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missa
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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet


Element: Woman
Symbol: O+
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg,but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg


Physical Properties

1. Body Surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
2. Boils at absolutley nothing-freezes for no apparent reason
3. Found invarious grades ranging formm virign material to common ore

Chemical Properties

1. Reacts well to gold platinum and all precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common Use

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be very effective cleaning agent

Hazards
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior speciman
2. Possesion of more than one is possible but specimans
must never make eye contact
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Read Message   Caution Hazardous Element  missaThu, 02 June 2005 05:03
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