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Location: Sydney
Registered: November 2003
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Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sat, 03 December 2005 22:37
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im going to a pimp and hoe's party and i mean its pretty easy to dress like a hoe (just go to supre) but its impossible to find the right shit to look pimp.
im thinking of getting an affro wig, wearing it with some kind of old school pants 1/3 open shirt with a bling bling chain and a jacket
ive tried vinnies and ebay but cant seem to find any decent shit
anyone care to help?
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Location: sydney
Registered: January 2005
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Location: Sydney
Registered: November 2003
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sat, 03 December 2005 22:52
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haha gold, i have aviators that i was planing wearing with the affro wig guess ill have to trawl around vinnies stores in sydney for a day looking for stuff!
if anyone else has pics i can use for ideas post em up
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: June 2002
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sat, 03 December 2005 22:54
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HAHAHA
cool outfit!!
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Location: Campbelltown
Registered: November 2003
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sat, 03 December 2005 23:26
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White suit and lots of bling
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I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 04 December 2005 00:41
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I actually have a white suit that I could be persuaded to lend you.
I wore it to Joorsh's wedding, and was sporting a massif mexican goatee
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Location: Melbourne S.E suburbs
Registered: May 2005
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 04 December 2005 01:03
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go to a " COSTUME SHOP "
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I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 04 December 2005 01:09
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mmmm... and get quoted $100 to hire a wolf costume for 1 night
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Location: Sydney
Registered: September 2004
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 04 December 2005 03:44
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draven wrote on Sun, 04 December 2005 12:09 | mmmm... and get quoted $100 to hire a wolf costume for 1 night
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I got quoted $100 for 2 bear and 2 monkey costumes. Try the costume shop on Liverpool Rd/Hume Highway in Regents Park near the KFC but before Auburn Rd (or after Auburn Rd if you're heading towards city).
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Toymods Social Secretary
Location: Sydney
Registered: July 2002
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 04 December 2005 03:50
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fuck the costume shop... head to ABC studios in Artarmon - THE BEST costume hire place ever!
Heaps cheaper, and about 100000000 different getups!
if i were to pimp:
# afro wig
# craig david style beard of sorts (or moustache)
# aviators
# gold walking cane (paint it)
# purple suit
# lime green 70's shirt with MASSIF collar, half undone
# .....
# profit
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Location: new castle
Registered: July 2005
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 04 December 2005 04:03
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cut off your pubes and stick it to your chest for that real pimp chest hair.
also buying gold spraypaint and just spraying everythign gold for bling bling is a good idea. the more bling the better
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Location: adelaide
Registered: November 2005
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 04 December 2005 08:59
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so you wanna look pimped hey. there are 4 steps to looking pimped.
1. wear a fur coat and tight flares.
2. walk with a limp and use a walking stick. definitly crank the aviators....no matter how dark it is. also if possible, slick back hair with lots and lots of greasey grease
3. buy some crappy plastic jewlery and make it gold or silver. have it hanging down your hairy chest, wear lots of rings.
4. talk like, "eeeeigh whats happening in da house ma homie biatches?" and make sure u click your fingers and slap alot of ppl.
after these 4 steps are taken you can go walk around town at 3am demanding money from various women.
also if u haven't seen it. find the episode of seinfeld called, "the wig master" at the end kramer is dressed up well pimped, it'll give u some awesome ideas.
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Location: Sydney
Registered: February 2005
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 04 December 2005 09:32
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Location: Sydney, Shire
Registered: April 2004
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 04 December 2005 09:36
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u need a lil jon bling goblet to...WHAT? YEEEEEEEEEAH!
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Location: Sydney
Registered: November 2003
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 04 December 2005 11:41
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cant grow beards apparently im not man enough
thanks for the offer on the white suit draven but a) dont think itd quite pull it off b) got one
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Location: Perth, WA
Registered: December 2004
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 04 December 2005 13:50
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just walk around in the gayest looking shit you can find and say things like:
"my pimp hand is strong"
"blang blang"
"werd"
"yeah playa"
"what, ho?"
etc.
Eldar.O.
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I supported Toymods
Location: Perth.
Registered: April 2005
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 04 December 2005 14:02
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magicmitch wrote on Sun, 04 December 2005 17:36 | u need a lil jon bling goblet to...WHAT? YEEEEEEEEEAH!
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OOOOOOOOKKAAAY!!!
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Location: Perth, WA
Registered: December 2004
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 04 December 2005 14:17
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oh, i forgot.
"IM RICK JAMES BIATCH!"
Eldar.O.
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Location: Sydney
Registered: September 2004
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Mon, 05 December 2005 00:47
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mc68 wrote on Mon, 05 December 2005 01:02 |
magicmitch wrote on Sun, 04 December 2005 17:36 | u need a lil jon bling goblet to...WHAT? YEEEEEEEEEAH!
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OOOOOOOOKKAAAY!!!
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Location: eastern suburbs, melbourne
Registered: March 2005
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Mon, 05 December 2005 00:59
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magicmitch wrote on Sun, 04 December 2005 20:36 | u need a lil jon bling goblet to...WHAT? YEEEEEEEEEAH!
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I supported Toymods
Location: Adelaide
Registered: July 2004
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Mon, 05 December 2005 02:50
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have one of your mates walk around with a bottle of talcum powder and at random get him to powder your hand and then you must slap someone saying quickly..."wheres my bitches"
but it must flow like "wheresmybitches"
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Location: Sydney
Registered: September 2003
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Mon, 05 December 2005 02:58
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mc68 wrote on Mon, 05 December 2005 01:02 |
magicmitch wrote on Sun, 04 December 2005 17:36 | u need a lil jon bling goblet to...WHAT? YEEEEEEEEEAH!
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OOOOOOOOKKAAAY!!!
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WHHAAATT WHHAAATT!!!
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Location: eastern suburbs, melbourne
Registered: March 2005
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Mon, 05 December 2005 03:08
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MR 1JZ wrote on Mon, 05 December 2005 13:50 | have one of your mates walk around with a bottle of talcum powder and at random get him to powder your hand and then you must slap someone saying quickly..."wheres my bitches"
but it must flow like "wheresmybitches"
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THAT IS EXCELLENT!!!
WHEREMYBITCHES!!!!!!!!
say it with me
WHEREMYBITCHES
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Location: Cabramatta, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Mon, 05 December 2005 05:59
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domasik wrote on Sun, 04 December 2005 09:37 | im going to a pimp and hoe's party and i mean its pretty easy to dress like a hoe (just go to supre) but its impossible to find the right shit to look pimp.
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So why not dress like a ho'?
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Location: Brisbane
Registered: October 2002
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Mon, 05 December 2005 06:58
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yeh, dress like a ho and be all confused when u get there
"oh shit, i thouhgt i was supposed to be the ho"
i once wore an afro wig in the late 90's {before they were popular} around the hyperdome {big shopping center in brisvegas} for about 4 hours, got some funny looks, had a block womand with one kid in a pram come up to me and say some shit like; "hey maaaaaan, dats coooool"
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Toymods Social Secretary
Location: Sydney
Registered: July 2002
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Mon, 05 December 2005 11:38
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Location: Uki NSW
Registered: November 2005
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Mon, 05 December 2005 12:19
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OIH boys, boys, boys. Seriously fuck the pimp daddy suit. I know a shop where you can hire THE DROP BEAR SUIT (bundy bear). its is so awesome, last party i went to, some bloke wore one the whole night, he was the bell of the ball. funniest thing ive seen.
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I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Mon, 05 December 2005 12:29
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where can I get that bear suit from, and how much?
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Location: Uki NSW
Registered: November 2005
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Mon, 05 December 2005 12:37
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Your in sydney right. Yeh this ones in Coolangatta right near gold coast, costs around $40
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Location: Adelaide, SA
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Tue, 06 December 2005 01:14
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This thread does not contain enough hoe pictures.
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Location: Sydney
Registered: September 2003
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Tue, 06 December 2005 01:24
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lumpy wrote on Tue, 06 December 2005 12:14 | This thread does not contain enough hoe pictures.
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ok i will start, heres a hoe;
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Location: Adelaide, SA
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Tue, 06 December 2005 02:44
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smt_007 wrote on Tue, 06 December 2005 11:54 |
lumpy wrote on Tue, 06 December 2005 12:14 | This thread does not contain enough hoe pictures.
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ok i will start, heres a hoe;
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That's some fine hoe you've got there. Is it a spear and jackson number 3? /end Eric Olthwaite voice
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Location: Brisbane
Registered: October 2002
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Tue, 06 December 2005 04:40
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u have to occasionally say "SKEET SKEET"
or
them rims is spinnin nigga, they spinning
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Location: Sydney
Registered: November 2003
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Tue, 06 December 2005 08:02
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i gota space suit but everyones already seen it
similar resemblance i think...
best thing is i found the movie cover AFTER the photo was taken!
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Location: Sydney
Registered: September 2003
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Tue, 06 December 2005 11:51
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Dom you would so pass for a Pimp , while at party you must say " fo shizzle my nizzle this party is off the fohizzle .
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Location: Adelaide, SA
Registered: November 2004
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Wed, 07 December 2005 14:25
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Yeah, paint your old shoes gold. steal your mothers/sisters/girlfriends/grandmothers fur coat.
buy crappy plastic jewelry, spray it gold. Find a Caine. Buy a wide brim hat from an op shop. cover it with fur, preferably zebra colours.
Get a pimp cup also. even a plastic cup sprayed gold with stuck on fake diamonds, and drink from that all night.
Convince some one to lend you a celcior or a crown for the night and you've got it made.
Find some one who smokes, befriend them. then they open a new pack of smokes they have to remove a piece of gold foil to get to their smokes. Get that foil, like the white side. Then stick it to your tops teeth and make sure it mold around your teeth. You now have budget 'gold fronts'. don't reveal that secret to any one.
laters
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Location: adelaide
Registered: November 2005
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 11 December 2005 07:21
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HAHHAH that gold foil thing from the pack of ciggies is brilliant!
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Location: adelaide
Registered: November 2005
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Re: Pimp & Hoes Party
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Sun, 11 December 2005 07:35
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HAHHAH that gold foil thing from the pack of ciggies is brilliant!
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