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Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 02:13
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Hmmmmm.
I was thinkin, among other stupid shit.
Jesus was israeli or something right?
Israel.... Palestine... Afgan???? They are all middle eastern correct? Mite not be?
So instead of the current pictations of Jesus, as a caucasian man.... he most probably looked more like Osama Bin Laden ay? Least they have the same kinda beardie thing.......
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 02:22
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I was thinkin, among other stupid shit.
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What was the other stupid shit?
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 02:31
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Jesus was the heir to the throne of Jerusalem (apparently). So yes, he was from Israel.
And after searching on google for "Israeli men" I came across this image:
So I think it's safe to say that Jesus was actualy a blond haired white irish woman.
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Coffs Harbour
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October 2004
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 02:34
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id hit it 
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 03:06
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Someone stole her boobies 
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Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 03:23
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like you wouldn't offer to help find them 
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Brisbane
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February 2003
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 03:29
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no... i think Jesus looked something like a pipe-smoking, gay, cambridge-educated and very funny comedian:
tho he went by the pseodonym of 'brian cohen'.
plus you could even buy action figures of the man in action:
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 03:40
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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Official Cruise Dude
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liverpool
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March 2004
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 04:40
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lol bigest dickest
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Perth
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October 2003
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 04:44
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As google knows everything the following image was returned for jesus:
He actually was a giant to boot.
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 05:12
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His face looks kinda like an Alien...
JESUS WAS A GIANT GAY CAMBRIDGE-EDUCATED IRISH FEMALE ALIEN COMEDIAN!!!!1111oneoneeleven OMFGWTFBBQ!??
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 05:19
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His face looks kinda like an Alien...
JESUS WAS A GIANT GAY CAMBRIDGE-EDUCATED IRISH FEMALE ALIEN COMEDIAN!!!!1111oneoneeleven OMFGWTFBBQ!??
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I'm glad everyone can take something seriously...
It's people like the ones on this forum that make me think perhaps we'd be better off wiped off the face of the earth.
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 05:24
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I have no idea where to start, so I just wont bother.
You're going back on ignore.
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 05:29
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I have no idea where to start, so I just wont bother.
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I was just stirring 
I obviously should have used excessive amounts of emoticons to illustrate that.
Just relax Honda-boy
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 05:39
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Ha ha ha. I can't hear you! I can't hear you! *dances*
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Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 05:41
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| Shraka wrote on Tue, 25 October 2005 15:39 |
Ha ha ha. I can't hear you! I can't hear you! *dances*
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Remembers back to primary school
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Brisbane
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February 2003
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 05:41
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...nah... a jesus has to smile more.. see
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 05:44
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Ha ha ha. I can't hear you! I can't hear you! *dances*
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Mature isn't he kids 
I will be off ignore in no time, you can't resist my e-charm
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November 2003
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 05:46
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| Shraka wrote on Tue, 25 October 2005 12:31 |
Jesus was the heir to the throne of Jerusalem (apparently). So yes, he was from Israel.
And after searching on google for "Israeli men" I came across this image:
So I think it's safe to say that Jesus was actualy a blond haired white irish woman.
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sexys cousin caoimhe
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 05:50
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sexys cousin caoimhe
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sif.
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Sydney
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Tue, 25 October 2005 05:50
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| thechuckster wrote on Tue, 25 October 2005 15:41 |
...nah... a jesus has to smile more.. see
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GOLD lol
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Wed, 26 October 2005 01:04
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you forgot that he drives an ra25
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Wed, 26 October 2005 01:46
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| no_tofu_speed wrote on Tue, 25 October 2005 12:13 |
Hmmmmm.
I was thinkin, among other stupid shit.
Jesus was israeli or something right?
Israel.... Palestine... Afgan???? They are all middle eastern correct? Mite not be?
So instead of the current pictations of Jesus, as a caucasian man.... he most probably looked more like Osama Bin Laden ay? Least they have the same kinda beardie thing.......
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Those are the pictations that you see. I thought this was common knowledge but meh.
Jesus is depicted in many ways. Caucasian with brown hair, red hair etc.
In Ethiopia he is depicted as a darker man.
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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Wed, 26 October 2005 05:42
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Hi,
It doesn't matter what he looks like. All that matters is he drives an RA25 and that means he's got good old school tastes.
Onya Jesus-baby, you're my man! 
seeyuzz
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Sun, 30 October 2005 10:07
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Uhm, excuse me, jesus actually drove a beasty monster truck.
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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Sun, 30 October 2005 11:08
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Hi,
Well, at least make it a Toyota monster truck!!!
seeyuzz
river
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I Supported Toymods
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Sydney
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Sun, 30 October 2005 12:15
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Isn't that an RA28 not a TA??? The number plates have me confused (TA GOD)!
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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Sun, 30 October 2005 12:27
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Hi,
Toobs... confused!!!!!eleven!!1111 Hehehe like that's a difficult thing to do 
Yes, it's an RA. The guy who built it is religous (hey, nice tie in to the theme of this thread) and it's his shorthand for Thanks God (ie Ta God).
seeyuzz
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I Supported Toymods
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Sun, 30 October 2005 12:31
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Damn! Even that d'ckhead from Korn is a Jesus lovin' hippie now...
www.christiantoday.com/news/cul/86.htm
Found this too while google imaging... thought it was funny!
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Sydney
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November 2003
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Re: Just a 5cent religious thought.....
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Sun, 30 October 2005 12:32
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looks good. where did he get the ENOTSERIF tyres from tho????
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