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 got defect!!!11one one one
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Sun, 28 August 2005 05:02
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Just on my way home from sydney today (pacific highway near swansea) i saw at least 7 or 8 cop cars with about 30+ modified so called "mini trucks" pulled over all along a streach of the highway, let me tell you the drivers of the ute's didn't look happy at all. And it appeared as if every car was getting a good going over and can imagine there would have been a fair few defect notices issued.
Anyone else see this, or got info about it?
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Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
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January 2003
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Sun, 28 August 2005 05:46
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sucks to go on cruises with other defect magnets 
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Sun, 28 August 2005 12:23
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Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Sun, 28 August 2005 13:20
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| gianttomato wrote on Sun, 28 August 2005 22:23 |
I was touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Boycott McDonalds.
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havin a good day huh?
at least it wasn't bubbles or a priest
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Sun, 28 August 2005 13:45
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| gianttomato wrote on Sun, 28 August 2005 22:23 |
I was touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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This actually refers to the new religion I have joined. As a scientist, you should join too. 
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Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
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Sun, 28 August 2005 14:04
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You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
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I supported Toymods
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Perth.
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April 2005
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Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
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January 2003
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Sun, 28 August 2005 14:35
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WOW, they have T-SHIRTS 
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I supported Toymods
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Sun, 28 August 2005 22:27
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Dr GT,
Thank you for enlightening me with the faith i have long lusted for. Many years have i searched, talked the ears off Mormans and Jahova's Witnesses at my doorstep, queried preists to the point of insanity; always yearning for a religion that would accept my long held beleifs that the lack of pirates in today's world was causing untold damage to this planet and our society..... and you have now shown me the light. I am forever in your debt.
I would also like to share my long held boycott of the "Grinned-Reaper" food outlets. Since the Winter of 2001 i have nay eaten a single bite of McDonalds produced foods - only softserve, coke and cookies, since these are all externally produced. My personal beliefs have always been that this hellspawn of food outlets has only ever existed for one reason - the Pirates were not around to stop them.
Now i know that i too have been touched by His Noodly appendage, for I had believed these things before i knew of Him.
now do not forget the international celebration of His Noodly self - INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, SEPTEMBER 19TH.
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Mon, 29 August 2005 02:29
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YARRRRR!!!!
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Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Mon, 29 August 2005 02:30
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hmmm interesting best thread steal evah.
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Mon, 29 August 2005 02:59
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| Corona RT142 wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 12:30 |
hmmm interesting best thread steal evah.
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Avast!! Look at the dirty bilge rat that crawlewd out of the bung hole!! ARRR! Walk the plank, lubber!!!!onewon1111
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Mon, 29 August 2005 04:02
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AVAST!!!! This be a thread mutany!!111yarr
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I supported Toymods
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Mon, 29 August 2005 04:40
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No Reely, GARRR, This Thread be Ticklin me Fancy Me Hearties!
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I supported Toymods
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Perth, Western Australia
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Mon, 29 August 2005 05:25
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Return of the Blood Ninja!!!!:
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Mon, 29 August 2005 09:25
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"'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine."
"Come for the freak; stay for the food."
"Arrrr!!"
Great lines from a great man. Captain McAlister (not actually a captain).
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Mon, 29 August 2005 10:02
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Captain mcalister... is it true you are not a real captain?
yarr.. tis true.
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I supported Toymods
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Mon, 29 August 2005 10:05
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bloodninja rules all 
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Mon, 29 August 2005 11:40
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yarr this scurvy draven scum be billowin up the wrong bilge pipe!
.... yes bloodninja is funny as.
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Wed, 31 August 2005 03:34
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I supported Toymods
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Wed, 31 August 2005 03:41
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ahhh bloodninja...
will anyone ever tire of his endless IRC antics
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Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Wed, 31 August 2005 12:03
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| gianttomato wrote on Wed, 31 August 2005 13:34 |
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I supported Toymods
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Re: got defect!!!11one one one
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Wed, 31 August 2005 14:37
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i love it when my work is appreciated
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