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melbourne
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February 2005
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school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 05:38
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hey im looking to find some new ideas for school muck up days..
something we can do to annoy people.. like fish sauce in water pistals etc
we got a posh private school near us and we need ideas
any one?
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May 2002
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 05:42
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collect your p00 over the next week in small plastic bags and hurl it at the other students on muck up day 
That will go down in history, I guarantee you will be remembered 
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Location:
eastern suburbs, melbourne
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 05:42
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dress up like vikings and pilage the whole school, the more ppl the better
once your finished pilage the closest other school(or your enemy school)
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Location:
Sydney
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February 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 05:53
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Light your principal's hair on fire. Sick.
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Location:
melbourne
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February 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 06:12
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the poo is kinda funny.. coz i could actually see me n mates doing that...
lol 
thought about getting weed killer and drawing a massive dong on the stupid rich arsse oval.
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May 2002
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 06:16
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Yes, you can't beat a massive cock an balls burnt into the grass
If human p00 is going too far, use horse p00.
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Location:
Canberra
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August 2003
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 06:40
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Starting a fake fight (just get 2 guys to push and shove a bit and another yelling fight fight) is a great way to get the rest of the schoold in one place in order for a mass flour/water/horse shit/whatever bombing, preferably launched oout of a window on a higher level! 
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth
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July 2004
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 06:44
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god. reading this makes me feel old 
thinking back like 10 years ago now.. i remember we did some pretty malicious things when i think about it. thats why i guess its a ritual thats dealt with pretty harshly in wa now.
i.e. cement in pool filter
i.e. bonfire made out of every bench in the school
i.e. 100 used frangers superglued to the chaplains door
just remember these days you can actually be jailed for that kind of thing (ritual mucking up the school days) so do it within reason!
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Location:
melbourne
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February 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 07:27
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vic is different to wa... haha jail omg
well thinking the day weer fully dressed up will be the day we fuk around coz no one knows who we are....
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Location:
Tassie
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October 2003
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 07:45
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search there is a thread with some golden pranks
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Location:
Pine Rivers QLD
Registered:
April 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 08:30
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we stole all the for sale signs around the place and put them up outside the school. it was funny, hard to take signs though, people yell at you!
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Location:
Adelaide
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September 2003
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 09:13
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When I was in about yr8 the yr12s somehow hoisted a Mini shell onto the gym roof. Another year they tied a car to a timbr gazibo and took it for a little ride.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth.
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April 2005
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Lwr Templestowe, Melbourne
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 14:06
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Mate...
1. Go to a local market and buy some squids.
2. Go to your school library (I assume you have one)
3. Pick books out that nobody ever reads from the shelves and put squids in book. Squeeze them shut and put them back.
4. Profit at the smell a week later. 
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Registered:
September 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 14:14
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Vasoline things people touch and sit on... harmless fun...
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Location:
Melbourne S.E suburbs
Registered:
May 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 14:35
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Throw boiled eggs.. and frozen water balloons 
or u can buy those DUCK EGGS from the Asian groceries. ( the one that old asian men eat while drinking )
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Location:
Melbourne
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June 2003
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Re: school pranks
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Thu, 13 October 2005 15:39
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grind soap bars on the outdoor concrete stairs and shampoo on the hand rails.. and watch ppl flip flop during rainy days..
stuff putty (for car) in the drinking taps so it can poke ppls eye out with gushing water..
and glue the key holes during night times...
these things are only effective for following year
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Location:
Canberra
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December 2002
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Re: school pranks
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Fri, 14 October 2005 01:49
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WE barracaded all entrys to the school with a 3 foot high tire fence (including car parks), spray painted the school cows blue, hoisted everything that wasnt bolted down onto the roof, set up computers to fax obsenities to every fax machine in the school continuously for a couple of days, round up on ovals, did the vasso thing on all handrails and left off eggs up at the bus pickup areas for the rest of the school to have fun with.
Some people got a bit too pissed and broke down some fire doors and started throwing things through windows thats when the cops were called.
All n all a good night only nearly got arested a couple of times.
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Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
April 2005
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Location:
Sydney
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February 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Fri, 14 October 2005 02:40
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Get a couple of big guys and get a skinny kid, lift him up a fair way up a pole and tape him there, but you have to use HEAPS of tape if you want the person to stay suspended.
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Fri, 14 October 2005 03:18
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BAAHAHAHAHA
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Location:
Adelaide, SA
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May 2002
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Re: school pranks
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Fri, 14 October 2005 06:20
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| high_card_ace wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 11:51 |
guys these ideas are wicked!!!!!111!!!!!!!1one one eleven!!
i also gotta plan muckday this year for our posh private christian school.
my fave idea so far is getting two pigs (preferably big), lube them up in vaseline, and number them 1 and 3, if the teachers catch them they'll be looking around for number 2 for the rest of the day. 
we're also planning to camp on the oval and then walk out in the morning drinking beer, wearing wifebeaters, thongs and footy shorts, representing the school's classy image, but will we be charged for trespassing?
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lumpy ponders which school this is?
I like the pigs idea a lot!
we did the usual break in, move all the desks into the hall, steal the flag, flour bomb everyone, barricade the stairways with girl's tights.
One good thing is to fill the halls/rooms with ballons, but put a little pile of the cheapest, worst smelling talcum powder you can find in 20% of them - guaranteed idiots will pop them an dissapear in a cloud of talcum powder.
we had a security guard posted at the school all night so at 5am we drove past his car and fired a few rounds of caps at him via some realistic looking cap guns. He shit's himself and tears off, 5 mins later the police arrive......
Don't be us though and fuck it up so next year they have a teacher/parent-organised lame arse pretend muck-up day due to the destruction of the previous year.
Bloody hell this thread makes me feel old - twas more than a decade ago...
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Location:
Canberra/Sydney
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Fri, 14 October 2005 07:42
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Hi,
I don't know if you'll be able to do this or not, but in my year at school some dudes sealed up our quadrangle and turned it into a giant pond with fish and all...problem was that the fish died and the quad stank for months after
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Location:
Melbourne
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December 2003
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Re: school pranks
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Fri, 14 October 2005 09:14
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i wish i got to do muck up day-damn provate schools. we couldnt do anything for fear of expulsion and thus, not being able to complete study halls and attend exams.
what school are you at heff?
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Location:
new castle
Registered:
July 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Fri, 14 October 2005 11:19
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the year above us mangaged to get a goat in the the libary after hours. librarian was very distraught.
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Location:
The Shire
Registered:
May 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Fri, 14 October 2005 17:43
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During our final assembly, 2 guys came through on dirt bikes and did dounuts on the grass around the flag pole.
They sent us all home before recess.
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Location:
wollongong NSW
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August 2003
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Re: school pranks
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Sat, 15 October 2005 02:57
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| dimmy77_03 wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 13:10 |
Few years later the kid jumped off a 1sr storey balcony as a dare for $50 and broke both of his legs
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pfft, we had a guy jump pf the top level of the walkway at mino station down to the garden below, nothing broke.
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Location:
sydney
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January 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Sat, 15 October 2005 04:39
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| dimmy77_03 wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 13:10 |
Yeh that's great fun. When i was in year 11, there was a new year 7 kid that gave everyone the shits for being a smart arse. So me and another guy from year 12 took him to the main quad, put his blazer on the wrong way around (like a straight jacket) and tied him to the pole with his tie
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those private school boys not how to use ties. haha taking a page from Trinity's book ay? haha jk
| dimmy77_03 wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 13:10 |
Few years later the kid jumped off a 1sr storey balcony as a dare for $50 and broke both of his legs
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i remember my neighbour telling me about that but i think he told me 50c
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth.
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April 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Sat, 15 October 2005 06:21
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vaselene on every handrail on all the stairs at the school is just another thing u might ad to the list...garanteed to piss everyone off.
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Location:
new castle
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July 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Sat, 15 October 2005 10:43
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| mc68 wrote on Sat, 15 October 2005 16:21 |
vaselene on every handrail on all the stairs at the school is just another thing u might ad to the list...garanteed to piss everyone off.
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except the homosexuals....they'd enjoy it a little to much
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I supported Toymods
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Perth.
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April 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Sat, 15 October 2005 14:14
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| havabeer wrote on Sat, 15 October 2005 18:43 |
| mc68 wrote on Sat, 15 October 2005 16:21 |
vaselene on every handrail on all the stairs at the school is just another thing u might ad to the list...garanteed to piss everyone off.
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except the homosexuals....they'd enjoy it a little to much
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*shudders* thats very disturbing  
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Location:
SW Sydney
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Sat, 15 October 2005 17:59
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buy that industrial glad wrap (they use to wrap around shit on pallets) and yer get a roll and wrap the teachers cars up with it.
You start on a side, roll it under the car, over the top and continue doing this along the lenght of the car! you can get this shit off in a hurry, it sticks to its self!
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Location:
sydney
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July 2004
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Re: school pranks
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Sat, 15 October 2005 23:43
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take the ringers out of all the bells, there so old that they can get replacements and school will never have bells again (blaxland high still doesnt) been 7 years. especially good if you live near a school and the bell just piss you off
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Re: school pranks
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Sun, 16 October 2005 09:47
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| pushrod_POWA wrote on Sat, 15 October 2005 14:39 |
| dimmy77_03 wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 13:10 |
Yeh that's great fun. When i was in year 11, there was a new year 7 kid that gave everyone the shits for being a smart arse. So me and another guy from year 12 took him to the main quad, put his blazer on the wrong way around (like a straight jacket) and tied him to the pole with his tie
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those private school boys not how to use ties. haha taking a page from Trinity's book ay? haha jk
| dimmy77_03 wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 13:10 |
Few years later the kid jumped off a 1sr storey balcony as a dare for $50 and broke both of his legs
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i remember my neighbour telling me about that but i think he told me 50c
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I called my mate, and asked him about it...yeh it was 50c
My bad, but thats just ricdiculous, how did your neighbour find out
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Location:
Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Re: school pranks
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Sun, 16 October 2005 23:43
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Our school was pretty much rooted in terms of muck up day with the threat of instant suspension/expulsion. In previous years they had flour and water bombed cars, spray painted sheep green (long way back and cos of this the ag part was shut down).
They also did the lines around bodies but added some sheep's brains and stuff for added effect. Not as a prank but just plain stupid one of the kids at our school stuck a nail in the two top power point outlets then joined them he blew the electricity to the block.
We collected shitloads of magnesium in chemistry then when our teacher was away put it in a pile and lit it up. Probably best not to have a room that faces the portables it was fucking glowing. Put holes in the back of the squirter bottles of water in chem then melted the front one shut.
One of my mates whilst we we're doing an experiment in year 7 decided to try and put gas on a match (not the brightest spark) little did he realise the path of the tap was straight across our bunsen, instant flame thrower.
Just for a prank some of my mates tied another mate to the footy poles with duct tape. They also used to snort sherbert in the playground for jokes. And eat chilli's, and for a crazy hair day they shaved off another mate's eyebrow's (he was a willing participant).
At my bro's school, they got a pull and tied it to one of the teachers doors that lived at the school then set the fire alarm off. He was pretty fat and had to climb out the window.
Squid in the library books is an old one, also find the aircon inlets for blocks/portables and do similar with whatever you can find that smells.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth
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July 2004
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Location:
Newcastle, Australia
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: school pranks
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Mon, 17 October 2005 06:14
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Could always put poo in the TOP tanks of the loo, makes for a bit of a mess when you flush
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Location:
NSW - Blue Mountains
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: school pranks
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Mon, 17 October 2005 07:13
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| rb20det wrote on Sun, 16 October 2005 09:43 |
take the ringers out of all the bells, there so old that they can get replacements and school will never have bells again (blaxland high still doesnt) been 7 years. especially good if you live near a school and the bell just piss you off
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haha you went to blaxland high as well? shit school isnt it?
they did that 1 or 2 years before i went there in year 7, from what i heard they ripped some of the bells off completly.
that dick okell still there?
cheers
chris
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). Others were baby sharks in the pool, blue dye in the pool, bikini's on barbed wire fences...list goes on 
