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Registered: May 2002
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 12 October 2005 02:27
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Quote: | I sat beside one on a bus once. Made me tingle in my pants...
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An experience that many lads on here have probably shared also.
Here is a link for you dudes who need some help in seducing da ladeeeez:
http://www.getgirls.com/newsletr.htm
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Location: Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered: January 2003
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 12 October 2005 02:41
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ke382TG wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 12:27 |
Quote: | I sat beside one on a bus once. Made me tingle in my pants...
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An experience that many lads on here have probably shared also.
Here is a link for you dudes who need some help in seducing da ladeeeez:
http://www.getgirls.com/newsletr.htm
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Registered: May 2002
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 12 October 2005 02:52
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Bwahaha Liquid Magnet is the stuff they sold on the Demtel ads about 10 years ago that cleaned oil stains off the drive way. Now we know what they are doing with all the Liquid Magnet they couldn't sell
Those tapes sound interesting, but what if they backfired and some bushpig could hear the tapes while you were playing it to the girl you were attempting to seduce??? You would probably find yourself in for a wild old threesome I suspect
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Location: eastern suburbs, melbourne
Registered: March 2005
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 12 October 2005 03:46
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ke382TG wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 12:27 |
Quote: | I sat beside one on a bus once. Made me tingle in my pants...
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An experience that many lads on here have probably shared also.
Here is a link for you dudes who need some help in seducing da ladeeeez:
http://www.getgirls.com/newsletr.htm
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so you are recomending this?
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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I supported Toymods On probation
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Registered: January 2003
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 12 October 2005 03:58
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Just be yourself and surely there is somebody out there who will like you for who you are. Thats my advice.
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 12 October 2005 04:05
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boris wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 13:58 | Just be yourself and surely there is somebody out there who will like you for who you are. Thats my advice.
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Yeah you could do that. Thing is not to be to shy about yourself is all.
I also find it good to attract and date people who aren't your "perfect match". Sometimes they bring surprising things to the relationship and re-define what you want in a relationship. It's also good practice for when you do find the perfect girl. Like anything else, nobody is good at relationships first try. You gotta work at it. Ofcourse, each relationship has it's own neuances so if you're good with person X, person Y might find you annoying etc. But practice is still good.
Err... I forget my point? Ohwell.
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I supported Toymods On probation
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Registered: January 2003
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 12 October 2005 04:09
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Shraka wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 14:05 | I also find it good to attract and date people who aren't your "perfect match". Sometimes they bring surprising things to the relationship and re-define what you want in a relationship. It's also good practice for when you do find the perfect girl. Like anything else, nobody is good at relationships first try. You gotta work at it. Ofcourse, each relationship has it's own neuances so if you're good with person X, person Y might find you annoying etc. But practice is still good.
Err... I forget my point? Ohwell.
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Your point??? Although annoying and frustrating, high maintenance and expensive. Girls do have some benefits
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Registered: May 2002
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Location: Potts Point, Sydney
Registered: October 2003
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 12 October 2005 06:31
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Quote:Illuminatedanus | so you are recomending this?
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I am strongly recommending it to you as you seem to exhibit traits of homosexuality [/quote]
A few bad experiences here and there, and your all set against them...
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Location: Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered: January 2003
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 12 October 2005 15:47
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boris wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 14:09 | Your point??? Although annoying and frustrating, high maintenance and expensive. Cars do have some benefits
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fuxed
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Location: Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered: January 2003
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 12 October 2005 15:51
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bump... cos i thought it was funny
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Location: Newcastle, Australia
Registered: March 2005
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 12 October 2005 23:48
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Yay someone actually read it!
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Location: Campbelltown
Registered: November 2003
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 12 October 2005 23:58
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Lol i had a read too some pretty funny shit, keeps on going though i stopped after the first couple of pages.
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Location: Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered: January 2003
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Re: chicks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 03:19
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Corona RT142 wrote on Thu, 13 October 2005 09:58 | Lol i had a read too some pretty funny shit, keeps on going though i stopped after the first couple of pages.
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well you're hardly likely to understand lader theory if you only read the first couple of pages then are you ....
go back and do your homework
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Location: Adelaide
Registered: January 2005
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Re: chicks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 03:55
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i like corollas.
and any chick that also likes them is almost worth my while
cheers scott
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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Re: chicks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 07:23
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oldcorollas wrote on Thu, 13 October 2005 13:19 |
Corona RT142 wrote on Thu, 13 October 2005 09:58 | Lol i had a read too some pretty funny shit, keeps on going though i stopped after the first couple of pages.
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well you're hardly likely to understand lader theory if you only read the first couple of pages then are you ....
go back and do your homework
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That's the second time I've read through that.
All fits pretty well. The problem most people have with it is they think it's a framework which everything lives in, when in fact, it's a base for which a lot of stuff hangs off.
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: October 2003
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Re: chicks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 09:50
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when in the initial stages with a girl you're interested in, NEVER make an excuse for any of their behaviour that seems to hint that they're not that interested in you. eg: They haven't called when they said they would - under no circumstances think "hmm, their battery is probably flat". Just ignore it and move on and wait for their apology. You won't get a girl by the things you say on the phone or type online, you'll get her with stuff you say in person and MOST importantly the stuff you don't say. Once you've got a girl to go out with you alone (just the two of you), you're over half way there...your mission now is not to screw up. Its not often a girl with think you're boring because you don't say enough - but very often will they tire of you because you say too much, too much of the wrong stuff. Want to tell her you like her? fine, just do it when she's not going to expect it, do it when she's with her friends, do it when someone else is listening and say it like you mean it and most of all don't be too serious about it. Want to hold or touch her? See above. Feel like things aren't going the way you'd expected? Back away and start over, from the start. Occasionally a woman's mind will be 'made-up' about a guy, and she'll place you in either the 'friends' or 'possible partner' bin where you'll stay, with no chance of changing her mind. But most of the time she'll be able to move you around from bin to bin - remember that if you've fucked up. This doesn't mean that you can go in guns blazing..get shot down..get back up and re-load with the same ammunition. If you didn't win her over the first time, take your Time and change your tactics. Use the right ones.
I'm right, I'm also single, But I'm right.
Funny arrogance. It will get most women, not all, but most.
Thats the end of todays lesson.
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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Re: chicks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 12:59
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T APLUS 22 wrote on Thu, 13 October 2005 19:50 |
Funny arrogance. It will get most women, not all, but most.
Thats the end of todays lesson.
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It's true. As long as you can avoid cockblockers with snide attitudes, it works well. The snide bitch who's making her friend not as interested in you is hard to deal with. You can't just shoot her down in a blaze of glory. The best way to deal with it is just laugh at it. But sometimes that doesn't work if her friend is hell bent on you not getting a date with your victim... err... target.
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Registered: September 2005
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Re: chicks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 14:08
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im a pro with chicks... ive lost my virginity twice...
I used to be a counterstrike adict... i would be on the phone with her and be laggin with every answer... 'Are you playin games again'... every answer was like 10 seconds with the words aahhhh... ummmmmm and yeahhhhhh... i wished i was single...
Now i am... i blamed the game... and fuck im still good!
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Location: Coffs Harbour
Registered: October 2004
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Re: chicks
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Sun, 16 October 2005 00:17
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Mako79 wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 00:08 | im a pro with chicks... ive lost my virginity twice...
I used to be a counterstrike adict... i would be on the phone with her and be laggin with every answer... 'Are you playin games again'... every answer was like 10 seconds with the words aahhhh... ummmmmm and yeahhhhhh... i wished i was single...
Now i am... i blamed the game... and fuck im still good!
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wat
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I Supported Toymods
Location: Lwr Templestowe, Melbourne
Registered: August 2004
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Re: chicks
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Sun, 16 October 2005 00:29
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Mako79 wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 00:08 | im a pro with chicks... ive lost my virginity twice...
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How'd you manage that?
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Location: South Australia
Registered: July 2002
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Re: chicks
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Sun, 16 October 2005 13:31
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I dunno - maybe it can grow back if you are out of the game for a long time?
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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Re: chicks
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Sun, 16 October 2005 13:58
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RWDboy wrote on Sun, 16 October 2005 23:31 | I dunno - maybe it can grow back if you are out of the game for a long time?
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LOL. I think it can.
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Location: Central Coast, NSW
Registered: February 2005
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Re: chicks
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Sun, 16 October 2005 14:04
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i saw a female once
ke382TG... ill never forget u
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Location: Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered: January 2003
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Re: chicks
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Sun, 16 October 2005 14:48
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Mako79 wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 00:08 | im a pro with d/ch/icks... ive lost my virginity twice...
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once to Shazza and once to Bazza eh?
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: June 2004
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Re: chicks
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Mon, 17 October 2005 04:01
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Shraka wrote about ladder theory: |
All fits pretty well. The problem most people have with it is they think it's a framework which everything lives in, when in fact, it's a base for which a lot of stuff hangs off.
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It's Neither - it's a THEORY which explains the behaviour of Men and Women. It isn't like Ladder theory is at the core of atomic physics - It's just a theory that helps Men & Women understand why the opposite sex behave the way they do.
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Registered: May 2002
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Re: chicks
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Mon, 17 October 2005 04:07
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Quote: | im a pro with chicks... ive lost my virginity twice...
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Easily explained, once was his willy virginity and once was the rupturing of his p00 hymen
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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Re: chicks
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Mon, 17 October 2005 04:16
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st184 sillycar wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 14:01 |
Shraka wrote about ladder theory: |
All fits pretty well. The problem most people have with it is they think it's a framework which everything lives in, when in fact, it's a base for which a lot of stuff hangs off.
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It's Neither - it's a THEORY which explains the behaviour of Men and Women. It isn't like Ladder theory is at the core of atomic physics - It's just a theory that helps Men & Women understand why the opposite sex behave the way they do.
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You're getting boring. I had this whole thing typed up, but I don't want to promote your Nissan loving arse into more picking at my grammer and spelling.
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Location: Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered: January 2003
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Re: chicks
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Mon, 17 October 2005 06:40
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Shraka wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 14:16 |
st184 sillycar wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 14:01 |
Shraka wrote about ladder theory: |
All fits pretty well. The problem most people have with it is they think it's a framework which everything lives in, when in fact, it's a base for which a lot of stuff hangs off.
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It's Neither - it's a THEORY which explains the behaviour of Men and Women. It isn't like Ladder theory is at the core of atomic physics - It's just a theory that helps Men & Women understand why the opposite sex behave the way they do.
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You're getting boring. I had this whole thing typed up, but I don't want to promote your Nissan loving arse into more picking at my grammer and spelling.
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YAYYYYY
bring on the Honduh vs Nissan bitch slap fest .... that'll pull da chix
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Location: melb
Registered: May 2002
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Re: chicks
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Mon, 17 October 2005 10:22
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shakra - did u buy the integra to entice chicks??? cant have been for any other reason....
integra v skyline in the pussy pulling contest - I think integra wins....any other catagory (eg hooning) skyline!!
what u reckon the best car under $10,000 to pull sluty whores with is???
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Location: Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered: January 2003
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Re: chicks
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Mon, 17 October 2005 10:47
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chrisss wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 20:22 | what u reckon the best car under $10,000 to pull sluty whores with is???
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no no no... you guys are lost...
Hot4's forum is here.\/
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I Supported Toymods
Location: Lwr Templestowe, Melbourne
Registered: August 2004
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Re: chicks
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Mon, 17 October 2005 14:19
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chrisss wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 20:22 |
what u reckon the best car under $10,000 to pull sluty whores with is???
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VL turbo bro... is the only way to go.
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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Re: chicks
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Mon, 17 October 2005 14:19
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chrisss wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 20:22 | shakra - did u buy the integra to entice chicks??? cant have been for any other reason....
integra v skyline in the pussy pulling contest - I think integra wins....any other catagory (eg hooning) skyline!!
what u reckon the best car under $10,000 to pull sluty whores with is???
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Naw, I got it 'cuz it was economical, but still quick. Faster than most N/A 4 Bangers of the eara. It also looks pretty damned good. Woulda gotten an SW20 but they don't have back seats. The Integra has to be a day driver too.
But to answer your question, shut up.
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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Re: chicks
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Mon, 17 October 2005 14:23
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Yian wrote on Tue, 18 October 2005 00:19 |
chrisss wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 20:22 |
what u reckon the best car under $10,000 to pull sluty whores with is???
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VL turbo bro... is the only way to go.
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You make me laugh Yian.
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I supported Toymods
Location: Adelaide
Registered: July 2004
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Location: Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
Registered: January 2003
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 19 October 2005 04:11
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MR 1JZ wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:04 |
Chicks fuck with your head 24/7
i have one doing it too me right now...soo badly i want to put it in her poo chute...
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eh? is that meant to be a good thing or a bad thing?
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I supported Toymods
Location: Adelaide
Registered: July 2004
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 19 October 2005 04:13
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oldcorollas wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 13:41 |
MR 1JZ wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:04 |
Chicks fuck with your head 24/7
i have one doing it too me right now...soo badly i want to put it in her poo chute...
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eh? is that meant to be a good thing or a bad thing?
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i want to do it...and teach her a lesson for fucking with my head
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: June 2004
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 19 October 2005 04:31
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MR 1JZ wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:13 |
oldcorollas wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 13:41 |
MR 1JZ wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:04 |
Chicks fuck with your head 24/7
i have one doing it too me right now...soo badly i want to put it in her poo chute...
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eh? is that meant to be a good thing or a bad thing?
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i want to do it...and teach her a lesson for fucking with my head
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A gentleman uses lubricant . . .
Re: car thing - The Skyline would be the perfect paedophile pimp-mobile. i.e. 9-13y.o. boys LURVE it !
On the up-side, The G.F. will love the hektik-madd respekt She gets cruisin in da 'line. 24-7 Yo!
(Seriously - the ex got fully mad sik props whenever she drove it by herself)
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Location: eastern suburbs, melbourne
Registered: March 2005
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 19 October 2005 04:34
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next time your doing her from behind, say to her "thisll teach u"
and stick your thumb in her butt hole!!
then hang on and enjoy the ride!!
pretend your riding a bull and make some yeeeehawwwww sound if you want
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I supported Toymods
Location: Adelaide
Registered: July 2004
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 19 October 2005 04:40
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st184 sillycar wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:01 |
MR 1JZ wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:13 |
oldcorollas wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 13:41 |
MR 1JZ wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:04 |
Chicks fuck with your head 24/7
i have one doing it too me right now...soo badly i want to put it in her poo chute...
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eh? is that meant to be a good thing or a bad thing?
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i want to do it...and teach her a lesson for fucking with my head
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A gentleman uses lubricant . . .
Re: car thing - The Skyline would be the perfect paedophile pimp-mobile. i.e. 9-13y.o. boys LURVE it !
On the up-side, The G.F. will love the hektik-madd respekt She gets cruisin in da 'line. 24-7 Yo!
(Seriously - the ex got fully mad sik props whenever she drove it by herself)
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Yeah i used to make geustures at chicks driving skylines...becuase I could take solice in the fact that one ride in my car and they would wanna sell thier junk ass datsun
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: June 2004
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Re: chicks
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Wed, 19 October 2005 04:52
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illuminatus wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:34 | next time your doing her from behind, say to her "thisll teach u"
and stick your thumb in her butt hole!!
then hang on and enjoy the ride!!
pretend your riding a bull and make some yeeeehawwwww sound if you want
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Yes, the "TURBO" button, I believe . . .
Yo 1JZ: It's actually the grandson of a "Prince" Skyline. Nissan bought Datsun, not the other way 'round homes. Moral of the story: I'll cop Prince, but not Datsun.
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Location: Newcastle, Australia
Registered: March 2005
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Re: chicks
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Thu, 20 October 2005 05:41
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Just do the pirate maneuver
As you are doing her doggy style, pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have cummed on her back, then as she turns around, cum in her eyes. She will go 'Arrrrr!' like a pirate!
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: June 2004
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Re: chicks
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Thu, 20 October 2005 06:02
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Ribfeast wrote on Thu, 20 October 2005 15:41 | Just do the pirate maneuver
As you are doing her doggy style, pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have cummed on her back, then as she turns around, cum in her eyes. She will go 'Arrrrr!' like a pirate!
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I believe u r then supposed to kick them in the shin so they r also hoppin on one leg while holding there eye sayin "ARRRRR!!!" LOL
Nothing beats the clasic Racoon maneuver of giving her blacks eyes after u finish her off and then kick the trash over on the way out
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Location: eastern suburbs, melbourne
Registered: March 2005
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Re: chicks
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Thu, 20 October 2005 06:02
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Ribfeast wrote on Thu, 20 October 2005 15:41 | Just do the pirate maneuver
As you are doing her doggy style, pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have cummed on her back, then as she turns around, cum in her eyes. She will go 'Arrrrr!' like a pirate!
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THAT IS GOLD!!!!
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Registered: May 2002
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Re: chicks
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Thu, 20 October 2005 06:10
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Quote: | Nothing beats the clasic Racoon maneuver of giving her blacks eyes after u finish her off and then kick the trash over on the way out
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Then she will finish you off with an assault charge and you will be someones bitch in cell block D4. Soap-on-a-rope will only save your arse for a short while
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: June 2004
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Location: Adelaide
Registered: January 2005
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Re: chicks
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Sat, 22 October 2005 05:23
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i dont even know which post to quote 1st.
so im just gna larf.
LOL
crazy ass thread.
cheers scott
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