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On probation
Location:
Brisbane, Queensland
Registered:
January 2003
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Aussie ingenuity
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Thu, 20 October 2005 03:17
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The telephone conversation goes:
Bob: "Hello, is this the police?"
Police: "Yes it is. How can we help you?"
Bob: "I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
inside his firewood!"
Police: "Thank you very much for the call."
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is
kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no
cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house:
Bob: "Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"
Wazza: "Yeah!"
Bob: "Did they chop up your firewood?"
Wazza: "Yep"
Bob: "Happy Birthday maaaaate!!!!"
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: Aussie ingenuity
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Thu, 20 October 2005 03:22
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| boris wrote on Thu, 20 October 2005 13:17 |
The telephone conversation goes:
Bob: "Hello, is this the police?"
Police: "Yes it is. How can we help you?"
Bob: "I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
inside his firewood!"
Police: "Thank you very much for the call."
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is
kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no
cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house:
Bob: "Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"
Wazza: "Yeah!"
Bob: "Did they chop up your firewood?"
Wazza: "Yep"
Bob: "Happy Birthday maaaaate!!!!"
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Hahahaha thats a good one
heres another one along the same lines:
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He
wanted to
dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as
the
ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used
to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to
his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I
won't be
able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just
getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If
you
were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would
dig the plot for me.
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the
BODIES.
Love Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
police
arrived and dug up the entire area without finding
any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter
from
his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the pot now. That's the best
I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie ;]
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: Aussie ingenuity
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Thu, 20 October 2005 09:18
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Ive got another similar one....this one is actually a true story
Guy sees a suspicious looking man skulking around his backyard one night. He calls the cops and tells them, they say they have noone available at the moment so dont provoke him...
The guy is still hanging around....
couple minutes later he rings the cops again and says 'dont worry about that guy in my backyard, ive stabbed him and he'll be dead soon anyway...'
3 minutes later 2 cop cars turn up and race into the backyard scaring the guy off...
the cops glare at the caller and say 'I thought you said you fuckin stabbed him....'
the caller replied, I thought you said noones available?!
couldnt find the pic of the newspaper article to back it up, maybe someone else has it.... 
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Location:
NSW - Blue Mountains
Registered:
June 2004
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: Aussie ingenuity
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Thu, 20 October 2005 09:46
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excellent...  i thought it may have been shot....
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: Aussie ingenuity
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Thu, 20 October 2005 12:48
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HAHAHAHAHA  gold.
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