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icon10.gif  The Seven Dwarf's Tue, 26 August 2003 11:59 Go to previous message
Ok couldn't help myself I thought this was great !


The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church in the Vatican. They were sitting near the rear
and as the Pope was speaking, they whispered and giggled amongst
themselves, causing quite a disturbance. All of a sudden, Dopey stands up
and says, "Your Excellency, are there any midget nuns in the Church ?" "No," said
the Pope, "There are no midget nuns in the Church." A little time passed
and the dwarfs were again whispering and giggling amongst themselves
causing quite a disturbance and noticeably angering the Pope.

Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, "Holy One, are there any midget nuns in
Rome?"

"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the Church or in Rome." says
the Pope. Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the dismay
of the Pope.

Once again, Dopey stands up and asks "Oh Exalted Being, are there any midget nuns in
Italy?"

"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in Italy, in Rome, and no
midget nuns in the Church." exclaimed the Pope, obviously upset.

The dwarfs continue their interference.

Dopey stands up and asks, "Your Greatness, are there any midget nuns in Europe?"

The Pope, totally angered, exclaims "No, my son, there are no midget nuns
in the Church, in Rome, in Italy, no midget nuns in Europe,
there are no midget nuns in the whole world!!! Now sit down!!!!!"

Soon afterwards, a chant can be heard from the rear of the church, "Dopey
fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin."


So any other 7 Dwarf jokes ?
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