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Reddle for you all!! Thu, 01 September 2005 20:15 Go to next message
If there are ten sparrows on a tree branch.
And you shoot one with a shot gun
How many sparrows are left on the branch?




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Re: Reddle for you all!! Thu, 01 September 2005 21:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
none Razz

[Updated on: Thu, 01 September 2005 21:39]

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Re: Reddle for you all!! Thu, 01 September 2005 22:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
none, cause with a shotty u'll probably blow the branch off too
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Thu, 01 September 2005 23:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
BLK1GGTE wrote on Fri, 02 September 2005 06:15

If there are ten sparrows on a tree branch.
And you shoot one with a shot gun
How many sparrows are left on the branch?







depending on the distance you are away with the shot gun you'll a shoot them all and b blow the branch off
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Thu, 01 September 2005 23:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
hehe one of u has it right, lol Very Happy
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Thu, 01 September 2005 23:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
None, because the noise of the gun alone is enough to send them flying away...
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 00:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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None, because the noise of the gun alone is enough to send them flying away...


Your theory kind of makes duck hunting an impossibility as they will just fly away from shotgun pellets screaming towards them when they hear the shot Rolling Eyes

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If there are ten sparrows on a tree branch.
And you shoot one with a shot gun
How many sparrows are left on the branch?



You might want to read the riddle again too as it says you shot one.

79rollaboy: Reading and comprehension D- Laughing
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 04:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
10

It doesn't say anything about them falling out or dying.
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 04:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ke382TG wrote on Fri, 02 September 2005 10:50

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None, because the noise of the gun alone is enough to send them flying away...


Your theory kind of makes duck hunting an impossibility as they will just fly away from shotgun pellets screaming towards them when they hear the shot Rolling Eyes



what? this just makes no sense. a duck will hear a shotgun blast then fly away BEFORE the pellets get to it? a split second later? not fucking likely.

i think hes right, you shoot one (hes dead now), and the rest fly away, so none are left on the branch.
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 06:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
bigg willie style wrote on Fri, 02 September 2005 14:59

ke382TG wrote on Fri, 02 September 2005 10:50

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None, because the noise of the gun alone is enough to send them flying away...


Your theory kind of makes duck hunting an impossibility as they will just fly away from shotgun pellets screaming towards them when they hear the shot Rolling Eyes



what? this just makes no sense. a duck will hear a shotgun blast then fly away BEFORE the pellets get to it? a split second later? not fucking likely.

i think hes right, you shoot one (hes dead now), and the rest fly away, so none are left on the branch.


yeah that's how I saw it.. wasn't much of a riddle if we're right =\
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 06:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Put it this way...i wouldn't be standing there if some poor bloke next to me copped a bullet in the face, would you?
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 07:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I am sticking with my 10. If it's a riddle, then you can't take into account the feelings of the birds and how they will react. It's simple numbers.

Otherwise it's just a question. What happens when a bird hears a noise?

So when is the answer?
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 07:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
this is an old one. the answer is zero. dead one falls off, other nine fly away.
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 08:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
yep answer is zero...It is an old one Very Happy
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 08:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Shit riddle... do a new one...

[Updated on: Fri, 02 September 2005 08:12]

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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 08:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
How is that a riddle?
Unless you have no idea what a shotgun is?!?

It's just a question. If a loud noise happens around birds what will happen? barely a riddle if you ask me.

If the answer is 0, then that is the lamest 'riddle' I have heard.
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 08:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sigmeister wrote on Fri, 02 September 2005 18:37

How is that a riddle?
Unless you have no idea what a shotgun is?!?

It's just a question. If a loud noise happens around birds what will happen? barely a riddle if you ask me.

If the answer is 0, then that is the lamest 'riddle' I have heard.


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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 09:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
look i was pissed and bored, Laughing
forgive me Wink
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 15:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message

A. A shotgun fires numerous ballistics - ie. single slugs

B. Perhaps it was silenced, fired from a great distance

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Re: Reddle for you all!! Fri, 02 September 2005 16:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
unforgiven wrote on Fri, 02 September 2005 16:57

Put it this way...i wouldn't be standing there if some poor bloke next to me copped a bullet in the face, would you?


I would keep standing there... I think the fact that you weren't the one that was shot proves that where you were standing is reasonably safe. Razz
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Sat, 03 September 2005 10:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
you would have to be a good shot to hit something with a 1oz slug out of a shottie from a distance Razz
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Sat, 03 September 2005 12:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
im going ten, two reasons,
1. didnt say it died/fell off
2. WOW ten sparrows on a branch, i'll shoot this one in the cage i have next to me... who said anything about shooting the ones on the branch?
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Sat, 03 September 2005 12:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ummm, the answer was zero. the riddler ( Rolling Eyes ) already told us the answer.
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Sat, 03 September 2005 16:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
um whatsa Reddle?
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Sat, 03 September 2005 16:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
A deaf bloke jumps off a building and hears his phone, what did he regret?
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Sat, 03 September 2005 16:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
commiting suicide cos he was deaf....
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Sun, 04 September 2005 06:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Jorrs wrote on Sun, 04 September 2005 02:48

commiting suicide cos he was deaf....


err... no?
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Sun, 04 September 2005 06:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Jorrs wrote on Sun, 04 September 2005 02:48

commiting suicide cos he was deaf....


ROFL. Thats gold! Laughing
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Sun, 04 September 2005 07:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
put he's really close but! Smile
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Sun, 04 September 2005 08:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
xolent wrote on Sun, 04 September 2005 02:39

A deaf bloke jumps off a building and hears his phone, what did he regret?

leaving it on vibrate?
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Sun, 04 September 2005 09:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
cold
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Sun, 04 September 2005 17:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Not getting a second opinion from a qualified doctor.
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 02:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Forgetting his parachute
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 02:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
did the shotgun come from doom2?
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 05:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
xolent wrote on Sun, 04 September 2005 02:39

A deaf bloke jumps off a building and hears his phone, what did he regret?



picking the wrong door? Razz
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 06:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
well the answer is that he can actually hear
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 06:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
xolent wrote on Sun, 04 September 2005 16:20

Jorrs wrote on Sun, 04 September 2005 02:48

commiting suicide cos he was deaf....


err... no?


I think Jorrs meant the answer. He regrets comitting suicide because he was deaf. He heard the phone so as he jumped off he realised he was in fact not deaf so he comitted suicide for no reason.
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 06:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
xolent wrote on Mon, 05 September 2005 16:00

well the answer is that he can actually hear

Yeah that's what I thought the answer was and that's what Jorrs meant.
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 06:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
whats a reddle Razz How do you turn a cat into a dog? (its old but anyway) Rolling Eyes
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 06:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
xolent wrote on Sun, 04 September 2005 02:39

A deaf bloke jumps off a building and hears his phone, what did he regret?



wasting all that money on a fucking phone if he is deaf???



??? so do i win?



these threads annoy me now.
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 06:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Merudo wrote on Mon, 05 September 2005 16:25

xolent wrote on Sun, 04 September 2005 02:39

A deaf bloke jumps off a building and hears his phone, what did he regret?



wasting all that money on a fucking phone if he is deaf???



??? so do i win?



these threads annoy me now.

he could still sms Razz
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 08:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
But why would he bother setting his phone to ring, wouldn't it make sense to put it on vibrate?
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 08:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
that makes no fucking sense whatsoever. he heard his phone as he was jumping off the building, and that was the first thing he EVER heard? so he only just got his hearing as he jumped off the building? he didnt hear the wind, or cars, or any sort of sound, like his foot steps or breathing before he heard the phone? as he jumped off the roof?

who commits suicide coz they're deaf? it wouldnt be that bad.

did you make this riddle up yourself?

this thread shold be renmaed the "shitty riddle thread"

ill contribute to the shitty riddles.

*shitty riddle*

a mans wife kills herself while they are on holiday in spain, but the investigators arrest him for murder. why???????
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 08:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
apaprently the riddle i gave out was 1/3 mentally ill questions

HAR YOUR CRAZY! Razz

jk

This chick goes to a funeral and sees her this really hot guy. She goes home and kills her sister. Why?
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 08:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
xolent wrote on Mon, 05 September 2005 18:09

apaprently the riddle i gave out was 1/3 mentally ill questions

HAR YOUR CRAZY! Razz

jk

This chick goes to a funeral and sees her this really hot guy. She goes home and kills her sister. Why?



ummmm, zuh? im not following with the whole mentally i ll crazy thing. although i wll admit, i might not be "all there" sometimes... Laughing

and in answer to the funeral riddle (which isnt AS bad, but still not great. jk/:p)

she killed her sister so she could see the hot dude again (which would be at her sister funeral)
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 10:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i may ahve an answer for the deaf guy does he regret not jumping of a building ealier?? probably wrong but eh
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 11:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
yeah dude, it is kinda wrong. he already said the answer was that the guy regretted jumping because he heard his phone and realised he wasnt deaf. a stupid answer, hence my bitterness in the above post.
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Re: Reddle for you all!! Mon, 05 September 2005 12:23 Go to previous message
anyone have an answer for my stupid riddle?

the riddle actually came out of a mensa book, but i still reckon its stupid, what do those pompus fucks know anyway...
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