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Coffs Harbour
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October 2004
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 01:55
 
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hahahahaha awwwwwwwwww wat the fuck
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August 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 01:55
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Easy way to shatter her confidence for life...
Click: 'Ask Seller a question'
Type: Are you a man?
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Sydney
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September 2003
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May 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 02:05
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Someone with an Ebay login DO IT!!!! I think it's a legitimate question in this day and age 
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Lost in the K hole
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May 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 02:16
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$2k?
"I just want to have good clean fun and enjoy myself"
*yawn*
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Arthurs Creek, Victoria
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May 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 02:26
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FFS, she ain't worth $2k... Damn, I can' think of way better ways to 'blow' 2k.
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Sydney
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September 2003
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 02:28
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| BlackSupra wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 11:55 |
Easy way to shatter her confidence for life...
Click: 'Ask Seller a question'
Type: Are you a man?
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another one : do you accept monopoly money 
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May 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 02:30
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FFS, she ain't worth $2k... Damn, I can' think of way better ways to 'blow' 2k.
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Sif this won't turn into a bidding war between stradl8r and Rona
Click: Ask seller a question
Type: Can I touch your melons?
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Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
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January 2003
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Pilbara
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November 2004
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 03:20
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10 week auction, almost 5 weeks to go. Total bids = 0
No surprises there folks.
She could not pay me to 'take her on a one week holiday'
I'd be working harder than her trying to pimp her Arse and get that 2G's back 
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Sydney NSW
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July 2004
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 03:40
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Who on earth would pay 2000 for "good clean fun". For that money there would have to be some filth involved. And with a face like that there would have to be some sort of "paper bag" discount.
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Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 03:41
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That's some nasty shit right there...
Not only do you have to pay her $2G, gotta pay for her fat aarse to go on holidays
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SE. Melbourne
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August 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 04:13
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Heres what I wrote:
"Question about combined postage for multiple items"
Are you sure your a girl? Do you have any more pics? Is there some kind of warrantee? Is there a discount for multiple purchases?
I'll post the return I get
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Banned by his request
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moved to tamworth
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July 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 09:22
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i suppose tranny hookers need holidays aswell.
mick
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I supported Toymods
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I renounced punctuation
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May 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 09:27
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Argh! Back to the loch with you nessie!!
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 09:40
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jeez
if she was paying me $2k for the week away I'd consider it
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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 11:52
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Hi,
She looks french. She's the Peugot of the female world.
I'd much prefer to risk $2k getting beaten up for taking pics of hot Mafiaesque tattooed Jap chicks on bikes...... no matter how scary they are.... or how frightened I am.
seeyuzz
river
PS: I got more of a chance of getting a set of rare RA25 rims than such pics. 
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Sydney
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September 2003
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 12:29
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| river wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 21:52 |
Hi,
She looks french. She's the Peugot of the female world.
I'd much prefer to risk $2k getting beaten up for taking pics of hot Mafiaesque tattooed Jap chicks on bikes...... no matter how scary they are.... or how frightened I am.
seeyuzz
river
PS: I got more of a chance of getting a set of rare RA25 rims than such pics.
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your a real character, oldcorollas posted some pics of those jap tatoo biker girls recently.
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 14:00
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What - the - fuck.
If she was hot, I might... sorta a little bit understand. But who the HELL would pay real money to some loser who doesn't even have any friends to go on holiday with, for the privelage of finding out WHY she doesn't have any friends to go on holiday with?
This girl is a spaz.
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Perth, WA
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December 2004
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 15:04
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Reiver, have you seen the Pug 406? i think its dead sexy...
and the 206...
how dare you relate pugeot to.... that!
Eldar.O.
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Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
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January 2003
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 15:44
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| river wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 21:52 |
Hi,
She looks french. She's the Peugot of the female world.
I'd much prefer to risk $2k getting beaten up for taking pics of hot Mafiaesque tattooed Jap chicks on bikes...... no matter how scary they are.... or how frightened I am.
seeyuzz
river
PS: I got more of a chance of getting a set of rare RA25 rims than such pics.
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yah, but those rims are only $600 US 
gimme a coupla weeks... i'll get those damn pics
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Banned by his request
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moved to tamworth
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July 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 21:50
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i take it river is bubbles?
mick
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1st street on the right
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 22:40
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Following questions asked on behalf,
Are you sure the item in question is a female? Do I get a discvount if I bring my own paper bag? When you say out of your comfort zone, does that mean you'll shower when you leave the doghouse?
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Location:
Sydney
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April 2004
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 22:40
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you guys are fuckn slack.
just some old lonely person trying something out..
but i aint bidding.
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I supported Toymods
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Perth.
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April 2005
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I Supported Toymods
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Casula
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January 2005
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 22:51
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 I'll pass.
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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Wed, 12 October 2005 22:57
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Hi,
| EldarO wrote on Thu, 13 October 2005 01:04 |
Reiver, have you seen the Pug 406? i think its dead sexy...
and the 206...
how dare you relate pugeot to.... that!
Eldar.O.
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Yeah, I've seen them. Not too shabby for a french car but I still think they look crappy. Each to their own I s'pose.
Shhhh about me being bubbles. I'm trying to keep that a secret.
seeyuzz
river
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I supported Toymods
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I renounced punctuation
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May 2002
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Thu, 13 October 2005 01:53
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| bathurst-91 wrote on Thu, 13 October 2005 08:40 |
you guys are fuckn slack.
just some old lonely person trying something out..
but i aint bidding.
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What are you on about? She's INSANE!
This should be in a personals ad and the offer should be "come on a holiday with me. You pay for your ticket, I'll pay for mine.", not on freekin' ebay asking people to pay for her to go on holiday with them.
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May 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Thu, 13 October 2005 02:30
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you guys are fuckn slack.
just some old lonely person trying something out..
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You're just cut that your ex is moving on and you are lost in self pity. Just put up your own ad mang 
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Newcastle, Australia
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March 2005
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Thu, 13 October 2005 06:34
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| Shraka wrote on Thu, 13 October 2005 00:00 |
What - the - fuck.
If she was hot, I might... sorta a little bit understand. But who the HELL would pay real money to some loser who doesn't even have any friends to go on holiday with, for the privelage of finding out WHY she doesn't have any friends to go on holiday with?
This girl is a spaz.
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LMAO summed it up nicely!!
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Pine Rivers QLD
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April 2005
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Thu, 13 October 2005 09:46
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it states that all she asks is the air fair there and back to be payed "nothing more, nothing less" So go to her house for a weekend and it should cost you nothing, also i bet her name is shazza or something...
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Banned by his request
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moved to tamworth
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July 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Thu, 13 October 2005 14:20
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come on there must be a bazza out there for her.ask her if you guys can swap a stocker sprinter instead.or better yet say a footy team have all chipped in the money and all want to take her on holiday.
mick
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1st street on the right
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November 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Thu, 13 October 2005 14:33
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Bulldogs end of season mascot.
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melb
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May 2002
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Newcastle
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June 2004
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Sat, 15 October 2005 00:24
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SOLD
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Sydney city
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February 2004
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Sat, 15 October 2005 05:05
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Location:
Melbourne
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May 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Thu, 20 October 2005 20:27
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History: 0 bids
say no more
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Location:
Melbourne
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June 2004
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Fri, 21 October 2005 04:28
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| Allan wrote on Fri, 21 October 2005 06:27 |
History: 0 bids
say no more
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I'm afraid I just can't leave it there Allan. . . .
The dude I carpool with has been doing the call-out on women we drive past on the way home . . . .
Kris: "Hey, How much would you tongue HER ass for?" . . (points to hottish chick)
Me: "Her? . . . $10,000"
Kris: "No way Man - I'll give you $5k"
Me: "Make it $7k, but She's gotta have an enema and full flush/clean first."
Kris: "DEAL ! ! ! "
The eBay woman? Talking up around the $80,000 mark - partially to cover a lifetime supply of mints, Tic-Tacs, gum, and THERAPY !
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Fri, 21 October 2005 04:48
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The dude I carpool with has been doing the call-out on women we drive past on the way home to hide his homosexual feelings for me. . . .
Kris: "Hey, How much would you tongue HER ass for?" . . (Kris thinks to himself "I wish he would give my butthole a good rim-job")
Me: "Her? . . . $10,000"
Kris: "No way Man - I'll give you $5k" (his outrageous prices are indicating to me that he might prefer the company of men)
Me: "Make it $7k, but She's gotta have an enema and full flush/clean first."
Kris: "I think I love you man"
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fik5ed
Car pooling is a justifiable means of cruising with boyfriends
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Location:
Melbourne
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June 2004
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Fri, 21 October 2005 05:00
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I think someone needs a hug . . . . .
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May 2002
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Fri, 21 October 2005 05:08
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I think someone needs a hug . . . . .
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Kris does.
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Location:
Canberra
Registered:
July 2005
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Fri, 21 October 2005 07:54
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surely she has a better picture than that...
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Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
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January 2003
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Re: Here's one for you single types
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Fri, 21 October 2005 08:46
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| ke382TG wrote on Fri, 21 October 2005 15:08 |
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I think someone needs a hug . . . . .
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Kris does.
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"needs" a hug
"wants" hot sweaty Nissan Man Action
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