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fractoid
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Re: tailgating idiots!!!! Thu, 18 November 2004 13:34 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
My proven method of dealing with tailgaters just claimed another victim... Evil or Very Mad

New done up (ss? lookalike?) commodore, sitting on my ass. I didn't notice it there for a while because it was so close to my rear bumper that its headlights were hidden behind mister two's spoiler. So, I politely indicate left, wait three seconds, and move slowly into the left lane.

As Mr Commodore floors it and the auto kicks down, I blip the throttle, into third, and floor it. Mr Shiny New Commodore never got past my A-pillar (until I reached my can-still-drive-if-I-cop-it limit, and hit the brakes). He was also making a hissing sound - I'm guessing aftermarket 'moite fiddy horsepower moite' air filter.

This method, as well as making the other driver feel like a complete dickwad for being beaten by a 17-year-old car, has an additional silver lining: Mr Embarassed Commodore now drives for the next 5 kms at thirty above the speed limit, allowing me to follow at a safe distance and be sure there's no cameras. Smile

Then I came round a corner (nice and slowly, just near home) and there was a plain clothes cop (in a Patrol?!?!) who'd pulled over another commodore. I win. The end. Very Happy
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Read Message   tailgating idiots!!!! mickTue, 16 November 2004 07:39
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! SilverGhostTue, 16 November 2004 08:02
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! rthyTue, 16 November 2004 08:07
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! mickTue, 16 November 2004 08:52
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! olihaubTue, 16 November 2004 10:34
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! shootTue, 16 November 2004 10:36
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Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! ae80Tue, 16 November 2004 11:52
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! rthyTue, 16 November 2004 12:21
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! mynameisrodneyTue, 16 November 2004 23:10
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! ConquestWed, 17 November 2004 01:58
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! TommoWed, 17 November 2004 02:36
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! Corona RT142Wed, 17 November 2004 02:41
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Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! justcallmefrankWed, 17 November 2004 04:24
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! ApolloWed, 17 November 2004 08:10
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! ArchWed, 17 November 2004 10:24
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! fractoidWed, 17 November 2004 10:27
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! YianWed, 17 November 2004 13:00
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! mynameisrodneyWed, 17 November 2004 22:48
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! Corona RT142Wed, 17 November 2004 23:01
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! langWed, 17 November 2004 23:15
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! ApolloThu, 18 November 2004 14:58
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Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! Mr DOHCThu, 18 November 2004 11:40
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!!  fractoidThu, 18 November 2004 13:34
Read Message   Re: tailgating idiots!!!! BenjaminFri, 19 November 2004 10:13
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