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icon10.gif  Bouncer stories part 1 Fri, 03 December 2004 06:32 Go to previous message
Just thought I'd share some of the more amusing parts of the job.

My first night bouncing:

I'd been doing martial arts with a bunch of guys who bounced for ages and eventually they convinced me to join up with a company called Senjo to do some doorwork. With the promise of sex, free drinks/drugs/entry to clubs and amusing fights I eventually went into it.
My first job was bouncing at a late night alternative bar called the Amplifier ( http://www.monkeybaronline.com.au/ ), which opens at 8:30 and closes at 6am the next day and has no dress code, full of punks/rockabillies/bogans/goths/skaters e.t.c.
I started on the door when I meet my first pair of girls, the djs Lucious Leah (she still djs there for Perth people) and Sara. Both with coloured hair, facial piercings e.t.c but pretty cute. Upon arriving at the door Leah wanted us to judge which of their nipple piercings looked better, and both pulled up their shirts and took out their breasts. Things were looking up.
The first thing I was so suprised about is how badly most sub-cultures dress, how stupid punks are and how many people haggled over a $4 entry fee.
However what has made me forever lose my faith in women at pub/clubs is the start of a long story about their behaviour.
The first incident occured when a well dressed, good looking 20 something couple, the guy in a dress shirt, metrosexual looking and the girl in a short cocktail style dress came to the door. The guy paid his fee and walked into the club and the girl realized she hadn't bought her wallet and didn't want to be embaressed in front of the guy she was taking out.
So while the guy was in the club she pleaded with us to let her in for free. One of the lighting guys came up to the door, saw us smiling and having fun with this cute girl who was obviously a little drunk and announced "I'll let you in for a blowjob"
Without missing a beat the girl agreed and went downstairs to the bandroom, blew the guy, swallowed by all acounts, and later went up to her boyfriend who was dancing and started kissing him on the dancefloor. We were in hysterics.

I have to go to work now. If you want to keep reading em let me know, otherwise I'll just stop posting Cool

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Read Message   Bouncer stories part 1  cytribeFri, 03 December 2004 06:32
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