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bubbles
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Michael Moore giving Bush a helping hand Fri, 02 September 2005 11:45 Go to next message
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Friday, September 2nd, 2005

Dear Mr. Bush:

Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag.

Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?

Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!

I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?

And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!

On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.

There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.

No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!

You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.

Yours,

Michael Moore
MMFlint@aol.com
www.MichaelMoore.com

P.S. That annoying mother, Cindy Sheehan, is no longer at your ranch. She and dozens of other relatives of the Iraqi War dead are now driving across the country, stopping in many cities along the way. Maybe you can catch up with them before they get to DC on September 21st.

taken from http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.ph p?messageDate=2005-09-02


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[Updated on: Fri, 02 September 2005 11:53]

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Re: Michael Moore giving Bush a helping hand Fri, 02 September 2005 13:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Laughing classic
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Re: Michael Moore giving Bush a helping hand Fri, 02 September 2005 14:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ahhh micheal moore the #1 source of Bush slagging Laughing
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Re: Michael Moore giving Bush a helping hand Fri, 02 September 2005 15:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lol bubbles that was gold Laughing
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Re: Michael Moore giving Bush a helping hand Fri, 02 September 2005 22:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I didn't find it funny.
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Re: Michael Moore giving Bush a helping hand Fri, 02 September 2005 23:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
george bush is an idiot, but michael moore is an absolute dick. he just spends his whole life pointing the finger at people to make a name for himself. realistically, there was nothing GWB could have done about the hurricane, blaming him for a natural disater is just plain dumb. we all now know that the rise of these natural disasters is due to the decrease in the pirate population in todays society.

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Re: Michael Moore giving Bush a helping hand Fri, 02 September 2005 23:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hooray for the Socialist Weasel.
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Re: Michael Moore giving Bush a helping hand Sat, 03 September 2005 00:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ah, Michael Moore.

He always makes some good points, but consistantly lathers them in so much anti-bush crap that the salient points are lost. (btw, I do hate bush.. I just wish Moore would take a more unbiased view of how crappy bush is. I mean, it's not like you need to mebelish it to show him up as an incompetant idiot)
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Re: Michael Moore giving Bush a helping hand Sat, 03 September 2005 01:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
vote 1 Michael Moore

i think Mr moore is fucken hilarious -

he's helped lift the profile of independant film making and public critical discussion a feature of the popular media, rather than ignored out on the fringe.

he's bought a left-of-the-middle-of-the-road viewpoint to the american media that's dominated by neo-fascist commentators and owners (e.g. fox)

he's helped expose the grossly unethical action of politicians and big businesses.

good on him - we (not just the US) need more of them!
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Re: Michael Moore giving Bush a helping hand Sat, 03 September 2005 01:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
mynameisrodney wrote on Sat, 03 September 2005 09:17

george bush is an idiot, but michael moore is an absolute dick. he just spends his whole life pointing the finger at people to make a name for himself. realistically, there was nothing GWB could have done about the hurricane, blaming him for a natural disater is just plain dumb. we all now know that the rise of these natural disasters is due to the decrease in the pirate population in todays society.

chris


that sounds more like you Laughing
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Re: Michael Moore giving Bush a helping hand Sat, 03 September 2005 07:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
the only problem i have with michael moore is that he forces his veiws onto you (not personally, but you knwo what i mean).

his films and documentaries only show the side of the story HE wants you to see, which makes him just as bad as bush & co IMO.

of course, i amnot saying he does this %100 of the time. he just does it alot. enough to be a bad thing.

Will
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Re: Michael Moore giving Bush a helping hand Sat, 03 September 2005 11:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
all is stories are backup, check is web site. He has all the links on what he said
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Re: Michael Moore giving Bush a helping hand Sat, 03 September 2005 12:05 Go to previous message
comon guys - lets leave the political arguments for other forums, since after all this is a TOYOTA related forum.

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