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Thu, 11 August 2005 09:53
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Hey guys,
i was wondering what you recon the worst movie of all time is?
Adam
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Thu, 11 August 2005 09:58
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Pretty much anything with Nicole Kidman would have to be right up there.
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Thu, 11 August 2005 10:02
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Plan 9 from outer space is pretty much the accepted worst movie of all time.
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Thu, 11 August 2005 10:05
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ocean's 12 would be up there for me. i really like oceans 11 tho 
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Thu, 11 August 2005 10:14
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the adventures of baron von munchousen
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Thu, 11 August 2005 10:18
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2001: A space Odyssey.
Crappiest movie ever. Loved the concept, hated the long shots, it was just painful and i don't care how artistic it is.
I loved HAL9000's death scene though.
Guess that movie resulted in the creation of a "editor".
-Jay
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Thu, 11 August 2005 10:20
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just though of three, fast and furious, 2fast 2 furious and ghost 
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Thu, 11 August 2005 10:22
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Ghosts of Mars definately up there with the worst but it did have Clea DuVall in it so it wasn't a total write off 
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Thu, 11 August 2005 10:28
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| Fujiwara_ToFu wrote on Thu, 11 August 2005 20:18 |
2001: A space Odyssey.
Crappiest movie ever. Loved the concept, hated the long shots, it was just painful and i don't care how artistic it is.
I loved HAL9000's death scene though.
Guess that movie resulted in the creation of a "editor".
-Jay
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we have a winner
i made myself sit through the whole thing one day since i kept getting up and walking out of the room every time it was on
now i know to avoid it totally
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Thu, 11 August 2005 10:40
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C'mon, lay off our nicole... I'm not really a fan but you cant tar all her movies with the same brush; bmx bandits rocked...
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Thu, 11 August 2005 11:05
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Hi,
Solaris, with George Clooney was bad.
So too are serious chick-flicks like, Snow Fallig on Cedars, Beaches, Pavilion of Women, Out of Africa, The Piano, The Notebook, The English Patient.... my god the list can go on forever with these bad boys.
seeyuzz
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Thu, 11 August 2005 11:15
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I haven't seen any of those! I guess i could tell they sucked without having to sit through them. Sure you didn't enjoy them just a little bit river???
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Thu, 11 August 2005 11:27
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Hi,
Nope. Most of them I've never seen. I saw a few a long time ago when I was lied to that there was hot lesbian action in the movie. Now I don't bother 'cos I know there's no hot action - just boring, deep and painfully meaning chick issues that fly many parsecs over my puny male brain.
Any chick in this house that wants me to watch a sissy pic has to also watch the NRL or Cricket or WWE (which is the best deterrent).
Chick flicks never have the three basic ingredients for a good movie... hot sex action, plenty of biffo and shootouts, and a good car chase.
seeyuzz
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Thu, 11 August 2005 11:30
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your saying anything with nicole kidman so does that mean you hate days of thunder...
that movie kicks ass. did you know Tom Cruise wrote it and came up with the concept of the movie he must really like cars. lol
oh and the most voted worst film is the church of scientology's Battlefield Earth Directed by John Travolta.
NOW THATS A SHIT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!
cheers
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Thu, 11 August 2005 12:23
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I always accepted that Plan 9 from outer space was the worst until I saw open water, or the first 10 minutes I made it through. I don't care how small your budget it, my 4YO can hold a camera still. WHY CANT YOU?
All those who pick on 2001. You simply don't understand. Watch it, then 2010, then read the 3rd book. But you probably still won't.
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Thu, 11 August 2005 12:29
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2 fast 2 Furious,Godzilla,perfect storm,lost in translation..
There are so many,and i guarantee my missus will pick them every time at the video store.
On an upnote I have seen about 2/3 of Enemy at the gates and was thoroughly impressed.
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Thu, 11 August 2005 14:46
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...I think my vote goes to Deathrace 2000. Think Carmageddon in movie form...then take Sly Stallone in the early days...
There are a lot of movies I can recall not liking...but that one just takes the cake on crapness...
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Thu, 11 August 2005 15:13
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Independence day, Last Samuari, Godzilla,
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Thu, 11 August 2005 15:42
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ill tell you the best movie ever, TORQUE! wow, jus that terrible that it had to be good in sum way. i mean, who would have spent money on a movie they knew from the start was terrible. there has to be a hidden metaphor i missed right/??!!! RIGHT??!!
well i really liked enemy at the gates, also liked boondock saints, snatch, fight club, rocky 1,2,3,4,5 still not sure if its an action or a comedy. lol grease was a classic lol.
i like movies, i got so much time on my hands 
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jason
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Thu, 11 August 2005 15:48
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| river wrote on Thu, 11 August 2005 21:05 |
So too are serious chick-flicks like, Snow Fallig on Cedars, Beaches, Pavilion of Women, Out of Africa, The Piano, The Notebook, The English Patient.... my god the list can go on forever with these bad boys.
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The Notebook was suprisingly ok.  Was made to sit through it by my gf and I actually enjoyed this one.
But yeah, bad movies. Hrmmm too many to choose from. Fast and Furious and all its sequels, torque was mega bad too... and.. Freddy got fingered. I just didnt get that one 
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Thu, 11 August 2005 16:11
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i slept tru the grinch who stole christmas 
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Thu, 11 August 2005 16:11
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| xolent wrote on Fri, 12 August 2005 01:13 |
Independence day, Last Samuari, Godzilla,
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I liked Independence Day (although it's kind of stupid looking back on it) but the Last Samurai rocked! 
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Thu, 11 August 2005 16:19
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Independence day, is VERY much like godzilla in a sense that city gets blown up and somehow they fix the problem blah blah blah
and Last Samurai, besides Katsumoto, everything else was crap. I didn't like the idea how they put Tom Cruise in the an event that actually happened, and insinuating that he was the last samuarai, though it's not ever said he was in the movie, it's pretty much shown that he is the last saumari, and wtf is with the ending? that skinny ass emperor asking him in broken english "how did he die?" and the katies holmes lover replied "i'll tell you how he lived"
like pfft c'mon....
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Thu, 11 August 2005 18:28
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| xolent wrote on Fri, 12 August 2005 02:19 |
Independence day, is VERY much like godzilla in a sense that city gets blown up and somehow they fix the problem blah blah blah
and Last Samurai, besides Katsumoto, everything else was crap. I didn't like the idea how they put Tom Cruise in the an event that actually happened, and insinuating that he was the last samuarai, though it's not ever said he was in the movie, it's pretty much shown that he is the last saumari, and wtf is with the ending? that skinny ass emperor asking him in broken english "how did he die?" and the katies holmes lover replied "i'll tell you how he lived"
like pfft c'mon....
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I tend to disagree. Remembering now what Godzilla was about, Godzilla was the menace terrorizing the city and the remake was just for special effects I rekcon. The story was pretty BS. To me it's like you've got the problem and there is a solution but it's more like they wanted you to sit back and watch the special effects in order to keep you entertained, not the plot.
ID is more like you've got aliens trying to take over the entire world and the human race is banding together to reclaim Earth and get rid of the invaders. It's an epic struggle where mankind puts away their petty differences to overcome the bigger obstacle.
Last Samurai, besides Katsumoto, everything else was crap. I didn't like the idea how they put Tom Cruise in the an event that actually happened, and insinuating that he was the last samuarai, though it's not ever said he was in the movie, it's pretty much shown that he is the last saumari, and wtf is with the ending? that skinny ass emperor asking him in broken english "how did he die?" and the katies holmes lover replied "i'll tell you how he lived"
As for Last Samurai.. Firstly, Tom Cruise is a good actor. Secondly it wasn't an event that actually happened. It is only loosely based on historical events (more than one). At the time the movie is set the Japanese had already decided to use Prussian and British guns and they weren't using those primitive muzzle-loading rifles either. A lot of people have a bone to pick with this movie in that 'oh it's not historically correct' or other crap like that. I think they should just get over it. It was never intended to be a documentary or a hollywood movie 'of a historical event'. Rather it is a hollywood movie 'based on several historic occurences. It was made with the intention of providing entertainment so that millions of people pay money to go and sit through it.
As for him being the last samurai and him telling the emperor 'I will tell you how he lived' and the emperor speaking up finally etc. It's all a bunch of cliches and that's what sells.
Personally, I just see it as a story and I find it pretty entertaining.
to each his own i guess...
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Thu, 11 August 2005 18:52
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| Sprinter Adam wrote on Thu, 11 August 2005 19:53 |
Hey guys,
i was wondering what you recon the worst movie of all time is?
Adam
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Chicken park.
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Thu, 11 August 2005 22:17
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anything with Jackie Chan.
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Thu, 11 August 2005 22:30
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c'mon guys, we're talking about the worst movie ever, not just a bad movie you don't happen to like. This eliminates fast and the furious, ID4 and many others mentioned, b ecause they at least have some redeeming features, and watchable moments.
plan 9 I have never watched, but have heard it is purely atrocious (as is anything by that director incidentally).
Battlefield earth was terrible.
Open water pissed me off to no end - seriously, it's blair witch except nothing happens.
kangaroo jack was painful in ways I didn't think movies could be (well, to be truthful I've only seen the "highlights", and they were bad enough to make me consider suicide)
Spice world (I'm assuming - I'm not stupid enough to actually watch it)
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Thu, 11 August 2005 22:35
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The Royal Tenenbaums and The Bodyguard.
Cheers, Greg.
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Thu, 11 August 2005 23:31
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Chopping Mall - If you haven't seen it grab a copy, it is sooo bad it is funny!!
Who said the notebook wasn't that bad?? Are you kidding, I was forced to watch this on a plane, what a long winded soppy boring piece of shite!!!
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Thu, 11 August 2005 23:53
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Batman and Robin
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Fri, 12 August 2005 00:07
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Bad Taste (filmed in New Zealand) it was farken terrible! Apparently there is even 'Bad Taste 2', but no video store ever has it
Has anyone seen Bad Taste? Because apart from the people who I watched it with I have never come across anyone else who has seen it
Bad Taste had no redeeming qualities at any stage.
WATCH IT NOW
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Fri, 12 August 2005 00:15
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nope haven't seen it you seen Johnny pnuemonic not many ppl have seen it either.
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Fri, 12 August 2005 01:09
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| Corona RT142 wrote on Fri, 12 August 2005 09:07 |
Johny Pneumonic (spelling) extremely shit sci fi/action movie starring Keanu Reeves.
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Johnny Mnemonic - it wasn't great, but not that bad. You have to read the William Gibson story to understand it (it's in his collection of short stories called Burning Chrome), but even then the movie strays pretty far from the book.
Damn I've seen some stinker movies with the missus - Pearl Harbour, Capitan Correlli's Mandolin, The Notebook.. the list goes on!
Meet the Feebles would have to be one movie that was sometimes funny but mostly awful.
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Fri, 12 August 2005 01:35
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THE RING 2!
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Fri, 12 August 2005 01:36
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For me it the worst movie of all time would be
"The Shaft" no not the Samuel L Jackson one. This one is about a Killer elevator you got to see to appreciate how crap it is.
my god its bad
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Fri, 12 August 2005 01:37
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A couple of other really shit ones, graveyard shift by stephen king, Benn omg shit.
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Fri, 12 August 2005 01:38
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revenge of the nerds 2 and 3, just lame
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Fri, 12 August 2005 01:39
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| clubagreenie wrote on Thu, 11 August 2005 22:23 |
I always accepted that Plan 9 from outer space was the worst until I saw open water, or the first 10 minutes I made it through. I don't care how small your budget it, my 4YO can hold a camera still. WHY CANT YOU?
All those who pick on 2001. You simply don't understand. Watch it, then 2010, then read the 3rd book. But you probably still won't.
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Indeed, I stand corrected. Open water was the biggest waste of time ive ever experianced.
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Fri, 12 August 2005 01:46
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| M.J.H wrote on Fri, 12 August 2005 04:52 |
| Sprinter Adam wrote on Thu, 11 August 2005 19:53 |
Hey guys,
i was wondering what you recon the worst movie of all time is?
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god i havnt seen that in years ...with good reason
and lay off revenge of the nerds!
ok number4 sucked when booger got married but the rest were cool!
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Fri, 12 August 2005 01:57
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there was a fourth?!!
Oh yeah its all coming back to me - karate kid3 i think where he teachs the girl how to fight.
That movie with jackie chang in the love boat where theres that street fighter scene.
Blair witch 1 and 2
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Fri, 12 August 2005 01:58
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oh maddox how can you be so brilliant all the time!
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Fri, 12 August 2005 01:58
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| xolent wrote on Fri, 12 August 2005 02:19 |
and Last Samurai, besides Katsumoto, everything else was crap. I didn't like the idea how they put Tom Cruise in the an event that actually happened, and insinuating that he was the last samuarai, though it's not ever said he was in the movie, it's pretty much shown that he is the last saumari, and wtf is with the ending? that skinny ass emperor asking him in broken english "how did he die?" and the katies holmes lover replied "i'll tell you how he lived"
like pfft c'mon....
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If you can look past the glaring historical missconceptions in the film and look it more as just a well written, directed and acted art piece then it is acctually one of the most inspiring films realised by hollywood over the last few years...
not many western films leave me with a sense of injustice, freedom and sadness all in one... the last samurai did that for me, dunno about the rest of u.
And Godzilla is just an epic that was well before it's time... and it was more than just a dinosaur eating tokyo... good social commentry
Independance day was a good box office film... explosions, aliens, space ships, will smith... what more could you ask for on a saturday night with popcorn!
as for worst movies of all time:
Torque
Biker Boys
Daredevil
Catwoman
Worst films ever created
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Fri, 12 August 2005 02:02
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ahh godzilla nothing beats Gamera bwahahaha its soo funny.
Easy rider is also shit and Blue Velvet what else most midday movies.
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Fri, 12 August 2005 02:04
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"But I'm a cheerleader" was soooo bad that I loved it
Its about a cheerleader whose parents think she's gay so they ship her off to a kind of gay rehab to make her straight.
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Fri, 12 August 2005 02:04
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I agree with Maddox .. although i hate most movies with Russell Crowe
hes a fucking tool .. i would say i hate all his movies but Gladiator simply coz of that scene where he/another cast member chops that guys head off with dual swords !
hrrmm also i hate XXX with a passion VIN DIMSAL IS A FUCKING TARD and havent brought myself to watch XXX2
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Fri, 12 August 2005 02:12
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Logans Run, Romeo and Juliet, Blade runner, three shockers i had too watch for english, i'll ad episode One of Star wars to that list, first and only star wars movie i have watched and it sucked.
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Fri, 12 August 2005 02:14
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new star wars movies suck. old star wars movies kick arse
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Fri, 12 August 2005 02:19
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Oh another one is that Jackie Chan movie, I think it's from Melbourne(?) and where he plays a chef. Watching that movie convinced me to believe that Australian's can't act.
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Fri, 12 August 2005 05:23
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| ke382TG wrote on Fri, 12 August 2005 10:07 |
Bad Taste (filmed in New Zealand) it was farken terrible! Apparently there is even 'Bad Taste 2', but no video store ever has it
Has anyone seen Bad Taste? Because apart from the people who I watched it with I have never come across anyone else who has seen it
Bad Taste had no redeeming qualities at any stage.
WATCH IT NOW
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YES!!!!
I have seen it, a couple of times now. I even have a copy of the DVD at home.
Honestly one of the CRAPPIEST movies EVER... but it's just so crap and pathetic that it DOES have some endearing qualities! You just have to watch it to understand
I mean in what other movie is the money shot made with a "Megnum"
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Fri, 12 August 2005 06:15
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Deck dogz, oceans 12, Cheese it!! oh wait, that wasn't a movie.
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| ke382TG wrote on Fri, 12 August 2005 10:07 |
Bad Taste (filmed in New Zealand) it was farken terrible! Apparently there is even 'Bad Taste 2', but no video store ever has it
Has anyone seen Bad Taste? Because apart from the people who I watched it with I have never come across anyone else who has seen it
Bad Taste had no redeeming qualities at any stage.
WATCH IT NOW
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Although Bad Taste isn't Peter Jackson's best production (you just can't beat BRAINDEAD ) it can't be considered the worst film ever, surely!
There are so many crap films I don't even know where to begin..
But my personal torment is provided by the little gem FACEOFF, which gets a mention just because it seems to be on the telly every eight fricken weeks.
Also, anything featuring Meg Ryan. Or Kevin Costner.
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Fri, 12 August 2005 07:03
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- TOURQE, crappy bike version of fast and the furious
- 8 LEGGED FREAKS, bad bad bad spider movie
- BATMAN, old school one with adamn west as batman,(guy in spandex)
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Fri, 12 August 2005 07:06
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| Corona RT142 wrote on Fri, 12 August 2005 12:12 |
Logans Run, Romeo and Juliet, Blade runner, three shockers i had too watch for english,
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This thread is about the worst movies of all time, and you put one of the most revered sci-fi movies ever made on the list? Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's a bad movie. Ask any serious film critic and I doubt they'll have many negative comments about it.
I haven't seen enough movies (especially older ones) to vote on the worst movie ever, but the worst one I've seen in recent times was Ghosts of Mars. It made no sense, it was boring as hell (strange since it was a sci-fi/action movie set in space), and I've seen better acting in school plays. Somehow it was moderately successful though? Go figure.
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Fri, 12 August 2005 07:08
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put it this way i gaurentee you anyone that does advanced english and studies in the wild will say its the shitest movie they have ever seen.
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Torque, Biker Boyz, Speed 2, Titanic -- anything with Martin Henderson.
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waking life and anything initial D
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