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Funny fart stories !!
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Thu, 06 October 2005 16:44
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Share your funny fart story you've heard or experienced
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Canberra
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May 2002
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Thu, 06 October 2005 17:28
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While watching T.V at my gf's house, Her 3 yr old sister came walking in casualy then sat on my GF's head (who was layting on the floor) then Farted so loud it would have put any grown man to shame.
Then stood up and said " I did an utut (ootoot) on até."
and casualy walked out of the room like nothing happend.
Another time I was walking through the mall with my GF when I felt the urge to let one slip, so I did the whole "Pull my finger routine." only to realise it was bigger than I had anticipated.
The poor old guy behind us nearly had a heart attack and the look on his face was pricless.
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Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Fri, 07 October 2005 00:56
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| Malicia wrote on Fri, 07 October 2005 03:28 |
Then stood up and said " I did an utut (ootoot) on até."
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Was it baho? 
I was sitting in the back of a mate's car once while we were parked somewhere and let fly with this stench that was almost beyond belief. I was enjoying the torture my mates were going through until this chick I'd been spading for a while walked up to the window. I couldn't exactly sit there with the window up so I wound it down only about 2 or 3 inches - just enough to communicate, but at the same time attempting to keep the foul odour away from her. The look on her face made it obvious that my plan didn't work though 
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Sydney NSW
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July 2004
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Fri, 07 October 2005 01:12
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Try driving for 2.5 hours in an old EK holden (no aircon) with 4 mates that had copious amounts of Indian and Beer for dinner the night before, Worst stench ever  Every person had a head out the window, ecxept the poor sucker in the middle.
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Tassie
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October 2003
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Fri, 07 October 2005 05:19
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I had to fart while we lining up to get into simmons plains so i did the right thing and got out of the car then farted then got back in but it must have stuck to me.
it was one of those warm eggy ones.
I've got a friend who can fart on demand.
it's pretty funny
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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Fri, 07 October 2005 05:26
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Hi,
I'd love to join in this wonderous thread, but alas, I've never farted in my life.
seeyuzz
river
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Melbourne
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December 2004
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Fri, 07 October 2005 06:07
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when i was about 9yrs old I started doing karate lessons and on the first day I went there all the people in the group were sitting down on the floor waiting for the teacher, then all of a suddon I let one rip that was loud that all everyone in the hall turned around and started staring at me.
ahh the good old days
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Newcastle, Australia
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March 2005
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Fri, 07 October 2005 06:27
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Was out onsite once, and I'd eaten something that had made me fart silently for about 2 days, around every 30 seconds, and they smelt REALLY bad! So embarrassing as I was in a small room with the customer, with poor ventilation, and I couldn't exactly go and excuse myself every 30 seconds lol
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July 2005
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Sun, 09 October 2005 14:23
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and what makes it more funnier is ur name is ribfeast!!
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Banned by his request
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moved to tamworth
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July 2002
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Sun, 09 October 2005 21:01
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| river wrote on Fri, 07 October 2005 15:26 |
Hi,
I'd love to join in this wonderous thread, but alas, I've never farted in my life.
seeyuzz
river
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lmao why has it been stretched to much so it only goes pwaaaaa.
mick
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I supported Toymods
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Perth.
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April 2005
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Sun, 09 October 2005 22:56
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i few years ago after the royal show (which ment dagwood dogs, and stupid amounts of showbag food is all you ate)...i was letting go of what me and my cousin called *ground zero*..
the smallest farts you could think of, but the most pungent odour ever...and it just hung around for about half an hour...
oh, wish i could still do them
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Location:
Melbourne
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February 2005
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Mon, 10 October 2005 12:04
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someone sent me a video clip not long ago where they can light up a fart and it makes a massive flame.
if i cand find the link i'll post it up.
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Mon, 10 October 2005 12:28
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| river wrote on Fri, 07 October 2005 15:26 |
Hi,
I'd love to join in this wonderous thread, but alas, I've never farted in my life.
seeyuzz
river
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I believe it was you who had THE ultimate fart story a very long time ago on the forum
Went along the lines of coming close to the womans leg and letting it rip so she can feel the wind (something like that). Fell off my chair when i read that, still cracks me up
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wollongong NSW
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August 2003
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Mon, 10 October 2005 14:34
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| Mookie wrote on Fri, 07 October 2005 15:19 |
I've got a friend who can fart on demand.
it's pretty funny
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friend who can fart on demand.................free
video camera..................................$400
upnmarket hotel...............................$300 a night
elevator......................................incl in hotel cost
look on peoples face when said friend
lets one rip in said elevator.................PRICELESS
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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July 2004
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Tue, 11 October 2005 08:16
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me and the boys play the fart game consistently in the office.
at least 20 loud rippers let go in sales each day. its great 
best one was where the 5 of us did an 'alley-oop' fart. started in the corner with a squelcher from bob. less than a second later graeme pips up with a roarer. another second later i let a tuba fart go. another second tim jumps in with a teflon coated fart. and the big surprise, andrew follows up the very next second with a crazy frog fart! w00t!
NOW THATS TEAMWORK!
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Brisbane
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October 2004
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Fri, 14 October 2005 00:27
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My best effort was back in highschool in Speech and Drama class. There were 5 guys and about 25 girls and we are sitting in a big circle. I let go an almost silent but definitely violent effort and the 2 guys either side of me start exclaiming and rolling on the floor coughing. One of the guys said at the top of his voice, "You are burning my nose hairs, man." And he had the class reputation of being a farter.
It was a while before I could look most of those poor, innocent girls in the eyes again.
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Sydney
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February 2005
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Fri, 14 October 2005 03:23
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I love the farts when you and your mate are laughing so hard it makes you fart, and then its even more funny and you can't stop laughing, its a vicious cycle.
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eastern suburbs, melbourne
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March 2005
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Fri, 14 October 2005 04:36
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the funniest was when me a mate where helping his bro with a paving job he was doing, my mate needed to take a shit, but we are out on a small building site and theres no toilet. so he had to hold it.
he disappeared around the corner with the wheel barrow to fill it with more sand. when he returned he looked abit pale and says in a nervous voice to his brother, "mark, i need to go home".
we where thinking wtf is he talking about...
turns out when he picked up the wheel barrow(sp?), he thought he had to fart but a turd poped out. man we laughed so hard.
made him sit on the trailer cos he stank! HAHHAHA
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Adelaide, SA
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May 2002
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Fri, 14 October 2005 06:11
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| BlackGT4 wrote on Mon, 10 October 2005 21:34 |
someone sent me a video clip not long ago where they can light up a fart and it makes a massive flame.
if i cand find the link i'll post it up.
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My mates and I have tried this while incredibly drunk. funny but dangerous as trousers were scorched and since your arse is a bit perilously close to the testicles they get warmed by the flames.
It's methane so the flame is nice and blue.
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Adelaide
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January 2005
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Fri, 14 October 2005 07:55
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illuminatus dat story is fukin classik.
i wish i hada cool fart story 
cheers scott
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Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Fri, 14 October 2005 07:57
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| lumpy wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 16:11 |
| BlackGT4 wrote on Mon, 10 October 2005 21:34 |
someone sent me a video clip not long ago where they can light up a fart and it makes a massive flame.
if i cand find the link i'll post it up.
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My mates and I have tried this while incredibly drunk. funny but dangerous as trousers were scorched and since your arse is a bit perilously close to the testicles they get warmed by the flames.
It's methane so the flame is nice and blue.
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I can't believe Big Worm hasn't piped up in here... If you see this Joel, remember Yarahappini camp in year 11??? Going toe to toe with you in a fart-lighting comp was an honour I'll not forget.
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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Fri, 14 October 2005 08:08
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Hi,
Slutmeister!!!! Good to see you're still alive. Love the avator.
seeyuzz
river
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Sydney
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April 2004
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Fri, 14 October 2005 08:23
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ohhh where do i start,
One night after the NRL Grand Final,we were walking home along Military Rd Neutral Bay, anyway my mate drops behind so we look back to see what he's doing only to see him on the bus stop bench seat legs propped up ready to light a fart.So my mate and I move in and give him some direction advice for the lighter.It took a little while before we said go which must have made him bake it pretty hard cause when he let it go it went as high as his thighs and out about 20cm from his arse
The funniest part was the fact there was a busload of people that had stopped at the bustop,all of which we were oblivious to while watching my mate try and light this fart.80% were either histerical with laughter or in shock A group of young blokes even ran up to the windows shouting FUKK YEAH THAT WAS FUKKING MAD!!! and tried to shake my mates hand through the window. It is by far the best executed lit fart I have ever seen.
I have heaps more so stay posted
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Newcastle
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June 2002
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Fri, 14 October 2005 12:54
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hehe some good stories here lol
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Tassie
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October 2003
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Sun, 16 October 2005 07:29
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i woke my friend up this morning with a dutch oven
lol
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I supported Toymods
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Sydney
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April 2004
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Tue, 18 October 2005 14:32
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Walked into woolworths the other day, on entrying i just was about to pass a group of gooks pickin their fruits when i let a nice loud smelly one go.
They starting looking at each other.. funny shit. Just the looks on their faces.
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Location:
Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Tue, 18 October 2005 22:50
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| checks202 wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 00:32 |
a group of gooks pickin their fruits
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Nice one Hando... 
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Newcastle
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June 2004
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Re: Funny fart stories !!
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Wed, 19 October 2005 05:52
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I am really good at making fake noises.. so after each test in the HSC i would wait till it was really quiet and i used to make the fart noise. From silence to laughter was always hilarius.. Noone knew where it would come from lol cause i would looks behind me haha. Good times
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Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Wed, 19 October 2005 06:02
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Lol fart stories, shit where do I start, let one rip at about 3:30am once before we we're getting ready to go on holidays, so loud the only person still sleeping in the house woke up and the others down stairs could hear it too. (I was in the bathroom up stairs) it was kinda like an explosion.
Let one rip once accidentally in science leaning off my chair to pick up a pen, once again the whole class heard and plenty of laughs we're had.
Mine weren't as bad as on of my mates though he'd fart in class all the time and we have the fans and all the windows open to air out the room and quite often we'd leave the room for about 5 mins to get some fresh air in.
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