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Squid
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My new Juicer. Mon, 08 August 2005 11:59 Go to next message
I got a new Juicer today when I purchased an excersize bike (time to shed a few kegs for next footy season), I am intriguged by one of the features.

Listed with all the regualr thing you would expect from a juicer, powerful motor, large waste catcher etc was the clencher:

'Unlimited Juicing'

WTF?
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Re: My new Juicer. Mon, 08 August 2005 12:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Shocked
I wish my juicer had that feature... I might get some juice out of it then.
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Re: My new Juicer. Mon, 08 August 2005 12:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Aslong as it is easy to clean dude... Laughing
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Re: My new Juicer. Mon, 08 August 2005 13:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
It means you only need one of each type of fruit.

1. Add fruit
2. Turn on juicer
3. ???
4. Profit

Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz
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Re: My new Juicer. Mon, 08 August 2005 22:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
now u just need to find a chick that comes with that feature
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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 07:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Feature 1, 2 or 4?
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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 07:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
clubagreenie wrote on Mon, 08 August 2005 23:00

It means you only need one of each type of fruit.

1. Add fruit
2. Turn on chick
3. ???
4. Profit



Shocked
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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 07:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Oh how i long for a good juicer....bottled juices just dont cut it anymore...

Oh and what kinda footy do ya play? who for?
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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 08:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
oldcorollas wrote on Tue, 09 August 2005 15:39

clubagreenie wrote on Mon, 08 August 2005 23:00

It means you only need one of each type of fruit.

1. Add fruit
2. Turn on chick
3. ???
4. Profit



Shocked

Be careful
1. & 2. might be the wrong way around...
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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 08:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Oh, and I think step 3 might involve some kind of online-voyeurism
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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 09:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
clubagreenie wrote on Mon, 08 August 2005 23:00

It means you only need one of each type of fruit.

1. Add chick
2. Turn on fruit??
3. ???
4. Profit




that just seems weird.... unless it's motorised fruit Shocked
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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 09:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
oldcorollas wrote on Tue, 09 August 2005 19:07

clubagreenie wrote on Mon, 08 August 2005 23:00

It means you only need one of each type of fruit.

1. Add chick
2. Turn on fruit??
3. ???
4. Profit



that just seems weird.... unless it's motorised fruit Shocked



Laughing banana dildo
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clubagreenie
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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 09:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
WTF is going on, I clearly wrote"Turn on Juicer" or at least that's what I'm seeing. Or has someone been using mod privledges to fuck with my mind ED?

Long hand

Have profit, turns on da chick, use fruit on the chick, ??? where is the profit gone (she juiced it out of you)
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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 12:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
haha a thread has changed from talking about my juicer to talking about dildo's. Now why didn't I see that coming? Razz Razz Razz Razz

I play Rugby for Wests. Well most years I do, this year I had a shoulder reconstruction and coached 5th grade.
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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 12:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
so what do you actually stick in a juicer to make nice juice?
oranges? carrots? something i've always wondered is how creative ppl get with juice machines... or do they just end up making plain old OJ??









sorry almost forgot...

banana dildos..... Wink
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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 22:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Apple, pear and ginger works
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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 22:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I haven't opened the new one yet, but back when I was living with mum and dad I used to do all sorts. Pinapple and anything is a good start!! Smile Pinapple + Coconut Milk + Bicardi Yum!!! Nashi pears make a bloody good jucie, but be prepared to pay $6+ a glass Smile

Saying that I do love just plain old freshly squeezed apple juice.
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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 23:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Squid wrote on Wed, 10 August 2005 08:15


Saying that I do love just plain old freshly squeezed anal juice.


fixed for u Laughing

[Updated on: Tue, 09 August 2005 23:24]

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Re: My new Juicer. Tue, 09 August 2005 23:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Thanks Rob, I have lost count of the number of times I have confused anal juice and apple juice!
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Re: My new Juicer. Wed, 10 August 2005 00:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
CrUZsida wrote on Tue, 09 August 2005 18:41

Oh, and I think step 3 might involve some kind of online-voyeurism




only in your case cruz, sitting on top of your UZX-73 and ... well, we'll leave it there


*has flashbacks to the cressida forum thread*



gah Laughing
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Re: My new Juicer. Wed, 10 August 2005 05:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
rob_RA40 wrote on Wed, 10 August 2005 07:23

Squid wrote on Wed, 10 August 2005 08:15


Saying that I do love just plain old freshly squeezed anal juice.


fixed for u Laughing


bahahahhahahah

ROB RA40 your classic ... i laff everytime i see your Avatar and everything you say is so retarded its GREAT !

keep up the good work ..

i also have a juicer .. i put babys in it
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PMP020
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Re: My new Juicer. Sat, 20 August 2005 11:52 Go to previous message
take my word for it u cant juice a banana.
or even 5 for that matter
cheers scott
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