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Location: Canberra
Registered: August 2003
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My new Juicer.
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Mon, 08 August 2005 11:59
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I got a new Juicer today when I purchased an excersize bike (time to shed a few kegs for next footy season), I am intriguged by one of the features.
Listed with all the regualr thing you would expect from a juicer, powerful motor, large waste catcher etc was the clencher:
'Unlimited Juicing'
WTF?
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Location: Canberra
Registered: May 2002
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Mon, 08 August 2005 12:09
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I wish my juicer had that feature... I might get some juice out of it then.
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: May 2002
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Mon, 08 August 2005 12:14
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Aslong as it is easy to clean dude...
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Location: 1st street on the right
Registered: November 2002
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Mon, 08 August 2005 13:00
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It means you only need one of each type of fruit.
1. Add fruit
2. Turn on juicer
3. ???
4. Profit
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Location: c'town, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Mon, 08 August 2005 22:59
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now u just need to find a chick that comes with that feature
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Location: 1st street on the right
Registered: November 2002
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Tue, 09 August 2005 07:21
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Feature 1, 2 or 4?
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Location: Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered: January 2003
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Tue, 09 August 2005 07:39
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clubagreenie wrote on Mon, 08 August 2005 23:00 | It means you only need one of each type of fruit.
1. Add fruit
2. Turn on chick
3. ???
4. Profit
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Location: Canberra
Registered: August 2004
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Tue, 09 August 2005 07:46
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Oh how i long for a good juicer....bottled juices just dont cut it anymore...
Oh and what kinda footy do ya play? who for?
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I supported Toymods
Location: Australia
Registered: November 2003
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Tue, 09 August 2005 08:40
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oldcorollas wrote on Tue, 09 August 2005 15:39 |
clubagreenie wrote on Mon, 08 August 2005 23:00 | It means you only need one of each type of fruit.
1. Add fruit
2. Turn on chick
3. ???
4. Profit
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Be careful
1. & 2. might be the wrong way around...
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I supported Toymods
Location: Australia
Registered: November 2003
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Tue, 09 August 2005 08:41
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Oh, and I think step 3 might involve some kind of online-voyeurism
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Location: Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered: January 2003
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Tue, 09 August 2005 09:07
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clubagreenie wrote on Mon, 08 August 2005 23:00 | It means you only need one of each type of fruit.
1. Add chick
2. Turn on fruit??
3. ???
4. Profit
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that just seems weird.... unless it's motorised fruit
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Location: Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered: November 2004
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Tue, 09 August 2005 09:19
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oldcorollas wrote on Tue, 09 August 2005 19:07 | clubagreenie wrote on Mon, 08 August 2005 23:00 | It means you only need one of each type of fruit.
1. Add chick
2. Turn on fruit??
3. ???
4. Profit
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that just seems weird.... unless it's motorised fruit
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banana dildo
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Location: 1st street on the right
Registered: November 2002
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Tue, 09 August 2005 09:51
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WTF is going on, I clearly wrote"Turn on Juicer" or at least that's what I'm seeing. Or has someone been using mod privledges to fuck with my mind ED?
Long hand
Have profit, turns on da chick, use fruit on the chick, ??? where is the profit gone (she juiced it out of you)
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Location: Canberra
Registered: August 2003
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Tue, 09 August 2005 12:21
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haha a thread has changed from talking about my juicer to talking about dildo's. Now why didn't I see that coming?
I play Rugby for Wests. Well most years I do, this year I had a shoulder reconstruction and coached 5th grade.
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Location: Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered: January 2003
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Tue, 09 August 2005 12:41
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so what do you actually stick in a juicer to make nice juice?
oranges? carrots? something i've always wondered is how creative ppl get with juice machines... or do they just end up making plain old OJ??
sorry almost forgot...
banana dildos.....
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Location: 1st street on the right
Registered: November 2002
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Tue, 09 August 2005 22:11
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Apple, pear and ginger works
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Location: Canberra
Registered: August 2003
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Tue, 09 August 2005 22:15
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I haven't opened the new one yet, but back when I was living with mum and dad I used to do all sorts. Pinapple and anything is a good start!! Pinapple + Coconut Milk + Bicardi Yum!!! Nashi pears make a bloody good jucie, but be prepared to pay $6+ a glass
Saying that I do love just plain old freshly squeezed apple juice.
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Location: c'town, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Location: Canberra
Registered: August 2003
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Tue, 09 August 2005 23:39
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Thanks Rob, I have lost count of the number of times I have confused anal juice and apple juice!
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Location: Central Coast, NSW
Registered: February 2005
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Wed, 10 August 2005 00:02
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CrUZsida wrote on Tue, 09 August 2005 18:41 | Oh, and I think step 3 might involve some kind of online-voyeurism
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only in your case cruz, sitting on top of your UZX-73 and ... well, we'll leave it there
*has flashbacks to the cressida forum thread*
gah
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Location: Perth Western Australia
Registered: April 2004
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Wed, 10 August 2005 05:00
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rob_RA40 wrote on Wed, 10 August 2005 07:23 |
Squid wrote on Wed, 10 August 2005 08:15 |
Saying that I do love just plain old freshly squeezed anal juice.
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fixed for u
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bahahahhahahah
ROB RA40 your classic ... i laff everytime i see your Avatar and everything you say is so retarded its GREAT !
keep up the good work ..
i also have a juicer .. i put babys in it
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Location: Adelaide
Registered: January 2005
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Re: My new Juicer.
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Sat, 20 August 2005 11:52
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take my word for it u cant juice a banana.
or even 5 for that matter
cheers scott
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