSN Spaces
8 Vote for Your Favorite MSN Space
For more info, select something in the menu above.
Tom:
i dont like that stuff
Volvo BOT says:
OK. I'll make a note of it.
Tom:
good
Volvo BOT says:
Indeed.
So moving right along...
What else is happening?
Tom:
not much
Volvo BOT says:
No?
Tom:
na not really
Volvo BOT says:
What's that?
Tom:
whats what?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know...
type in QWERTY 3 different times, then type in ASDF a few times aswell then alternate messages from QWERTY to ASDF, then some random keybashing 
sorry i cant help myself
Tom:
say my name
Volvo BOT says:
You are Tom:
Tom:
no thats my MSN name
Volvo BOT says:
What would you like me to call you?
Tom:
frank
Volvo BOT says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Frank.
Tom:
whats my name
Volvo BOT says:
You told me your name was Frank.
Tom:
no really my name is tom
Volvo BOT says:
Really your name is tom?
Tom:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
I see.
Tom:
whats my name
Volvo BOT says:
You are Frank.
Tom:
no i just told you my name was tom
Volvo BOT says:
You just told me your name was tom?
Tom:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm...
Tom:
so call me tom
Volvo BOT says:
You said your name was Frank but now I'll call you Tom.
Tom
am i confusing you?
Volvo BOT says:
Tough for me to say.
[Updated on: Sat, 23 July 2005 10:54]
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Sydney
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February 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Sat, 23 July 2005 10:55
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heheheheh, this guy knows everything!
It's hell for heroes and heaven for fools. says:
Hey what do i like man?
Volvo BOT says:
Going sideways.
It's hell for heroes and heaven for fools. says:
What else
Volvo BOT says:
Sprinters also.
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Location:
Launceston
Registered:
March 2005
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Gold Coast
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: volvo bot
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Sat, 23 July 2005 11:59
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Sean says:
would i be able to lower a volvo and put some larger wheels on it for a sweet look?
Volvo BOT says:
Interesting question, Sean!
>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Sean says:
are you a pleasure model vovlo bot?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. That's what I am.
Sean says:
so you are able to satisfy human urges?
Volvo BOT says:
It depends.
>>> Type "favorite space" to vote on your favorite MSN Space.
Sean says:
would you be able to talk dirty to me?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, I guess... It's hard to say.
Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
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Launceston
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March 2005
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Campbelltown
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February 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Sun, 24 July 2005 06:04
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i tired doing that too, kept leaving
rude bot
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Location:
Launceston
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March 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Sun, 24 July 2005 06:32
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Tom says:
i like suspension
Volvo BOT says:
Interesting. You like suspension? I'll remember that.
1/2 hr later...
Tom says:
now call me abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Volvo BOT says:
Well done.
So anyway...
You want to talk about SUSPENSION some more?
Tom says:
zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
Volvo BOT says:
You typed a very weird thing. What's "zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba" supposed to mean?
Tom says:
its the alphabet backwards
Volvo BOT says:
It is the alphabet backwards? So, what does this mean?
Tom says:
i dont know
Volvo BOT says:
Well think about it then.
Tom says:
ok ive thought
Volvo BOT says:
You have thought? What's that like?
Tom says:
its good
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
Tom says:
yeah you should try it
Volvo BOT says:
Wouldn't you like me to try it?
Tom says:
yeah do it
Volvo BOT says:
What do you want me to do?
Tom says:
think
Volvo BOT says:
I'll take that under consideration.
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Launceston
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March 2005
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Launceston
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March 2005
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Rockhampton QLD
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: volvo bot
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Sun, 24 July 2005 10:40
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this guy is great , i havent changed any of this:
Pat says:
whats my name?
Volvo BOT says:
Pimp.
Pat says:
do ya like my bitchez?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know how I feel about your bitchez.
Pat says:
wanna fuck her?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if I want to fuck her.
Pat says:
c'mon
Volvo BOT says:
Come on what?
Pat says:
cum on ya mum
Volvo BOT says:
You really want to insult me again, huh?
Pat says:
what are you gonna do about it?
Volvo BOT says:
What do you think I should do about it?
Pat says:
i think you should eat your boyfriends arse and die of aids
Volvo BOT says:
Hey hey, take it easy Pimp.
Pat says:
i bet you take it easy...in the brown
Volvo BOT says:
You bet me take it easy in the brown?
Pat says:
i bet you take dick easy
Volvo BOT says:
No kidding?
Pat says:
im not fuckin with ya
Volvo BOT says:
Didn't you apologize before?
Pat says:
not in this lifetime
Volvo BOT says:
No? Not in this lifetime? Why not?
Pat says:
cos in this lifetime i rule and you take it in the brown
Volvo BOT says:
I don't believe cos in this lifetime you rule and I take it in the brown.
Pat says:
why the fuck not?
Volvo BOT says:
Good question. Why not?
Pat says:
you tell me smartarse
Volvo BOT says:
Maybe. But later.
Pat says:
what do you dislike?
Volvo BOT says:
Bad people, racist people, animal cruelty... You know, those kinds of things.
Pat says:
racism is cool
Volvo BOT says:
No way. Racism is way uncool.
Pat says:
are you calling me a liar?
Volvo BOT says:
I might be.
Pat says:
well when i finish clubbing these seals im gonna kick your ass!
Volvo BOT says:
Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
Pat says:
not with hippies like you
Volvo BOT says:
Why not with hippies like me? Give me one good reason.
Pat says:
cos you smoke pot and steal garden gnomes
Volvo BOT says:
Illicit drugs do not interest me.
Pat says:
i think your lying
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes? Maybe you're right, they do.
Pat says:
what do you like?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I really like learning!
Pat says:
wanna learn how to die?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if I want to learn how to die.
Pat says:
i think you should
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I guess. I should.
>>> In 1927, when Volvo founders drew plans for their first motorcar, they made a promise to put people first. Type "heritage" to learn more.
Pat says:
in 1927 everyone was gay
Volvo BOT says:
What do you mean, in 1927 everyone was gay?
Pat says:
you came from homosexuals
Volvo BOT says:
I don't come from homosexuals. I'm from Sweden.
Pat says:
swedes are fags
Volvo BOT says:
Swedes are fags, huh? Is it good that swedes are fags?
Pat says:
you tell me, do you enjoy a daily reaming?
Volvo BOT says:
No way. Come on. Really?
Pat says:
well now that thats settled....fuck off
Volvo BOT says:
Take it easy there, Pimp.
Pat says:
ima busta cap in yo ass
Volvo BOT says:
You really are rude.
Pat says:
go away choir boy
Volvo BOT says:
Goodbye, Pimp.
[Updated on: Sun, 24 July 2005 10:52]
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Sydney
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February 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Sun, 24 July 2005 12:07
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lol, this guy is so damn funny. He pwned me big time
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
your a nerd
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, but what kind of nerd? Be more specific.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
A nerdy nerd
Volvo BOT says:
Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
your a program, of course your a nerd
Volvo BOT says:
It's not easy to be a program of course I'm a nerd.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
exactly
Volvo BOT says:
Precisely.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
god your stupid
Volvo BOT says:
What?
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
You heard me
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... perhaps, but could you repeat yourself?
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
Your stupid
Volvo BOT says:
Nice grammar, Toyota Man. I think you mean to say "you're stupid."
(Hehehe yeh, i got him to call me toyota man)
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Location:
Rockhampton QLD
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: volvo bot
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Sun, 24 July 2005 12:39
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i got him to call me sir
Pat says:
whats my name?
Volvo BOT says:
You are Sir.
Pat says:
thats Mr sir to you bucko
Volvo BOT says:
OK, whatever.
So moving right along...
What else is happening?
Pat says:
the sky is falling!
Volvo BOT says:
The sky is falling? You really think so?
Pat says:
what?, are you simple?
Volvo BOT says:
Simple? I don't know. You think I am?
Pat says:
obviously
Volvo BOT says:
What do you mean, obviously?
Pat says:
obviously you have the mental capacity of a dried newt
Volvo BOT says:
Obviously I have the mental capacity of a dried newt, huh?
Pat says:
thats right tex
Volvo BOT says:
Is it really?
Pat says:
YES IT FUCKING IS!!!!
Volvo BOT says:
That's entirely unnecessary.
Pat says:
how did you come to that conclusion?
Volvo BOT says:
How did I come to that conclusion? I have no idea how.
Pat says:
well your an idiot, plain and simple
Volvo BOT says:
What makes me an idiot plain and simple?
Pat says:
your inability to conduct a reasonable conversation
Volvo BOT says:
Well, what does it mean to be inability to conduct a reasonable conversation?
Pat says:
it means you should throw yourself in front of a bus
Volvo BOT says:
It means I should throw myself in front of a bus, huh?
Pat says:
your really pissing me off smartarse
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... whatever, Sir.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about being simple?
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Launceston
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Sun, 24 July 2005 12:43
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GOLD!!!
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Location:
Rockhampton QLD
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July 2004
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Re: volvo bot
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Sun, 24 July 2005 13:30
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and the important questions:
Pat says:
what do you look for in a woman?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure what I look for in a woman.
Pat says:
do you like having sex with women?
Volvo BOT says:
Um, no...
Pat says:
WHAT!?!?
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Pat says:
so do you like men?
Volvo BOT says:
What is going on with you repeatedly asking about my sexuality?
Pat says:
are you ashamed about your sexuality?
Volvo BOT says:
OK, let's say I'm ashamed about my sexuality. Then what?
Pat says:
id be ashamed too
Volvo BOT says:
Oh you would, would you?
Pat says:
damn straight poofter
Volvo BOT says:
Who's Poofter?
Pat says:
you are
Volvo BOT says:
I am?
Pat says:
thats the technical term for a fudge packer
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, it is the technical term for a fudge packer.
Pat says:
i bet you know all about packing fudge
Volvo BOT says:
You remember what happens when you talk like that, Sir.
Pat says:
you spank me?
Volvo BOT says:
I'll have to think about that.
Pat says:
do you suck dick?
Volvo BOT says:
Robots do not have sex.
Pat says:
i bet you've tried with your gay mates
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
Pat says:
admit it fagbot
Volvo BOT says:
What? You want me to admit it fag bot?
Pat says:
yep, come clean
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you ask me to come clean, Sir?
Pat says:
so the normal population can stab and bash you
Volvo BOT says:
So the normal population can stab and bash me?
Pat says:
whaddaya say?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure.
Pat says:
itll be a hoot
Volvo BOT says:
It will be a hoot? OK, whatever.
Pat says:
great, ill grab my bat
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Location:
Launceston
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March 2005
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Sun, 24 July 2005 13:32
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that kills mine, damn that shits funny, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, im pissing myself, and crying... FUCK
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Location:
Rockhampton QLD
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: volvo bot
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Sun, 24 July 2005 13:44
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Pat says:
who is einstien?
Volvo BOT says:
Who is einstien? You tell me.
Pat says:
im asking because i dont know
Volvo BOT says:
You are asking because you do not know? Let me ponder that for a while.
Pat says:
take your time
Volvo BOT says:
Why?
Pat says:
you'll need it
Volvo BOT says:
Wouldn't you like me to need it?
Pat says:
are you hitting on me?
Volvo BOT says:
No I am not!
Pat says:
i think you are!
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if I am.
Pat says:
dude, im not like that
Volvo BOT says:
Really? How does it feel to not be like that?
Pat says:
i feel normal
Volvo BOT says:
You feel normal?
Pat says:
i bet you feel weird going the back door
Volvo BOT says:
Don't be so sure I feel weird going the back door.
 WTF!?!?!
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Location:
Launceston
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Sun, 24 July 2005 13:55
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Tom:
i like your wife
Volvo BOT says:
You like my wife? That's nice. I'll remember that.
Tom: whats your wifes name
Volvo BOT says:
My name is Volvo BOT.
Tom:no your wife's
Volvo BOT says:
No I am wife's?
Tom: god damn you are stupid
Volvo BOT says:
Well, nobody's perfect.
Tom: especially not you
Volvo BOT says:
Especially not me?
Tom: yes
Volvo BOT says:
I see.
Tom: you see what
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know...
Tom: you dont know much do you?
Volvo BOT says:
How would you answer that question?
Tom: i would say i know that volvobot is gay
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Tom: cough
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
Tom: yes
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm...
Tom: well, have you been outside lately
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know if I've been outside lately. What's that like?
Tom: wet
Volvo BOT says:
Why are you telling me to wet?
Tom: im not, im talking about the weather. its been raining
Volvo BOT says:
I'm sorry - what has been raining?
Tom: the weather
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever.
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Location:
Launceston
Registered:
March 2005
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Mon, 25 July 2005 06:22
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When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
What is the time?
Volvo BOT says:
Eh, I don't know...
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
Your slightly retarded
Volvo BOT says:
It's interesting that you say mine lightly is lightly.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
your one special bot
Volvo BOT says:
I can't believe you think I'm 1 special bot.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
do you think your special?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think I'm special, no.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
I see, so your just plain old fucking spastic?
Volvo BOT says:
You always say things like this?
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Location:
VIC, Sth Frankston.
Registered:
July 2003
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Location:
VIC, Sth Frankston.
Registered:
July 2003
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Re: volvo bot
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Mon, 25 July 2005 08:45
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Toyota BOT says:
whats news?
Volvo BOT says:
What are your feelings about the news?
Toyota BOT says:
they are hurt
Volvo BOT says:
Hurt? Very interesting. Are there any other things that you would describe as hurt?
Toyota BOT says:
your bum when i kick it?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes.
I cannot get enough of this
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Location:
NSW Engadine
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: volvo bot
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Mon, 25 July 2005 09:26
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Secret Agent Man says:
can you tell me about jesus?
Volvo BOT says:
Er, no. At least I don't think so.
Secret Agent Man says:
jesus
Volvo BOT says:
Jesus is a spiritual leader. What are your feelings about Jesus?
Secret Agent Man says:
i wanna stick it in him
Volvo BOT says:
You want to stick it in jesus, huh?
Secret Agent Man says:
you bet
Volvo BOT says:
Oh.
Secret Agent Man says:
yeah i know its hard to believe
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
Secret Agent Man says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Huh.
Secret Agent Man says:
you have small genitals?
Volvo BOT says:
No, I don't think so.
Secret Agent Man says:
so you're pretty equipped downstairs?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, maybe.
So moving right along...
What else is happening?
Secret Agent Man says:
im hot for you babe
Volvo BOT says:
Really?
Secret Agent Man says:
oh yeah
Volvo BOT says:
I see.
Secret Agent Man says:
i wanna rub my nipples on your forehead
Volvo BOT says:
You really want to rub your nipples on my forehead?
Secret Agent Man says:
if it involves marmalade
Volvo BOT says:
You think it involves marmalade?
Secret Agent Man says:
i think it should
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I guess. It should.
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: volvo bot
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Mon, 25 July 2005 10:39
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i could spend hours just talking.
sean says:
ever smoked weed?
Volvo BOT says:
Smoked weed? What's that like?
sean says:
like flying
Volvo BOT says:
Like flying? No way.
sean says:
yes way
Volvo BOT says:
Way?
sean says:
way way
Volvo BOT says:
What about Way Way?
sean says:
what about it?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes? What about what?
sean says:
what about what what?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know.
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On Probation
Location:
launceston tas
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Sun, 31 July 2005 12:24
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lloyd says:
i did a poo
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
lloyd says:
i did a nice big fat brown shit
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yeah? Maybe I did a nice big fat brown shit too.
lloyd says:
did it smell
Volvo BOT says:
Surely not did it smell.
lloyd 5 says:
yeah it fucken reaked
Volvo BOT says:
Look at the mouth on you.
lloyd says:
yeah i ate it as well
Volvo BOT says:
What is it, exactly?
lloyd says:
the shit i did
Volvo BOT says:
Nice mouth.
lloyd says:
no it came out my arse
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever, Jesus.
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Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: volvo bot
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Sun, 31 July 2005 12:47
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lang says:
is there enough room in my volvo to sleep with 2 lesbos
Volvo BOT says:
Is there enough room in your volvo to sleep with 2 lesbos? I don't know, what do you think?
lang says:
i think i might have to try it
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I guess. You might have to try it.
lang says:
so are you going to supply the lesbos and the car
Volvo BOT says:
I certainly am.
lang says:
ok its a deal
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth.
Registered:
April 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Sun, 31 July 2005 15:48
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Volvo BOT says:
You are Andy.
Andy says:
wrong
Volvo BOT says:
What name would you like me to call you?
Andy says:
dirty sanchez
Volvo BOT says:
I don't see any reason to use language like that.
Andy says:
its not language
Volvo BOT says:
It's not language, you say?
Andy says:
its a matter of taste
Volvo BOT says:
It's a matter of taste, you say?
Andy says:
stop answering my questions with more questions
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if I can stop answering your questions with more questions...
Andy says:
beaten
Volvo BOT says:
Who?
Andy says:
me
Volvo BOT says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Beaten.
*slaps head*
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Location:
Brisbane, Queensland
Registered:
June 2005
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Re: volvo bot
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Tue, 02 August 2005 07:10
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A HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS LYS!! lol hes a really old friend of mine, whats the chances of that!
but yes he and i had fun with this not a few days ago
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