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river Forums Junkie Location: Land of Oz Registered: June 2004	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ? Sat, 26 November 2005 11:23 Hi, Well if you're too lazy to get yourself a thinner body then you can try Uncle river's CS&C diet - my patented Coke, Smoke and Caffeine diet. Snort some coke, smoke some ciggies and drink coffee (though tea is better 'cos it has a higher caffeine content). With all of that in you there'll be little urge to eat a lot. A bottle or two of red wine also can help - there's a "pork chop" in every glass. You won't build big muscles, bit you'll lose weight and feel good doing it. While all your mates are busting their arses in gyms, running and cycling... getting all sweating and smelly, and tearing mucles, damaging cartlidge etc, you can lay on the lounge as high as a kite and watch the cricket all day and not still lose weight. Remember, no one ever gets hurt falling of the lounge in a drunk, stoned, wasted stupor - which cannot be said for rigorous exercise. www.rivers_csc_diet.com.au - Kerry Anne Kennely is going to have me on tne Morning Show to demonstrate my wonderous new diet. And, I think I'm gonna make a killing in Hollywood!!! seeyuzz river [Report message to a moderator]

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	Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	1200det	Fri, 25 November 2005 00:18
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	Corona RT142	Fri, 25 November 2005 00:23
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	1200det	Fri, 25 November 2005 00:26
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	Nark	Fri, 25 November 2005 00:32
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	Corona RT142	Fri, 25 November 2005 00:34
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	illuminatus	Fri, 25 November 2005 00:30
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	illuminatus	Fri, 25 November 2005 00:34
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	Corona RT142	Fri, 25 November 2005 00:39
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	gianttomato	Fri, 25 November 2005 00:54
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	thu187	Sun, 04 December 2005 03:55
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	smt_007	Fri, 25 November 2005 00:37
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	coFF33	Fri, 25 November 2005 00:49
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	ke382TG	Fri, 25 November 2005 00:52
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	ke382TG	Fri, 25 November 2005 00:59
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	gianttomato	Fri, 25 November 2005 01:06
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	Nark	Fri, 25 November 2005 01:06
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	lumpy	Fri, 25 November 2005 01:14
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	smt_007	Fri, 25 November 2005 01:49
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	lumpy	Fri, 25 November 2005 02:06
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	ke382TG	Fri, 25 November 2005 01:24
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	illuminatus	Fri, 25 November 2005 02:00
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	smt_007	Fri, 25 November 2005 04:09
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	ke382TG	Fri, 25 November 2005 02:08
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	coFF33	Fri, 25 November 2005 02:30
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	Corona RT142	Fri, 25 November 2005 02:39
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	h3ff44	Fri, 25 November 2005 02:34
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	illuminatus	Fri, 25 November 2005 02:44
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	1200det	Fri, 25 November 2005 02:52
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	spirokeet	Fri, 25 November 2005 02:59
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	Norminator	Fri, 25 November 2005 04:19
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	smt_007	Fri, 25 November 2005 04:24
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	Evan	Fri, 25 November 2005 02:54
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	Chris Davey	Fri, 25 November 2005 03:41
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	Corona RT142	Fri, 25 November 2005 03:44
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	soaringmik	Fri, 25 November 2005 04:07
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	river	Fri, 25 November 2005 04:41
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	smt_007	Fri, 25 November 2005 04:56
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	biggo	Fri, 25 November 2005 05:18
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	M.J.H	Fri, 25 November 2005 05:28
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	ke382TG	Fri, 25 November 2005 05:40
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	justcallmefrank	Fri, 25 November 2005 05:42
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	corona crew	Fri, 25 November 2005 05:55
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	smt_007	Fri, 25 November 2005 06:18
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	gianttomato	Fri, 25 November 2005 14:06
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	justcallmefrank	Fri, 25 November 2005 06:08
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	ke382TG	Fri, 25 November 2005 12:54
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	domasik	Fri, 25 November 2005 13:11
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	RWDboy	Fri, 25 November 2005 14:35
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	BlackSupra	Fri, 25 November 2005 21:36
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	Nark	Fri, 25 November 2005 23:47
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	domasik	Sat, 26 November 2005 10:59
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	RWDboy	Sat, 26 November 2005 01:53
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	myne	Sat, 26 November 2005 08:02
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	tricky	Sat, 26 November 2005 08:42
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	river	Sat, 26 November 2005 11:23
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	PMP020	Sun, 27 November 2005 06:59
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	illuminatus	Sun, 27 November 2005 22:58
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	dimmy77_03	Sun, 27 November 2005 23:17
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	NeoNasty	Mon, 28 November 2005 04:24
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	trevtrev	Wed, 30 November 2005 05:02
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	ke382TG	Wed, 30 November 2005 05:05
	Re: Excercise ? Whats worthy walking , running , swimming ?	illuminatus	Mon, 05 December 2005 01:12

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