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Brisbane
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October 2002
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where are my keys
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Mon, 03 October 2005 07:44
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lost my freaking keys
i went out to kfc last night, got home, went from one car to the corona to plug in my mobile to be charged
went to find keys this morn and thye're gone
anyone seen them
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: where are my keys
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Mon, 03 October 2005 07:58
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Mr DOHC, KFC, Corona and lost keys.
This calls for a photochop.
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Location:
sydney
Registered:
August 2003
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Re: where are my keys
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Mon, 03 October 2005 08:01
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that reminds me anyone seen my keys?
last time i saw them was at menai on the 4wd trails
nearly tipped my mates shiny jeep over so i think thats when it happened 
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: where are my keys
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Mon, 03 October 2005 09:35
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| Mr DOHC wrote on Mon, 03 October 2005 17:44 |
lost my freaking keys
i went out to kfc last night, got home, went from one car to the corona to plug in my mobile to be charged
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probably wrapped up in the Kentucky Burnt Duck packaging and/or plastic bag that came with the over-cooked coated stuff trying to pass itself off as food.
i once recycled my video remote along with the build up of TV guides and a few Time Offs. Really pissed me off as it was required to tune the vcr to brisbane's crap TV stations.
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
October 2002
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Re: where are my keys
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Mon, 03 October 2005 09:38
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found them, maybe next time when i go and look in my pants for them, look in the pants i actually wore when i went to KFC, not the ones from 24 hours before that 
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Location:
Perth Western Australia
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: where are my keys
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Mon, 03 October 2005 09:54
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i often hide ppls keys in my pants and ask them to retrieve
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Location:
Canberra
Registered:
July 2005
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Re: where are my keys
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Mon, 03 October 2005 12:58
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| coFF33 wrote on Mon, 03 October 2005 19:54 |
i often hide ppls keys in my pants and ask them to retrieve
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Does it work often? Last time someone who wasn't a girlfriend pulled something out of the front of my pants, it was a hacky sack... retrieved by a guy 
I lost my keys two weeks ago... They were hanging in the ignition barrel of my locked RA23, along with the only set of house keys not in the house. Strategy was, I had no carpet in the car, so I pushed out the drain plug and jiggled the keys with a coathanger until they fell on the floor, then wriggled the door key to the drain hole, pulled the key off the keyring, then realised I was now running late  I had some strange looks from passers-by.
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Location:
Kellyville, Sydney
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: where are my keys
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Mon, 03 October 2005 13:22
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| tricky wrote on Mon, 03 October 2005 22:58 |
I lost my keys two weeks ago... They were hanging in the ignition barrel of my locked RA23, along with the only set of house keys not in the house. Strategy was, I had no carpet in the car, so I pushed out the drain plug and jiggled the keys with a coathanger until they fell on the floor, then wriggled the door key to the drain hole, pulled the key off the keyring, then realised I was now running late I had some strange looks from passers-by.
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Location:
Perth Western Australia
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: where are my keys
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Tue, 04 October 2005 00:18
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Location:
Canberra
Registered:
July 2005
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Re: where are my keys
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Tue, 04 October 2005 00:52
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T man don't get it
Does this mean I'm too young to understand? All I know about the guy is he saves peoples lives and is mute... Not a good likeness really.
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Registered:
May 2002
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Re: where are my keys
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Tue, 04 October 2005 01:23
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T man don't get it
Does this mean I'm too young to understand? All I know about the guy is he saves peoples lives and is mute... Not a good likeness really.
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MacGyver could make a 2JZ out of a Holden 186 with some paper clips, a bottle of Clag, and a 10 cent piece. MacGyver could make 100 octane fuel out of his own urine and some Cottees cordial, MacGyver could build a bomb from a plastic fork, a box of froot loops and an orange. Basically any situation he could gety out of with his can do attitude.
I didn't know he was a mute though
The ingenious method for retrieving your keys was a little MacGyver-esque
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: where are my keys
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Tue, 04 October 2005 01:32
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I didn't know he was mute either, me thinks the speakers on your telly were broken.
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Location:
Canberra
Registered:
July 2005
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Re: where are my keys
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Tue, 04 October 2005 01:32
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Noice! I get it now Did he get the chickies too?
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Location:
Canberra
Registered:
July 2005
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Re: where are my keys
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Tue, 04 October 2005 01:34
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| Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 04 October 2005 11:32 |
I didn't know he was mute either, me thinks the speakers on your telly were broken.
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I never watched an episode in my life, I just heard from somewhere he never said anything.
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May 2002
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Re: where are my keys
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Tue, 04 October 2005 02:04
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Noice! I get it now Did he get the chickies too?
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I think he was popular with the grey haired crowd
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Location:
Blue Mountains
Registered:
December 2004
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Re: where are my keys
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Tue, 04 October 2005 02:17
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Heyyyyyyyyy he's not that old!!  I was in love with MacGyver when I was young  ...... I mean younger...... 
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: where are my keys
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Tue, 04 October 2005 02:20
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Well the show was on when i was in primary school and in the younger grades so it'd be about ten years ago or more thats pretty old lol.
If you class patty and selma as chicks then i guess Mcgyver had great pulling power. 
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Epping, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: where are my keys
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Tue, 04 October 2005 02:58
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oh please, he has the most famous and attractive mullet in history - of course he pulled the chicks.
And now in later life he's still doing cool tv shows (stargate).
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Location:
Canberra
Registered:
July 2005
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Re: where are my keys
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Tue, 04 October 2005 05:11
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I've been having a bit of a think, and I think if someone grafted (photochopped) the hair of MacGyver to the body of the Fonz, there would be an incredible likeness.  I have an inkling feeling, however, that I may have suggested something incredibly sacriligious 
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Location:
ghetto area 2745
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: where are my keys
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Tue, 04 October 2005 05:16
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| Indi wrote on Tue, 04 October 2005 12:17 |
Heyyyyyyyyy he's not that old!! I was in love with MacGyver when I was young ...... I mean younger......
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are you selma from the simpsons???
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: where are my keys
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Wed, 05 October 2005 04:02
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Last time I lost my house keys I found them in the lock on the front door (ie outside), this is after spending a couple of hours turning the house inside out of course.
Oh and MacGuyver rules, 80's style. Everyone watched it back then.
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May 2002
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Re: where are my keys
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Wed, 05 October 2005 04:19
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The Mcgyver hair-do didn't happen to be the inspiration for your previous long flowing locks was it Norbie
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Location:
Blue Mountains
Registered:
December 2004
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Re: where are my keys
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Wed, 05 October 2005 04:29
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| SEXY 16 wrote on Tue, 04 October 2005 15:16 |
are you selma from the simpsons???
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Are you her sister Paddy?
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Location:
Kellyville, Sydney
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: where are my keys
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Wed, 05 October 2005 05:00
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i think you mean Patty. unless selma has an male irish sister that i'm unaware of.
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Location:
Blue Mountains
Registered:
December 2004
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Re: where are my keys
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Thu, 06 October 2005 00:40
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That's kinda of what I was insinuating, it was a play on words. SEXY 16 is Irish for those of you playing at home.
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