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Toy Yoda
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Flares, the wearing of... Thu, 01 December 2005 06:50 Go to next message
Alright i have a blast from the past party to go to in 3 weeks...i have my get-up...i went op-shopping with some of the girls...so i scored an awesome pair of brown flares and a nice brown silk shirt for the princely sum of $10...

Problem being, these flares are VERY tight up around the thighs...now im not fat or anything, so no troubles wearing them...BUT...what if on he way to the party i get a traveller...or if the dancing is getting interesting, the same thing happens...i bar up.

Do any of the older members of the forum have any tips?

It's a pretty funny predicament... Smile
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Thu, 01 December 2005 08:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
1) ensure you have consumed so much alcohol that you have no chance of getting a boner in the next week.
2) wear grundies, so if worst comes to worst you can tuck your todger into the elastic of the grundies and under the waistband of your jeans. if you're packing 10" of meat, this option will not work very well.
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Thu, 01 December 2005 08:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
put away the boxers for the night and crank a pair of jockies! or just squeeze one out before ya go Wink ya know give the old boy a bit of a stretch before the big game.
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Thu, 01 December 2005 08:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
duck tape to the leg??

just shove a sock down there and act like you have some rad raging 70's boner going on, could be pretty funny
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Thu, 01 December 2005 09:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
duct.

and I'm very dubious about how well that urban myth would actually work... fixed taping position + flexibile/expanding penis = world of pain
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Thu, 01 December 2005 09:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Let it happen mate. Get it out their. Consider it a form of advertising. Unless of course you don't want to be charged with false advertising. Shocked




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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Thu, 01 December 2005 10:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hi,

Yeah, I'm with Fark. When I used to wear flares, with my pale yellow shirt and wide mauve paisley tie, I'd often go "commando" just to let the girls check out my log.

Mind you, I haven't worn that kit for a few months now, but I still think it makes me look cool, suave and very fashionable.

seeyuzz
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Thu, 01 December 2005 10:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Especially in Adelaide hey Shane?
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Thu, 01 December 2005 11:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Just do all the things suggested so far. Smile

- Rub one out
- Wear jocks that are just a little too tight, and make sure you adjust yourself properly beforehand
- Drink a bit to avoid it happening at all
- Avoid staring at hot chicks or thinking about ripping their cloths off and ravaging them (I'm not very good at this one). Razz

How far you go also depends on how old you are. When I was 16-18 I prettymuch had a perminent boner. Sad Drinking, rubbing one out and avoiding staring didn't work at all. Sad Only the snug undies to controll it when it does happen. Wink Although it might have perminantly damaged my ability to have children. Laughing
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Thu, 01 December 2005 20:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Third oldie up.
If it happens just enjoy the outcum.
It pays to advertise.
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Thu, 01 December 2005 22:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
who cares. let it be. dont restrain the little guy.

at this party a few months ago i was hammered(75% bottle of jonnie black) and making out with this chick, get a hard on, and she says she needs to go toilet. so she left and i hung out. standing there waiting for her with a bonner, was funny as.

moral of the story, i got head.
if i was shy and trying to cover it up i prob wouldnt have.
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Thu, 01 December 2005 23:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
why do u think dirk diggler in boogie nights was such a big hit?
Laughing
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Fri, 02 December 2005 02:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
poh_86 wrote on Fri, 02 December 2005 09:39

why do u think dirk diggler in boogie nights was such a big hit?
Laughing

Because he was 90% man 10% horse.
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Fri, 02 December 2005 02:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i think that would be a pretty funny party trick to play on people,

swipe some of grand dads viagra and slip it in your friends drinks...TOM CATS anyone??
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Fri, 02 December 2005 07:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I'd say wear it loud and proud... or duct tape your dong to your ass hair so when u get excited, you get a pinch from the backend.... Confused

God i don't know why the hell i suggested that, but i'll gladly take credit if it works Very Happy
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Fri, 02 December 2005 07:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ViPeR_NiPPleX wrote on Fri, 02 December 2005 17:53

I'd say wear it loud and proud... or duct tape your dong to your ass hair so when u get excited, you get a pinch from the backend.... Confused

God i don't know why the hell i suggested that, but i'll gladly take credit if it works Very Happy



you suggested it because you wanted to share your special "technique" with the rest of us Wink
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Fri, 02 December 2005 07:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
What would Fonzie do?
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Fri, 02 December 2005 07:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
fonzie would say, "eeeeeeeigh, two thumbs up" then he'd play some cool music and dance with some hot high school chicks....

fonzie....what couldn't he do.
fonzie's philosophy went something like, you know what i love about high school chicks, i keep getting older but they stay the same age. hehehe
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Fri, 02 December 2005 07:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
bike shorts - the really really tight spandex sort - my mate used to wear these for this very reason - and i hear if u put them on with a morning glory it feels the goods too. PLus at the end of the evening if you strip down you have some extra funky undies to flsh off (try and find some that will match your brown get-up)


Have fun
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Fri, 02 December 2005 07:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Gerald1 wrote on Fri, 02 December 2005 18:35

you know what i love about high school chicks, i keep getting older but they stay the same age. hehehe



i do belive that was brian griffin from family guy.
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Fri, 02 December 2005 12:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
yep brian from family guy says it,
Brian: "That's what I love about high school girls... I keep geting older, they stay the same age, hehehe, yes they do, yes they do.."

and i think they stole it from dazed and confused.

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they stay the same age."
- WOODERSON (Matthew McConaughey)

but it totally applied to fonzie Smile

[Updated on: Fri, 02 December 2005 12:08]

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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Fri, 02 December 2005 13:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
this is pretty embarrasing but i didnt know the fonz was in the water boy...only found out recently that he's the coach Embarassed
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Re: Flares, the wearing of... Wed, 07 December 2005 14:37 Go to previous message
Yeah its wooderson from dazed and confused who said that. I like his philosophy.

Either prevent it from happening rather than wait for it to happen and then trying to cover it up, or just roll with it.

Hang out with your wang out.
Rock out with your cock out.

Its a 70's party or what ever, just claim your a free spirit.

Laters
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