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bluehachi
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Tucker Max Tue, 11 October 2005 13:36 Go to next message
www.tuckermax.com

do some reading... this stuff is piss funny hahaha.

sorry if its a repost but i did search first Wink
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Re: Tucker Max Tue, 11 October 2005 15:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
If only he was offering apprenticeships....
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Re: Tucker Max Tue, 11 October 2005 16:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ahhh this guy is some kind of a living god...

i remember finding the site a while ago somewhere, god damn theres some good stories in there.
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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 12 October 2005 00:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
link fixed:
http://www.tuckermax.com
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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 12 October 2005 01:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
What a cool guy!
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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 12 October 2005 03:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
sated wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 11:25

What a cool guy!

what a strange thing to say...

you wouldnt b the italian guy who came up to me at a party 2 weeks ago and said "want to come over to my place? no sex, just a beer?"
still got a black eye?

[Updated on: Wed, 12 October 2005 03:44]

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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 12 October 2005 06:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Cool guy? Tell that to the chicks listed on his website.
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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 12 October 2005 06:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
*shrugs*
he doesn't pretend to be anyone but who he is. seriously, you pick up at a bar or party, you can't honestly expect commitment. yes he's an arsehole, but *shrugs*... he just doesn't feel the pressure to conform to what society wants.

Wouldn't wanna be him, but very funny to read. (because I don't know anyone involved)
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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 12 October 2005 06:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Just had a look at that site Rolling Eyes He be the kind of dude that gets his car keyed "randomly", windows of his house smashed "randomly" etc.

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you wouldnt b the italian guy who came up to me at a party 2 weeks ago and said "want to come over to my place? no sex, just a beer?"
still got a black eye?


You should go out on the town with heffaa off these forums, he is a homophobe too Wink He doesn't mind clocking a gay dude in the noggin either.

It's ok to feel confused about your feeling towards men Laughing
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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 12 October 2005 06:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Is it me or does this site not work? Confused

edit: oops my bad. Embarassed

[Updated on: Wed, 12 October 2005 06:55]

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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 12 October 2005 07:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ive been a fan of tucker max for a while now...

he is rich and is gettin richer because of his party habits...mtv followed him for a while and he has released a number of books...
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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 12 October 2005 09:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Laughing This guy is absolutely crazy! I read that bum sex one and cracked up...
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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 12 October 2005 09:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
he certainly has a way with words.

the vomit on shit looking like a tapioca abortion.
the 3 people synchronised vomiting
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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 12 October 2005 13:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
he has now written a book, the guy can write thats for sure!
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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 12 October 2005 14:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
welcome to 1995!

the site is almost as old as Hippocrates.

Eldar.O.
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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 12 October 2005 23:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ke382TG wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 16:53

Just had a look at that site Rolling Eyes He be the kind of dude that gets his car keyed "randomly", windows of his house smashed "randomly" etc.

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you wouldnt b the italian guy who came up to me at a party 2 weeks ago and said "want to come over to my place? no sex, just a beer?"
still got a black eye?


You should go out on the town with heffaa off these forums, he is a homophobe too Wink He doesn't mind clocking a gay dude in the noggin either.

It's ok to feel confused about your feeling towards men Laughing

i wasnt the one who hit him. i just luaghed and walked off.
one of the other guys there (who was totalled) socked him for a similar coment.
i recon he got what he deserved.

[Updated on: Wed, 12 October 2005 23:41]

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Re: Tucker Max Thu, 13 October 2005 00:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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i recon he got what he deserved.


Let me ask you this:

If a fat ugly lady who smelt came up and tried to crack on to you would you or your mate punch her in the face?

Probably not.

If some gay dude tires to crack onto you just let him pay for your next drink an d then tell him you don't swing that way. Then point him toward one of your mates and tell the guy he is gay and loves it IDB Laughing
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Re: Tucker Max Thu, 13 October 2005 00:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i dont see what the problem is, he is still male, and there for not a woman. its natural for males to fight, its been like this for the whole hostory of time. its not like he kicked him while he was down.

plus didnt need to refer him onto a mate Very Happy , he went through every guy there b4 he tried the guy 5 min from passing out in the corner.
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Re: Tucker Max Thu, 13 October 2005 05:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tucker Max : tool

illuminatus acting tough : funny Very Happy
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Re: Tucker Max Thu, 13 October 2005 22:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
TuckerMax cracks me up.... purely from his stories. I have wish to be this guy nor anything like him.

... although his Miss Vermont story is HILARIOUS! What a fkn dumb tart!!
Tuckermax

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Re: Tucker Max Sun, 16 October 2005 10:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
hahaha this guys is one funny dude!!!

i don't care what anyone else thinks.... this is gold!
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Re: Tucker Max Mon, 17 October 2005 05:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
tripmcneily wrote on Sun, 16 October 2005 19:49

hahaha this guys is one funny dude!!!

i don't care what anyone else thinks.... this is gold!


agreed

i cant beilive people dont fall off their chairs for some of his literacy...he is pure comic genious Laughing
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Re: Tucker Max Mon, 17 October 2005 06:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I hope you fan-boys realise it's 100% fiction. Or at best, highly embellished semi-factual.

Amusing all the same though, in a 9th-grade sorta way. Smile
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Re: Tucker Max Mon, 17 October 2005 06:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I hope you fan-boys realise it's 100% fiction. Or at best, highly embellished semi-factual.



Huh? Tha intahnet is not all 100% asp yo fully real deal?

So that penis shirnker I ordered over the net may not actually decrease the length and girth of my manhood Shocked
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Re: Tucker Max Mon, 17 October 2005 10:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Norbie wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 16:43

I hope you fan-boys realise it's 100% fiction. Or at best, highly embellished semi-factual.

Amusing all the same though, in a 9th-grade sorta way. Smile


meh, bloody Killjoys! c'mon man, as if you have never sat around down the pub with mates talking shite telling storys like this guy! I would be willing to bet a lot of dudes around here would have similar storys to tell, I know i do, as do a lot of my friends.
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Re: Tucker Max Mon, 17 October 2005 11:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i seriously doubt anyone could make some of that shit up.....

and with my experiences im pretty sure there are arseholes and drunk rich guys out there like that....


if u like it or not he is an arsehole...but thats why its so good...

(im not a fan of arseholes...i like girl bits Razz )
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Re: Tucker Max Wed, 19 October 2005 07:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
read the Miss Vermont story, and the supporting evidence. There is NO WAY someone could go to that much effort to support their story.......


and as for the other stories... meh, who cares if its real, they're funny!
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Re: Tucker Max Thu, 20 October 2005 12:21 Go to previous message
magicmitch wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 19:03


(im not a fan of arseholes...i like girl bits Razz )


Girls have arseholes too.
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