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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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Brisbane
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February 2004
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target?
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Thu, 13 October 2005 12:38
 
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My wifes celica, always gets crapped on, 3 other cars in the yard, hardly get shit on em at all.
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target?
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Thu, 13 October 2005 12:41
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what colour is it?
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I Supported Toymods
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Lwr Templestowe, Melbourne
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August 2004
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Thu, 13 October 2005 14:00
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*hands up*
Mine does. Toyota super white. I don't wash my car for 4 months and nothing.. not a single bird comes to it. The moment I wash it and its all nice, shiny and sparkly... some fuckin bird decides to mark its territory... BAH
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Colac, Victoria
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May 2002
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Thu, 13 October 2005 14:04
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its a scientific fact that 89.7 % of birds see red as a threat so will crap on it in defence ..
its also true that 78.7% of scientific percentages , are made up ..
maybe birds just dont like MR2's
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Sydney
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October 2003
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Thu, 13 October 2005 14:23
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just monitor the pos hyundai parking style and mimmik it, steal her spot, and see if she gets shit, if you still do, then get a bird bath setup with a bowl of seed with rat poison in it, should fix the problem soon  (edit, added smily, u might have taken me seriously !!!, or mabye you should  )
[Updated on: Thu, 13 October 2005 14:24]
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Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
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January 2003
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Thu, 13 October 2005 15:07
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| hamgatan wrote on Thu, 13 October 2005 22:35 |
im curious..
three fcking days in a row some damn bird out the front of my office has decided to take a shit right on the MR2.. a brand new spot of shit each day!! is it the shininess of the paint job or is it just Toyota 3E5 thats attracting bird shit like a massive target on the ground??
why wont the bird shit on my secretaries little red p.o.s hyundai parked right next to me?? yet it will shit on the MR2??
im seriously confused.. does anyone else get their car repeatedly shit on by birds for no apparent reason??
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oh god... next time, ask her to get off the car and use a public toilet.....
at least ask her to take off her heels 
i think i will never understand perth women :  
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Thu, 13 October 2005 23:50
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oh god... next time, ask her to get off the car and use a public toilet.....
at least ask her to take off her heels
i think i will never understand perth women :
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bwahaha the crap was bad enough but the stiletto dents on the bonnet just went too far
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Blue Mountains
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December 2004
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Fri, 14 October 2005 00:48
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Must be something about red Toyotas. I noticed an inordinate amount bird poo on my car each day when I got back to the station after work despite the fact I was parking in the middle of a car park with no trees around and none of the other cars seemed to have the same problem. I couldn't figure out where the hell it was coming from until one morning I happened to look out the window as my train was going past the car park and spotted 5 birds sitting on my car in the middle of the car park and none on any of the other cars.
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Newcastle
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July 2003
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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July 2004
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Fri, 14 October 2005 01:03
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mine sits out in the open air 
no trees in sight..
btw: i like the birdbath idea! 
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Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
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January 2003
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Fri, 14 October 2005 04:35
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set up a gas gun like they have at winyards/orchards....
might upset the neighbours a bit, but it will certainly scare away the birds
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Campbelltown
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April 2004
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Fri, 14 October 2005 08:49
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I know the feeling, my red AE112R used to cop crap all the time. The Mark II is green & it would always be clean. However my husband had the car fully detailed for ToyotaFest, cost $200 & guess what?? Yep, the next day- bird shit all down the side of the car. Filthy little bugga!
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new castle
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July 2005
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Fri, 14 October 2005 11:20
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yeah my red celica tends to cop a fair bit of p00
probably because i part under power lines
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Pine Rivers QLD
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April 2005
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Sat, 15 October 2005 05:28
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birds love to piss people off, thats just it.
I was once at the local dam with my GF eating chips, all the birds came up wanting them and my GF would make out she was giving them one so they would come up and then she would swing her arms to make them fly away. I told her not too because they will get the "just desserts".
Anyway, we went for a walk and then decided to go home, my car's (which was parked in a car park full of other cars) back window was covered in p00! every other car was fine, and when i drove home it dried and i could nearly not see out of it it was that covered.
Fair enough it was a crap car (bombed VB commodore) but i made her wash it cause it was her fault.
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Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Sat, 15 October 2005 05:41
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| Indi wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 10:48 |
Must be something about red Toyotas. I noticed an inordinate amount bird poo on my car each day when I got back to the station after work despite the fact I was parking in the middle of a car park with no trees around and none of the other cars seemed to have the same problem. I couldn't figure out where the hell it was coming from until one morning I happened to look out the window as my train was going past the car park and spotted 5 birds sitting on my car in the middle of the car park and none on any of the other cars.
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Quite clearly the birds think the sproontah is the p00.
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Adelaide, SA
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May 2002
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Mon, 17 October 2005 05:58
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| ndgcpr wrote on Sat, 15 October 2005 14:58 |
Fair enough it was a crap car (bombed VB commodore) but i made her wash it cause it was her fault.
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Nah birds just hate crap cars so they shit all over them
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Perth
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February 2003
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Wed, 19 October 2005 10:37
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The birds at work must love Toyota's mate. I come out of the office every day to a nice new bird shit on my drivers window. How many cars parked between us? 5 or 6?
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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July 2004
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Wed, 19 October 2005 10:43
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rofl tell me bout it. only ours get shat on mate!
time to do that birdbath filled with poison trick. im sure john'll agree!
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Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
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August 2004
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Wed, 19 October 2005 14:08
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| oldcorollas wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 14:35 |
set up a gas gun like they have at winyards/orchards....
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Those things are way cool  When i was living in vic-land our neighbour had one to scare the crows but the only prop was that the italians that used it couldn't tell time so something like at 1am BOOOOOOOOMMM would vibrate through the town.
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Coffs Harbour
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October 2004
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Re: Why Do Birds Choose Toyota Red 3E5 As a Target to Shit On?
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Sun, 23 October 2005 13:34
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i ran ova a bird in my car it wasnt quick enough to get outta the way, i squashed it under the wheel
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I guess I am just lucky