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M Diddy
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Firming UP!!! Fri, 13 August 2004 07:22 Go to previous message
One morning a man walked up to his wife while she was making breakfast, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wackie". With a death grip, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
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Read Message   Firming UP!!!  M DiddyFri, 13 August 2004 07:22
Read Message   Re: Firming UP!!! Rolla BoyFri, 13 August 2004 08:54
Read Message   Re: Firming UP!!! MR 1JZFri, 13 August 2004 09:09
Read Message   Re: Firming UP!!! dimmy77_03Fri, 13 August 2004 11:51
Read Message   Re: Firming UP!!! MR 1JZFri, 13 August 2004 11:53
Read Message   Re: Firming UP!!! Beer_is_goodFri, 13 August 2004 09:04
Read Message   Re: Firming UP!!! Beer_is_goodFri, 13 August 2004 09:05
Read Message   Re: Firming UP!!! riceburna73Fri, 13 August 2004 11:53
Read Message   Re: Firming UP!!! M DiddySat, 14 August 2004 11:04
Read Message   Re: Firming UP!!! MR 1JZSat, 14 August 2004 14:31
Read Message   Re: Firming UP!!! Camry_omegaMon, 16 August 2004 09:02
Read Message   Re: Firming UP!!! MR 1JZMon, 16 August 2004 09:50
Read Message   Re: Firming UP!!! M DiddyMon, 16 August 2004 17:29
Read Message   Re: Firming UP!!! shootMon, 16 August 2004 11:20
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